Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

[keytar]

For the feature friends. Bossman is live this exact moment at https://kick.com/bossmanjack
If you are reading this in 30 min sorry that you missed the stream.

Give me clocks but I get it now. Watching him fuck everything up in real time is 10x funnier than just watching replays.

 

[SoggyToeHolster]

Nice show, Boss.

 

[Coalescence]

Erm, Null just posted this in chat. Should we be worried, guys? What kind of horrific torture methods could this pizza-loving, triple-chinned maniac come up with?

 

[Pomniman]

Bizarrely wholesome despite how tilted he was. I guess in a world where the cheese is made of moon then crack rocks must be made of rat. Life is at its funniest when you let it turn into a Looney Tunes cartoon.

 

[Forgetful Kiwi]

Erm, Null just posted this in chat. Should we be worried, guys? What kind of horrific torture methods could this pizza-loving, triple-chinned maniac with come up with?
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He gifted a sub to bossmans channel after he was felted and ragequit.

 

[Kosher Dill]

I absolutely lost it when he started yelling "FEED THEM"

I'm not a fan of Sonichu Kiwi Farms anymore, Asperchu BMJ is my new jam.

 

[DickMain]

This guy is

BMJ and DSP both spend 100% of their income on stupid bullshit, BMJ's raw income is probably at least 4x DSP's, but DSP has a house, so he wins.

Wait does DSP legit have a house or does his bank have a house?

 

[draggs]

What do you do as a content creator?

Is my new favorite question

 

[Kees H]

Austin is completely vape felted right now, and asks through his mother if his fucking RAT DAD can buy him one.

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DISREGARD MY PREVIOUS CLIP, VAPE HAS BEEN ACQUIRED, BOSSMOMJACK SAVED THE DAY

 

[eatler]

Full roast of our nigga @Null. F's in the chat for this loser Mad at the Internet, bro.

Man the one thing I love about bossmans streams, he always plays the best music. I just rediscovered a song that I liked when I was a kid thanks bossman!

Spoiler: the song

 

[GiveMeTheMoney]

BMJ segments on MATI are actually my favorite segments lately. Please Null, may there always be a segment for BMJ.

 

[pyrogon]

I try to plant seeds of personal growth and he implodes.

I think I could cause more damage to people just by being nice more often, it seems to cause people to dematerialize.

You pozloaded my neghole, now you have poopoo on your hands

 

[Cum Laudely]

BMJ and DSP both spend 100% of their income on stupid bullshit, BMJ's raw income is probably at least 4x DSP's, but DSP has a house, so he wins.

This is something that is hard to quantify. BMJ makes money through spending money and since his addiction is used to make money. He loses that very same money off stream as well. DSP hasn't really shown to be any smarter or more tempered in how he spends money. Look at WWE Legends, if he had to play that on stream like BMJ. I think he would be in the same position as BMJ if not worse. On the surface it looks like DSP is more controlled, but you gotta remember the time he streams is the time he's not gambling and making money just to blow that same money on pachinko games. Now scale that up and imagine if he gambled on stream. The only thing he could claim at doing better than BMJ is "at least he doesn't do any hard drugs."

 

[Commandant Swordfish]

To coin a Kino Casino term, Null fucking TABLED.

 

[Pignat]

>calling Josh fat
>accusing him of eating pizza
>feeder references
The dude sized you up like a crackhead Sherlock Holmes and knew exactly how to cut to the quick.

 

[Cyan]

He started rambling on and on for like an hour. Suddenly he started a long, drawn out, crack-fuelled motivational speech. If you're feeling down, listen to this and let the Bossman pick you back up
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Here's the same motivational speech with more motivation added (B&W, "Time", stock footage)

Spoiler: Personal BossmanJack QOTY

"They're using people, like a fucking, like a goddamn, like a, like that's fucked up, like they're a fucking, credit card or some shit, like not even just that, but like, dude it's just so fucked up, like..."

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

This is something that is hard to quantify. BMJ makes money through spending money and since his addiction is used to make money. He loses that very same money off stream as well. DSP hasn't really shown to be any smarter or more tempered in how he spends money. Look at WWE Legends, if he had to play that on stream like BMJ. I think he would be in the same position as BMJ if not worse. On the surface it looks like DSP is more controlled, but you gotta remember the time he streams is the time he's not gambling and making money just to blow that same money on pachinko games. Now scale that up and imagine if he gambled on stream. The only thing he could claim at doing better than BMJ is "at least he doesn't do any hard drugs."

Phil's alcoholism isn't much better. He's spending hundreds every month at Total Wine.

 

[Anti Snigger]

An unfortunate lesson, never meet your heroes

 

[DumbDude43]

>you probably eat pizza and have the triple chin going
it's over nullbros
time to pack our bags and leave the internet forever

 

[Cum Laudely]

Phil's alcoholism isn't much better. He's spending hundreds every month at Total Wine.

I agree, I should of been more specific beyond simply saying "hard drugs" because all drugs are bad hard or not. Being an alcoholic isn't as stigmatized as being a crack head is. That's all I was saying, I never forgot Phil is an alcoholic.