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How long will this relationship last?

  • About a month.

    Votes: 41 43.6%

  • Half a year.

    Votes: 10 10.6%

  • A year or more.

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • He will marry her and impregnate her, hater! This is Eternal love.

    Votes: 43 45.7%
  • Total voters
    94
Zab McMann said:
Wasn't there a kid he bullied into having a pool party at the kid's parent's place? Think he'd try it again?
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Yeah Ali Jamal. Ralph called Ali's parents' ugly McMansion a castle. Honestly, unless there's another paypig Gunt dangler, I don't know who else it could be.

Most likely, he was just lying.
 
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The thing you to keep in mind is that just because someone has sufficient info to land Ralph is legitimate trouble with the IRS, doesn’t mean they should do so.

Once you file those complaints and give the irs information it is out of your hands; and it’s not like you can tell them what to do.

No, indeed, once they opt to go to the IRS and land Ralph is real trouble it is an end move and signals you no longer have any future financial dealings with the hope of payment.

It is a poor negotiating threat because it really is a double edged sword. It is in mortal combat and end move.

Use it when it is truly all
Over
 
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"Yew're gonna be shawked when da Ralphamale Ain't cut into pieces by a cartel pimp and can still be hidin' away from his parental responsibilities in Meh-hee-co!"
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Oh yeah, *shocked. A rented hovel in the crappy part of Merida, far away from the nice, historical touristy parts. Frequenting this fine establishment for your daily torta.
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Not having one single person in the entire country you call if you need help for something, like. oh losing your wallet/ID/any credit cards may still have. Deep in debt, owe multiple prople money. Yeah, that all sounds shockingly good for sure.
 
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Oh yeah, *shocked. A rented hovel in the crappy part of Merida, far away from the nice, historical touristy parts. Frequenting this fine establishment for your daily torta.
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Not having one single person in the entire country you call if you need help for something, like. oh losing your wallet/ID/any credit cards may still have. Deep in debt, owe multiple prople money. Yeah, that all sounds shockingly good for sure.
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Is it true this place is a completely different business by day? I think PPP said an auto repair sho
 
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Um... said:
Oh yeah, *shocked. A rented hovel in the crappy part of Merida, far away from the nice, historical touristy parts. Frequenting this fine establishment for your daily torta.
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Not having one single person in the entire country you call if you need help for something, like. oh losing your wallet/ID/any credit cards may still have. Deep in debt, owe multiple prople money. Yeah, that all sounds shockingly good for sure.
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Sam Losco's Wife said:
That actually sounds kind of hellish when you put it that way.
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He still has Smoke and Cleo.

It's also a good day for everyone else.
At least they can wake up and say "I'm not Ethan Ralph".
 
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Fellers, I hate to say it, but seriously anytime a Mexican gets in any sort confrontation, they always say "something something cartel esse". It's the biggest larp on this planet and no one in a cartel is mushing Ralph's face anytime soon unless he namedrops and blatantly disrespects them openly like that one mehican lolcow manlet I saw over on the spic thread.
 
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Booby Jones said:
Fellers, I hate to say it, but seriously anytime a Mexican gets in any sort confrontation, they always say "something something cartel esse". It's the biggest larp on this planet and no one in a cartel is mushing Ralph's face anytime soon unless he namedrops and blatantly disrespects them openly like that one mehican lolcow manlet I saw over on the spic thread.
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Mr. Jones, we ain't talking about some spic in New Mexico, especially not one of them Californian Mexicans, this is in their home turf. You don't need "muh cartel" to kill a man, you need one person with a weapon who is part of a cartel which has a working relationship with the local police and you got yourself a cold case murder.

Never go to Mexico if you think it's a high bar for them to fuck you up. I remember being in Mexico after the cartel wars in the early tens were spinning up, and I would say they are a different breed when they are in their own country. A hell of a lot more violent
 
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"Yew think I'm scared of some Speedy Gonzales looking sweaty half-a-niggers!? My close friend Gonzalo Lira was just executed by Ukrainian Nazis! Mattafact he was a father to me, if you wanna know the truth of it! And I still ain't shook, BISH! I'm friends with the British white supremacist politician Carl Benjamin! I'M THREE DEGREES FROM DONALD TRUMP, YEW MOTHERFUCKERS! OG GAMERGATE CREDENTIALS, BISH! I HELPED PUT DONALD TRUMP IN THAT FUCKIN WHITEHOUSE, BISH! DO YOU MOTHERFUCKERS NOT KNOW WHO I AM!?"
 
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Mr. Jones, we ain't talking about some spic in New Mexico, especially not one of them Californian Mexicans, this is in their home turf. You don't need "muh cartel" to kill a man, you need one person with a weapon who is part of a cartel which has a working relationship with the local police and you got yourself a cold case murder.

Never go to Mexico if you think it's a high bar for them to fuck you up. I remember being in Mexico after the cartel wars in the early tens were spinning up, and I would say they are a different breed when they are in their own country. A hell of a lot more violent
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Well, since most of my interactions were with california cock mongler messicans, I'll choose to believe you and remain optimistic.
 
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