Crossover Torswats / Alan Winston Filion + Entropy / Cowbin / Sneed.Social / Niggerchat / Patriots.Farm / Lambright Legion / Project Coomer - Sektur Swatter, domestic terrorist, depraved psychotic hapa swatter who gets off to attempted murder, had OpSec worse than your grandpa's, DOXED by Discord LMAO.

[Twinkie]

 

[Vect]

He looks like he belongs on the front page of a medical report entitled ‘Overdosed on Internet’.

Seriously, imagine being a national felon before you’re old enough to go to the hair salon by yourself.

 

[Zay-Two-Kay]

Here's the press release with material attached (incl. the 911 call to a mosque) from the Seminole Sheriff's Office

 

[Large Rodent]

Incorrectly answered the demographics poll.

 

[Complete Reprobate]

Alan 'The Seminole SWAT Swindler' Filion
Alan 'I SWAT for satoshis' Filion
Alan 'Need a congressman confounded? Just fill my commissary card' Filion
Alan 'Prison Enjoyer' Filion
Alan 'I wish my mom was white and not an Asian love slave' Filion
Alan 'Constable Confounder' Filion
Alan 'Malibu's Most Wanted' Filion

 

[AltisticRight]

This has to be said:
Alan Winston Fillion is FAT and I WILL NOT have sex with him.

>Winston
How ya winning there, swatter child? Enjoy prison.
More like Loseton.
Why does every fat fuck have the word "ton" in their names?
- Ashtonne Parks
- Claytonne Huff
- Braxtonne Bell
And more.

>Hapa
Ewwwwwwww
The Elliot Rogers of swatters, too bad he didn't kill himself also. I want to see a client list.

 

[Windows Error 98]

Here's the press release with material attached (incl. the 911 call to a mosque) from the Seminole Sheriff's Office

What the fuck is that 9/11 call what the hell

 

[The Backwards Man]

Trying to look like your idol, huh piggy?
Enjoy prison.

 

[Zay-Two-Kay]

What the fuck is that 911 call what the hell

Here it is as an MP3

 

[Some Dumb Faggot]

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Everyone who said hapa wins. He looks like Markiplier's fat cousin.

He looks like Kathy Bates from Misery.

 

[GradeAGobbleDeeGook]

What the fuck is that 9/11 call what the hell

i love how quiet he has to be in that call, because his parents were probably in the next room

 

[Sprate Header]

Here's the press release with material attached (incl. the 911 call to a mosque) from the Seminole Sheriff's Office

>On July 15, 2023, the FBI served a search warrant on the residence.
>On January 18, 2024, with the assistance of Los Angeles County Sheriff’s Department, Filion was taken into custody.

This nigger started his most recent channel two fucking months after his house got searched!?

 

[Climaxing Sunset]

Literal neckbeard

@AltisticRight should update the header and put his name: Alan Winston Filian. His depravity must be documented forever here

 

[AltisticRight]

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Literal neckbeard

@AltisticRight should update the header and put his name: Alan Winston Filian. His depravity must be documented forever here

I'll leave it to @Sprate Header to spread the love.

This one image explains so much:
- Hapa, racially confused, self-hatred, larps as a bad mean Nazi despite being racially closer to Panda Express in the Whitest town.
- FAT, look at how fat he is.
- No facial hair whatsoever, probably produces HRT on his own due to a diet of UberEats goyslop
- Basically a troon
- Fat
- Coomer stare
- Long hair but already balding like Lucas
- SO FUCKING FAT

Imagine being a hapa troon that's so fat, I would kill myself if I were you Alan.

 

[SiggerNlayer]

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Everyone who said hapa wins. He looks like Markiplier's fat cousin.

Why does he look like Nostalgia Chick?

 

[Sprate Header]

I'll leave it to @Sprate Header to spread the love.

I don't see a way to change the title myself, but I think a good updated title would be: "Torswats / Alan Winston Filion + Entropy / Cowbin / Sneed.Social / Niggerchat / Patriots.Farm / Lambright Legion / Project Coomer", if it will all fit.

Why does he look like Nostalgia Chick?

Who did it better?

 

[Carnavoyeur]

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Everyone who said hapa wins. He looks like Markiplier's fat cousin.

Lmao this guy is totally some faggot incel who was desperate to feel big and important and turned to swatting like a fucking coward instead of losing weight and being a normal person. Enjoy prison, child.

 

[Magicat]

He was going for that LTT fat tranny look.

 

[AltisticRight]

I don't see a way to change the title myself, but I think a good updated title would be: "Torswats / Alan Winston Filion + Entropy / Cowbin / Sneed.Social / Niggerchat / Patriots.Farm / Lambright Legion / Project Coomer", if it will all fit.


Who did it better?
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I see, the edit timeframe for the title is gone. I'll update it later.

 

[Sapphixys Shitty Panties]

I'm getting the feeling Alan is going to get forced to become Alana in prison and get passed around for ramen soups. I almost start to feel sympathy, but then I remember this shitprick likes to SWAT.