Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

[The Tall Man]

Dull Null kneels before the Boss Man Chad.

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Null will have to change his name to LeavetheInternet after that roast.
Bossmanjack is too powerful. It's over Joshcels.

 

[Fake News Anchor]

>calling Josh fat
>accusing him of eating pizza
>feeder references
The dude sized you up like a crackhead Sherlock Holmes and knew exactly how to cut to the quick.

And he knew 's mom was a hottie. It's like he's been the one stalking Null!

 

[Null]

Austin gets absolutely shittered by two rats in OSRS LMS

 

[Maldron the Assassin]

I thought Kingcobra has the worst case of ODD but the way lossmanjack pops off when you try to give him advice is just hilarious
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better not go to dice BOY

 

[ScurvyRat]

Austin gets absolutely shittered by two rats in OSRS LMS

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There's no escape Austin.
My rat brood is EVERYWHERE

 

[CoolSixtyNiner]

Just try to re-invest a little bit more of your money into the things you want and need.

He wants gamba and needs crack. He's obviously living his best life.

 

[smugrandomdouche]

I try to plant seeds of personal growth and he implodes.

I think I could cause more damage to people just by being nice more often, it seems to cause people to dematerialize.

I am surprised more people haven't caught on to how much that drives lolcows insane.
Null did it with chris chan, bossman jack, tried to help ralph, tried to help others and then it blows up in his face or they just set themselves on fire as a fuck you to null but for our entertainment.

it's the Jim demon. You have to laugh.
Remember that even jim tried to help ralph before he fell off and also encouraged racket's growth till both them idiots fucked it up.
offer help, when they say no, just stand back and let them do what they were gonna do anyway and laugh when they fuck it up.

 

[Cheeseknife]

Full roast of our nigga @Null. F's in the chat for this loser Mad at the Internet, bro.

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Spoiler: Crack-o-Vision

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I love how he immediately noticed the nigger eating the chips off the floor and he was compelled to comment about that despite the fact that he was trying to remain focused on Null. Fucking hilarious how, even for that brief moment, he got invested in what Null was talking about.

 

[Telemeter]

BMJ and DSP both spend 100% of their income on stupid bullshit, BMJ's raw income is probably at least 4x DSP's, but DSP has a house, so he wins.

DSP has a mortgage he only makes minimum payments to...

 

[Napoleon III]

I thought Kingcobra has the worst case of ODD but the way lossmanjack pops off when you try to give him advice is just hilarious

I'm reminded of Wings. People gave him all this advice because there were a bunch of people who liked him from his Call of Duty days. And it was good advice too. But he was screaming and angry about it.

Wings constantly distracted himself from how bad things were and the simple advice people gave reminded him that things were bad.

BMJ is the same he has his weed and his crack and his gambling because he needs to constantly distract himself. Even a small little thing like telling him hey you could get something you want when you are up and then you'd be in a better good position is painful.

The Honda Civic, the RTX 3080 and moving out of his parents house aren't real plans they are just a fantasy to live in to distract himself.

 

[Catboy Ranch Dressing]

DSP has a mortgage the only makes minimum payments to...

He has his mortgage, electric bill, 2 internet bills, groceries, etc. The point being DSP has actual (somewhat) sensible bills, while Austin lives rent-free with his parents and doesn't pay for any food. All of Austin's money goes to gamba or Derrick (weed/crack), whereas just most of Phil's money goes to WWEChampions.

 

[Forgetful Kiwi]

Austin gets absolutely shittered by two rats in OSRS LMS

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Incase you missed it a while ago in the thread here is one of his most entertaining OSRS fights he did

The video for people who are lazy. I explained it for non OSRS people in the post I linked.

 

[Dragged Into Sunlight]

Actual footage of BMJ and the Juice Platoon confronting Null in the driveway as he tries to steal the Civic.

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What kind of raid was this? Those soldiers lit those guys up immediately.

 

[Cheeseknife]

BMJ and DSP both spend 100% of their income on stupid bullshit, BMJ's raw income is probably at least 4x DSP's, but DSP has a house, so he wins.

It is funny to think about in relation to how he says his critics add nothing of value to the world. Given all the money he has, you'd think Phil would try to start a family and spend that money on his kids. Buy their food, their baby diapers, their clothes, their piano lessons, their trips to the dentist, their soccer practice, etc.

As for Phil himself, he could buy a home gym and lift weights, or get some boxing lessons and try to improve his physique.

It blows my mind how there's people out there who are continually making loads and loads of money that would make them considerably more well-off than the majority of Americans and yet they are completely clueless as to how they should spend it.

 

[Neil]

Full roast of our nigga @Null. F's in the chat for this loser Mad at the Internet, bro.

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Spoiler: Crack-o-Vision

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(Un)Surprisingly this isn't the first time a cow has talked in detail about how much they want to fuck Null's mom and how they would do it. Null truly BTFO.

 

[MosBodacious]

I try to plant seeds of personal growth and he implodes.

I think I could cause more damage to people just by being nice more often, it seems to cause people to dematerialize.

In all honesty I really appreciate your efforts here, even if they were failures. It speaks well of you that, when presented with the opportunity, you even tried. There are people who don't act, then there are retards who interfere with people negatively (ex. Daniel Larson A logs or the dudes that abuse the disabled guy on Twitch).

This has been my favorite part of the BMJ saga so far. @Paul Revere Pantry Raider is sperging a bit in the MATI thread but I get it. It is frustrating to see this guy constantly repeating the same bad behaviors, even if he's got that wholesome quality. Still hoping for that real BMJ win. Maybe those seeds will work out in the long run.

 

[DOORSTUCK]

but what exactly happens when bossman needs to file his taxes?

Please spare us from even more tax sperging. I beg of you.

 

[anionfarflung]

I do have to say that Bossman sold me on Null's Mom's pussy.

 

[Flaming Dumpster]

I'm a rat for asking this, but what exactly happens when bossman needs to file his taxes? Does he need to pay on his winnings even if he blows it minutes later?

To recap the previous tax debate:
* Yes Bossman owes taxes on his gambling winnings, he cannot claim his losses as Stake.US is a sweepstakes site.
* Yes he probably owes a lot. Especially as he owes taxes on his Kick juice
* Nobody cares, Bossman has no money to his name and is the definition of uncollectible. He probably doesn't even bother filing taxes.

 

[Local Wordmason]

He already buys everything he wants with his money. Where do you think the crack comes from?