Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[Blackstar]

 

[Brutality]

Of course he's still using that hideous meat flap picture. AGPs gonna AGP

 

[Admiral Throbnelius]

Of course he's still using that hideous meat flap picture. AGPs gonna AGP

I think there's a chance he specifically brought back that picture to spite Josh because of how Josh would report his YouTube stream thumbnails. Just a theory, but I wouldn't be surprised if this was the case.

 

[A1 Steak Sauce]

He will be back.
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Already giving himself a way back to drama streaming.
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Remember that Neco was always right.
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New slop just dropped.
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[TyrasGuard]

This fucking retard knows that there is an oversaturation of horror channels covering content, right? You will see the same topics/series covered by like 3-5 different people very often.

What the fuck do you bring to the table, Lucas? What do I get from watching your channel that I won't get from the other 50 fucking idiots who plaster their shitty commentary over the scares?

 

[Catboy Ranch Dressing]

If Lucas wants to make horror content, he should just make The Queen's Fart Throne 2.

 

[ghastlyretard]

What the fuck do you bring to the table Lucas

Literal body horror.

 

[Spergichu]

Lucas already has the autist vocal cord fry and the stunted cadence of a professional horror youtuber.

"Today, we'll be looking at a... truly horrifying... transphobic tweet..."

 

[Sugriva]

The only reason he's "retiring" the Keffals persona is because there's so much bad shit attached to the name, and he knows it.

 

[GamerGateSurvivor]

What the fuck do you bring to the table, Lucas? What do I get from watching your channel that I won't get from the other 50 fucking idiots who plaster their shitty commentary over the scares?

He might jump cut to a closeup of his stink ditch, you never know.

 

[Pill Cosby]

Literal body horror.

“Today I’m going to talk to you about a girl who got her cock chopped off; she would wake up in the night with the visions of her penis shouting “why would you do this to me” and she would wake up with her bed covered in piss, blood and puss from her new vigina” — Keffels.

 

[Schpoots]

Their first video should be about how they help send drugs to minors.

 

[Something Awful]

How Lucas's break is going, Day 6:

Lucas made a Catboy Ranch server for the multiplayer survival game Rust. It didn't go well, as some ruffians raided his base while he was offline!



LMFAO.






SO DONT FUCKING PLAY IT, DONT FUCKING JOIN MY SERVER, DONT FUCKING SUBSCRIBE TO THE PATREON.

So yeah, he sperged the fuck out, banned the perpetrators and threatened to quit and/or wipe the server. Later he calmed down and instead came up with 5000 words of autistic new rules that I won't reproduce here in their entirety, but I gather the gist is "My friends and I are the strongest and we will take your shit."

 

[A1 Steak Sauce]

How Lucas's break is going, Day 6:

Lucas made a Catboy Ranch server for the multiplayer survival game Rust. It didn't go well, as some ruffians raided his base while he was offline!

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LMFAO.

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SO DONT FUCKING PLAY IT, DONT FUCKING JOIN MY SERVER, DONT FUCKING SUBSCRIBE TO THE PATREON.

So yeah, he sperged the fuck out, banned the perpetrators and threatened to quit and/or wipe the server. Later he calmed down and instead came up without 5000 words of autistic new rules that I won't reproduce here in their entirety, but I gather the gist is "My friends and I are the strongest and we will take your shit."

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Holy kindergarten freak out. I like to watch Rust videos in the background, so I do have somewhat of an understanding of the game. Getting raided when offline is the most common way people raid (because it’s the easiest). Rust YouTubers commonly will show that they’ve been completely wiped out after going offline. It’s simply a part of the game. Lucas is complaining about the fundamentals of a game because someone ruined his fun. His new rules is complete faggot shit for retards who can’t handle having someone kick their virtual sandcastle that the game intends to have kicked. Hope someone griefs his base after the new rules, since he seems to want his base to be raided and not destroyed without putting in the effort to make that happen organically (it is possible).

 

[Toilet seats vendor]

I hope Kween Keffals/ScaredAwakeYT covers the old Serbian tale of Уборщик Джерш.


They say this wolf-like beast emerges every tuesday night and friday evening to satisfy it's hunger by devouring cheeses made with the best milk from the finest cows in the villages, though it's been also told that this creature has great passion for Italian cuisine. But food is not it's biggest interest, maidens with a more... rounded body are what activates the beast's lust. Most villagers simply try to avoid contact with this monster instead of taking action against it, because despite the problems it causes, it's also responsible for sweeping up the dirtiest of corners, with incredible speed and efficiency. There is apparently way more to this story then described above, though sadly it isn't well known in the west. However, I'm sure that our lovely half Canadian, half Italian web entrepeneur and renowned encyclopedian will popularise this traditional tale in their newest project which will no doubt be a long running and successful one.

 

[I'mma real anime gurl]

So Keffals is vlogging now?"

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

How Lucas's break is going, Day 6:

(retarded video game stuff)

So after declaring to become a new person because the Keffals persona was too toxic and made him sad and angry Lucas got angry and has decided to not be a nice video gamer in a retarded game anymore but to become a super toxic angry mad video game villain bc some retards were mean to him?



Once again I'm speechless in the face of total retardness.

 

[Buck Foss]

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This is the biggest self own that it has to be sarcasm, right? Who would willingly admit to doing this? Also this is alluding to the fact their own wife doesn't even want to participate in these autistic shenanigans with him.. how lonely and embarrassing.

 

[RazRLaZR - TTD]

So after declaring to become a new person because the Keffals persona was too toxic and made him sad and angry Lucas got angry and has decided to not be a nice video gamer in a retarded game anymore but to become a super toxic angry mad video game villain bc some retards were mean to him?



Once again I'm speechless in the face of total retardness.

^basically Keffals in microcosm. He constantly insists on putting himself in combative situations with people, tries to fling shit, cannot handle when shit is flung back, spergs out, retreat in shame, repeat the process ad nauseum. I don't know why he continues to pick fights and start drama when he can't remotely handle any kind of pushback or conflict. Maybe he's an emotional masochist or probably a humiliation fetish is my guess.

The Keffals cycle:
come out swinging --> fall flat on your face --> people laugh at you --> run away crying and shitting --> wait 5 mins and repeat

 

[Disastrously Dumb]

Honestly
Keffals doesnt have any notable achievements or anything worth caring about to have their own wiki


-Born a dude
-Is Gay
-Worships Communism like any current day LGBTQ retard
-Mutilate his cock
-Makes fart porn
-Become a commentary youtuber to prey on minors
-Brags about preying on minors
-Cries on national tv because Farmers from New Zealand keeps calling him a faggot
-Brags about ruining Agriculture from New Zealand
-Farmers from New Zealand still around
-Cries some more

:I like thats all can be summarized in 100 words or less right there