Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[ZipDisk]

respectfully, fuck yourself. The idea that a McJob is just a tutorial is big Jack like energy. Food service is a shitty job, but it's a job, not just some stepping stone.
I showed you the fucking Caesars robot, and how even that fucks up because engineers disease will never solve the world's ills.

You need people to work those jobs. Even if you'd rather automate it or pay less.

I'm getting seriously mati at all the fucking bootlicking shitfucks defending job elimination, or how higher prices for products is "good for business".

 

[p1138]

respectfully, fuck yourself. The idea that a McJob is just a tutorial is big Jack like energy. Food service is a shitty job, but it's a job, not just some stepping stone.
I showed you the fucking Caesars robot, and how even that fucks up because engineers disease will never solve the world's ills.

You need people to work those jobs. Even if you'd rather automate it or pay less.

I'm getting seriously mati at all the fucking bootlicking shitfucks defending job elimination, or how higher prices for products is "good for business".

I never said it wasn't a job. I said it wasn't a career. If you're still flipping burgers at 50 and not running the place, you've fucked up.

Also, since apparently you can't read, at NO POINT did I defend job elimination. I simply stated why it's happening. I did not cheer for it, I did not say I'm investing in it, I did not say I'll be happy when people are out of their jobs. In fact, I pointed out that the big push toward automation is due to a ridiculous demand in wage increases that will only expedite the process after causing costs to rise, further causing problems for people affording the product who were already in the least likely position to be able to avoid noticing a significant impact in their spending.

If you're going to be mati, at least make sure you've read wtf was actually stated instead of pulling a jack scalfani and making assumptions.

 

[She Brings The Rain]

lol calm down

 

[Baby Yoda]

Anyone else think that Jack looks like a French bulldog?

 

[Harambe]

Jagoff is daydreaming about CHEAP AND GUD FAST FUD
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this is like a distillation of everything i hate about boomers
it's like the singularity of complete boomertardation it's so insulting and dumb and mean and weird

Anyone else think that Jack looks like a French bulldog?

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huh
it's not as good as the tracy morgan otter or all horses and sarah jessica parker

 

[EatBeforeYouEat]

Here were Jack's expectations from the carnivore diet before starting:
1. No more Diabetes
2. Drop weight
3. No more hypertension

As expected, the retard moved the goalposts immediately and is now aiming for no health benefits and just good vibes from eating as much meat as mountain lion does per day.

 

[Uber driver reviewer]

I swear to fuck this is a real post.

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I think that is because some disbelievers in the chat were challenging Jack to eat an entire Costco chiggun on live stream during a recent hanging with Jack livestream after Jack had stated he ate an entire rotisserie chicken for lunch one day.

Also, Jack’s beluga-headed brother Chuck, has his YT history set to public, and he apparently enjoys mukbang ASMR with little third world Asian girls.


Jack can be pressured into eating an entire chicken on air if he thinks it’s to prove the right point. We just don’t know what point that is yet.

 

[bile demon]

Unable to move, speak or even chew. He's fed through a feeding tube and kept alive with machines while being 100% conscious.

The American dream.

 

[I am Jack's dead arm]

Anyone else think that Jack looks like a French bulldog?

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Nah those dogs have eyes that work and functional limbs. Jack at this point is more like Slimer from Ghostbusters, except even more repulsive.

 

[fag0rz]

Some people are born to greatness while others achieve it. Jack Scalfani ate himself retarded and became an Engrish meme generator.

ALWAY REST YOUR MEAT

GRILLING HOT & FAST

 

[p1138]

Nah those dogs have eyes that work and functional limbs. Jack at this point is more like Slimer from Ghostbusters, except even more repulsive.

Slimer can move around and has two working arms.

Fatty is more like a crippled pug when you factor in the wonky eyes, the breathing issues, the lack of physical capability, etc.

 

[FatJacksFatAssTongue]

Nah those dogs have eyes that work and functional limbs. Jack at this point is more like Slimer from Ghostbusters, except even more repulsive.

Jagoff's about a stroke or two away from resembling a worm.

 

[AskeDead]

How is he still alive

 

[Mundane Ralph]

We now have confirmation that Jack ate the pork belly covered in bbq sauce and onion jam at Barrel House. Also, Tammy mentioned that she's currently only eating vegetables, so the pork belly was all Jack's.

 

[p1138]

As if Fatty is one to talk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=opPpv_7M8Rw

Immediately complains there's no signage for the place(there's a sign on the street visible on google)
:30 "I let jeanette think of new places and I chose this over the rest" Almost sounds like he asked for an idea, and then just threw out anything she suggested. It's likely he meant they just picked this one
:50 Fatty makes it a point to order an icewater while filming. There isn't a damn carnivore thing on the menu.
1:57 They actually paid $9 for some deviled eggs. I don't think I've ever paid for deviled eggs in my life. It's a slideshow of bullshit from his twitter a few days ago. The top right image is "burnt ends" covered in onions and some kind of sauce. Bottom right that looks like a melted fish fillet or something is supposed to be a twice baked potato

Carniwhore diet

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2:22 "bang bang tacos" is what Jeanette ordered, and fatty specifically says "I'm going to let you try it first" as if he's going to eat a taco that isn't carnivore. Tammy got the twice baked potato and the crappy looking salad. Fatty asks what's inside the potato, and is surprised that potato is what's inside potato. He's apparently never heard of a twice baked potato even though you think he would since it means covering a baked potato in cheese.
4:00 Fatty claims there isn't enough salad dressing, Jeanette states it looks fine because she doesn't like her salad dripping in it.
4:20 Fatty eats part of the burnt ends that are slathered in sauce an onions. Carnivore... right...
5:10 has to show the camera he's proud of taking a bite of chicken
6:05 A+ lots of GUD MEAT
6:50 He forgot the name of the damned restaurant they're standing in the parking lot of...

edit: Mundane Ralph beat me to it

 

[Pig Cups]

Seriously, this fat faggot needs to wind up a prisoner in his own body. Unable to move, speak or even chew. He's fed through a feeding tube and kept alive with machines while being 100% conscious. And then after he succumbs to madness is he allowed to die.

Imagine the absolute mental horror he’d suffer every day, watching Tammy empty a container of Diabetisource AC into his gravity bag, as opposed to the meat purée he so desperately craves…and being so disabled, he can’t even communicate that to her.

He’d be left to endure the sensation of frantically banging on the glass while those on the other side don’t hear or notice. And it’d be in the context of GIMME MOAR MEAT GUD.

I really do think it is cope. He's so fixated on telling everyone just how GOOD it feels, as if he's trying really hard to convince himself of it. At that level of obesity, some level of chronic pain is basically a given, but I wonder just how bad its gotten?

I think it’s cope. He set high expectations, and they’re not being met. Though he uses Charles as his guide 100%, he’s probably very jealous of his brother’s “success” on cunnywhore, and the nagging reminders that one needs to do more than eat to maintain themselves are creeping back into his mind. And we know Jack doesn’t want to do any of that pesky exercise or eat any of those yucky veggies!

Maybe he honestly sees this “diet” as his last hope, to where if it doesn’t work produce the results he wants, he’ll self-impose a mindset that he’s exhausted all options and is at it the end of his rope?

Literally openly embracing this:


It would explain why he’s clinging so dearly to the minimal perceived “benefits” from the new diet, and all the positives he lies (or at least overly embellishes) about.

 

[DeadwastePrime]

How is he still alive

spite
and sprite (diet of course)

 

[Whaler]

and all the positives he lies (or at least overly embellishes) about.

He's absolutely not "overly embellishing" shit. Eating nothing but undercooked meat is not going to reverse the damage of multiple strokes. Everything he's claiming that diet is fixing is an absolute lie. He's using the carnivore diet as to excuse to eat meat 24/7 and not eat any vegetables and he's going to lie about how "great he's feeling" until he suffers the final impact and sashays off this mortal coil.

 

[Pig Cups]

"How do you feel?"
"I feel great!"

Does he feel great because he's more healthy? or because he's shoving MEETZ down his throat? I'd assume the latter despite him talking about the former all the time.

Troons feel great when they violate boundaries and invade spaces for the opposite sex. IV addicts feel great when the drug hits their bloodstream. Deviants feel great when cutting off their oxygen for erotic activities. Rapists and killers feel great while engaging in their crimes.

Just because something feels great, doesn’t mean it’s ethical, moral, sane, or- especially in Jack’s case- healthy. Such a maddeningly infantile level of thinking, even though it’s completely typical for Jack.

GET YOU APRON'S

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I can envision Mr Salmonella clapping away at his keyboard frantically with half his face drooping down to bring these abominations no one will wear into existence.

Black text on that shade of yellow? Fucker is literally conjuring up thoughts of PPE you’d wear when dealing with chemicals or biohazards. Real smooth there, Jacko…

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Anyone else think that Jack looks like a French bulldog?

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Well only that bulldogs are inbred, have breathing problems and bad joints.

Beyond that? I'd rather spend time with a bulldog than Fatty there.