When they kill Flash, Boomerang pisses on his corpse and he has a big dick.
That’s the joke.
Not just the joke, but the joke screened (or possibly even written) by leeches from Sweet Baby Inc, who make sure that your games aren't problematic, offensive, sexist, racis, are in compliance with "ESG standards", iNcLuSiVe, and
most importantly, that their CEO "sees herself" in your games.
There's your new progressive standards. You pay 100 freaking dollars and get dick jokes, poop jokes... This joke is also totally not sexist and 100% fine:
Tumblerina contractors and their sorry ass lap soyboys (who do all actual the work in the industry) would screech in ultrasound frequencies if genders were reversed. Can you even imagine the fake Deadshot or Boomerang grabbing Harley's butt?
It's sexualization, objectification and sexual harassment only if recipient has a cunt. Men can't be victims of such things just like how people who aren't white can't be racists.
On the subject of Arkham Batman's death and how it was treated, look at how the game treats death of Wonder Woman and compare it to Kevin Conroy's character's treatment:
The buildup in prior scenes that led to this moment, the tone of this death as heroic, the way the other characters react, and the parting message... All over a character that we met an hour ago, while the one that we've been with for 4 games throughout 7 years of our lives and that they actually used to sell this game gets the death of a stray dog with zero impact.
Speaking of Wonder Woman, I can't help but think of this whenever I see nu-Rocksteady's interpretation of her character's design:
If nu-Rocksteady could get away with it, they'd actually make her wear the fucking burka because male gaze and feminine beauty is haram, inshallah.
The Batman boss fight is gay and lame. I'm not even going to bother to look it up again. Player goes to points A, B, C in the Batcave, avoiding Batman that tries to punch or dropkick you occasionally. Then you get a DPS check on a giant Demon Bat.
All he does is just stand there with an occasional blade attack. You jump to dodge the attack and hold the Fire button until the boss bar empties. That's. It. You get way more challenging and exciting boss fights in free to play games like Phantasy Star Online 2, or even the freaking Marvel Spider-Man 2, another game ruined by hypocritical Sweet Baby Inc grifters.
And at the end, after the reskinned Flash boss fight that was supposed to be an epic battle with Brainiac, you know, the guy who completely re-wired the Justice League and made them do his bidding, they have the gall to do this segment after the credits roll:
You take a beloved character that you did not create, drag his face through manure and discard him completely, and then go THANK YOU KEVIN just like how you did when you used Kevin's death to sell this shitty game (note how different this same cutscene in the actual game played out):
Fuck you. Just fuck you, Rocksteady. Fuck you, WB. Fuck you, Sweet Baby Inc and niggerfaggot CEO
Kim Belair specifically
.
Eat shit.
I wish that you get fired, and if you ever get re-hired, that you'll be forced to do nothing but play games like this in your free time.
