Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

[Null]

Josh you’ve been down this road before, you discover a mentally ill loner who lives with his Parents. All he does is create shitty content online that crosses the line from utterly embarrassing to hilarious cringe. You start to pity him & try to help his retarded ass out as a pseudo guardian.

It’s Chris Chan all over again, for crying out loud he’s already obsessed about fucking mothers. It’s not going end any better. You cannot save him. The a-logs always win.

if i ever have to drive to DC I'm going to take bossman on a fishing irl stream and there's nothing you can do to stop me

 

[Janny Jewsh]

Josh for Lolcow of the Year award

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

"FEED THEM BITCHES!"and mush mouthed "gratisfactation". Who knew Bossman Jack and Bossman Josh were such kindred spirits!

 

[Focken Kiwi]

Lol. Lmao.

Get fucked MadAtTheInternet's mom.

 

[Pepper Jack]

 

[Matzo Nazi]

if i ever have to drive to DC I'm going to take bossman on a fishing irl stream and there's nothing you can do to stop me

All the crackheads I've ever known in person love to fish for some reason so this might just work.

 

[WTBOnlineFather]

if i ever have to drive to DC I'm going to take bossman on a fishing irl stream and there's nothing you can do to stop me

Split donos 50/50 with bossman to make it worth his while. I'm gonna be gay and drop superchats if this stream ever happens, I'll pay to see that shit

 

[RussianParasite]

if i ever have to drive to DC I'm going to take bossman on a fishing irl stream and there's nothing you can do to stop me

You’d still do that, even after the way he talked about (your love of) pizza?

 

[Very_sad_man]

Null, you fucking rat!

 

[Muttley]

Full roast of our nigga @Null. F's in the chat for this loser Mad at the Internet, bro.

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Spoiler: Crack-o-Vision

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I like how Bossman responds to Null, the same way Null responds to me.
Looks like we know who wears the pants in the relationship now

 

[Drive-By Comment]

DSP is an annoying fat faggot crybaby who can only be entertaining on accident at best.

He has 3 times the variety of this pony. Novelty of yo mama's pussy will wear off. DSP reading kiwi chat for 10 mins would be more entertaining.

 

[Twinkletard]

"Hey, I think you might be mocking me..."

 

[ScurvyRat]

if i ever have to drive to DC I'm going to take bossman on a fishing irl stream and there's nothing you can do to stop me

prepare to watch BMJ smoke weed all day, get his line tangled repeatedly, and sneak off to smoke crack when you're not looking.
unless of course you're planning on joining him.
Other than that sounds fine, I guess.

 

[Null]

just a lil crispy crackarooski never hurt no one

 

[Blackstar]

So, is it now set in stone that if Null ever helps Bossman, he'll fuck his own mom?

 

[Muppetstudios]

It's for things like these I joined the forum

 

[Kees H]

if i ever have to drive to DC I'm going to take bossman on a fishing irl stream and there's nothing you can do to stop me

At least stream it, we might get our promised fishing stream from 1600 subs ago.

 

[Roboute Guilliman]

You'd think Null (Judas Iscariot in the flesh) would have learned his lesson about trying to help cows after how Chris reacted to his attempts. Being immune to advice is a fundamental cow trait imo.

Chris, Nick, Dax, Ralph, and now the Bossman himself.

 

[Kulee Baba]

Bossmanjack is immune to alogging, he has the cops called constantly and doesn't even get mad. He just gets back to his computer and continues gambling.

And Chris Chan is also immune to a-logging. Chris only was effected by two forces; trolls and white knights. And in the CWC saga those two roles would change at a moments notice. Chris’s greatest white knights were trolls. No one bought Sonichu junk because they thought it was good. They bought it as relics of advanced autism and to encourage a retard to make more shit content.

Anyone who gives a cent to BMJ (excluding casinos) is no better than people who continue to help CWC. I just don’t want Null to be devastated again. We could fundraise BMJ to go to rehab and he would relapse or just most likely get himself to an Indian Casino.

Be like the nature documentarians who record adorable baby animals starve to death that they could easily aid. Don’t interfere with the nature of lolcows.

 

[Forgetful Kiwi]

For the feature friends. Bossman is live this exact moment at https://kick.com/bossmanjack
If you are reading this in 30 min sorry that you missed the stream.