Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[densedance]

Seriously, this fat faggot needs to wind up a prisoner in his own body. Unable to move, speak or even chew. He's fed through a feeding tube and kept alive with machines while being 100% conscious. And then after he succumbs to madness is he allowed to die.

Do people think that he's in his own "prison"? I am not convinced that he's seeing it like that. We allready see that he has no remorse & is surrounded by enablers. There are plenty of people that had the total opposite lifestyle of Jack & died in their 40's from 1 Stroke.
Not even the first strike was enough for this cunt to face the reality. For example with the Dogs they have, many people would take that as an opportunity & start their daily walks. Maybe not really long ones. But step by step to regain controll of their Body & wellbeing.

 

[Fortnite Bear]

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Well, He's done it!

Jack is now 100% back to normal. He feels great while he's struggling to stand and breathe!

"How do you feel?"
"I feel great!"

Does he feel great because he's more healthy? or because he's shoving MEETZ down his throat? I'd assume the latter despite him talking about the former all the time.

 

[Kosher Salt]

Pretty much any leafy green, low calorie vegetable you could eat as much as you want of and you wouldn't gain weight. Things like celery, broccoli, spinach, etc... Plus if you ate that much, you'd get diarrhea real bad from all of the insoluable fiber. Broccoli has something like 80 calories per pound, so even if you eat 20 lb of broccoli in a day (good luck with that), it'd be only 1600 calories. I think spinach and celery are even less.

Yes. Assuming you don't use the vegetable as a vehicle to consume ridiculous amounts of butter, cheese, bacon, dressing, etc.

 

[Andoxico]

Jagoff is daydreaming about CHEAP AND GUD FAST FUD

 

[I am Jack's dead arm]

God I hate those bitmojis. Please take that bullhorn and shove it up your ass. Don't worry, the meat flour will make it slide in real nice.

 

[ZipDisk]

In one of those "fancy smashburger" videos, J. Kenji Lopez-alt made a "beef cheese" with american cheese, sodium citrate, and beef fat.
It's an honestly gross looking mix that he said was delicious, but I've made a similar mix in past by refrigerating cheeseburgers after a bbq.

It's nasty. It's as if you mixed all the worst traits of american cheese and straight up grease.

So, I am looking forward to the beef flour, because I KNOW it will be unpleasant. It will be a nasty slurry, and Jack's bitch face will be legendary.

 

[Kuritan Deplorable]

"How do you feel?"
"I feel great!"

Does he feel great because he's more healthy? or because he's shoving MEETZ down his throat? I'd assume the latter despite him talking about the former all the time.

I really do think it is cope. He's so fixated on telling everyone just how GOOD it feels, as if he's trying really hard to convince himself of it. At that level of obesity, some level of chronic pain is basically a given, but I wonder just how bad its gotten?

 

[curbside2]

In one of those "fancy smashburger" videos, J. Kenji Lopez-alt made a "beef cheese" with american cheese, sodium citrate, and beef fat.
It's an honestly gross looking mix that he said was delicious, but I've made a similar mix in past by refrigerating cheeseburgers after a bbq.

It's nasty. It's as if you mixed all the worst traits of american cheese and straight up grease.

So, I am looking forward to the beef flour, because I KNOW it will be unpleasant. It will be a nasty slurry, and Jack's bitch face will be legendary.

It’s chopped cheese.

 

[LaughJoke2.0]

Jack "Plateaued" because he lost water weight do to dropping carbs but now that he's still eating high calories and fat his body isn't going to lose shit. Hey, Jack you know how Carnivore animals stay thin, they have to hunt for their food and thus burn calories they don't sit on their sofa eating mounds of raw beef and cheese.

 

[Blobby's Murder Knife]

God I hate those bitmojis. Please take that bullhorn and shove it up your ass. Don't worry, the meat flour will make it slide in real nice.

I swear, some of them look like he has massive moobs. I mean he does IRL, but why make that also your avatar? Maybe I don't want to know the answer to this.

J. Kenji Lopez-alt made a "beef cheese" with american cheese, sodium citrate, and beef fat.

I tried making a few of his recipes, but not many of them worked. I often find him to be extremely pretentious. I am more of a Josh Weissman faggot.

 

[p1138]

Jagoff is daydreaming about CHEAP AND GUD FAST FUD
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Of course Fatty dreams of cheaper fast food. Not going to happen. At most some places may use part of the increase in margin to spend on better ingredients to attract customers with a better finished product, but there's no way in hell at least half of that increase in profit won't go straight into their pockets. Fatty is a dumbass.

 

[Fortnite Bear]

Jagoff is daydreaming about CHEAP AND GUD FAST FUD
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Well, no, retard.

You’d have to hire multiple mechanics on site, which is a skilled trade as opposed to having some kid in the back flipping burgers. You have 3 people at a time making sure these things work and you’d easily exceed a manual workforce.

 

[ZipDisk]

Weissman is a recipe purist, if you follow it, the recipe will work. You freestyle? He invites you to go fuck yourself.

As to Jack's robo-restaurant, Flippy is a giant, expensive piece of shit, and I resent that I keep getting "invited" to invest in it. Fuck that job destroying robot, and the people behind it.

 

[p1138]

Well, no, retard.

You’d have to hire multiple mechanics on site, which is a skilled trade as opposed to having some kid in the back flipping burgers. You have 3 people at a time making sure these things work and you’d easily exceed a manual workforce.

Not necessarily. Enough robots in the place to have redundancy if one goes down so production can still happen, shouldn't require 3 technicians on site for normal maintenance and dealing with anything that might come up. Compare having 2 techs on site during a business day to cover both shifts, allowing for things to occur while they're otherwise on a break, and you've got 1 person replacing an entire shift's worth of staff(and don't forget the payroll taxes and other overhead for those other employees even if it doesn't include proper benefits). That stupid cosmc shit that mcdonalds is doing? It's going to be a test bed for this stuff. This is all especially true when you consider areas with $18-20 as a minimum wage for flipping fucking burgers.

As to Jack's robo-restaurant, Flippy is a giant, expensive piece of shit, and I resent that I keep getting "invited" to invest in it. Fuck that job destroying robot, and the people behind it.

That Flippy shit has been around for years now and hasn't gone anywhere, and I doubt it ever will. mcdonald's will be investing in their own shit, they've got the money to do it. Give it some time and I'm sure a pizza place will figure out a way to replace employees in a chain pizza place with a conveyor that dispenses toppings as it rolls through an oven(basically a miniature version of frozen pizza production) and somehow keep it economical eventually(assuming they can keep this in place long enough to amortize the cost of the installation to begin with.

 

[EatYourVeggies]

GET YOU APRON'S


Note the third row: alway. A singular alway. What did Jack Scalfani mean by this?
I can envision Mr Salmonella clapping away at his keyboard frantically with half his face drooping down to bring these abominations no one will wear into existence.

 

[Crispy Jakes]

I really do think it is cope. He's so fixated on telling everyone just how GOOD it feels, as if he's trying really hard to convince himself of it. At that level of obesity, some level of chronic pain is basically a given, but I wonder just how bad its gotten?

I don't doubt that he does feel good. Fatty pork drizzled in rapeseed oil fructose pastes is everything that makes our lizard-brains swim in happy chemicals.
You don't get it because you're not a gluttonous boomer that doesn't understand consequences.

 

[semitooth]

GET YOU APRON'S

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Note the third row: alway. A singular alway. What did Jack Scalfani mean by this?
I can envision Mr Salmonella clapping away at his keyboard frantically with half his face drooping down to bring these abominations no one will wear into existence.

ALWAY
REST
YOUR
MEAT

 

[Brenda Holiday]

Jack really depresses me. I can't even make fun of him, his stroke face and gargling voice freaks me out. Sad because he was a cow my mom and I enjoyed laughing at. We don't talk about him anymore. Watching someone kill themselves out of pure laziness and gluttony disturbs me in ways I can't describe.

 

[indomitable snowman]

GET YOU APRON'S

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Note the third row: alway. A singular alway. What did Jack Scalfani mean by this?
I can envision Mr Salmonella clapping away at his keyboard frantically with half his face drooping down to bring these abominations no one will wear into existence.

You know he stole those animal icons with the temperature in them from somewhere else. The temperatures are far too high compared to what he cooks his meat at.

Updated Jack temps:
Chicken: Bloody
Lamb: Bleating
Pork: still pink
Beef: 120

Base image created in Bing image creator, manipulated in paint.net with pictures of his food.

 

[Fried-Rice12]

When will this gunt punt itself 6 feet under?
I am grow tired of waiting for this day.