Skitzocow Mark Bernstein - Ryulong 2.0, Creepy Paranoid Stalker and Anti-Gamergate Loser with Delusions of Grandeur

[Jaimas]

I used to wonder what a living embodiment of every single thing I hate about Wiki support would look like.

Thanks to Mark Bernstein, I wonder no longer. Thank you, retarded melting potato man.

 

[chimpburgers]

I am to the left of the modern Democratic Party and yet come here to shitpost, share links about weirdos I come across on the Internet and engage in casual racism. Thanks Hillary. I'm "alt-right" too. Ridiculous.

 

[AnOminous]

I heard we get nazi frogs and are able to manipulate reality itself through the worship of an ancient Egyptian frog-headed god of chaos.

This is such bullshit. When I was a flat out Klansman I got to have frog legs dipped in butter and that was tasty as fuck.

I heard we get nazi frogs and are able to manipulate reality itself through the worship of an ancient Egyptian frog-headed god of chaos.

But where's the part where my dick gets sucked? Or did I just get ripped off again?

 

[DrJonesHat]

Apparently I'm alt-right because I expect the abled-bodied to at least try to find a job.
Plus, at all the hate group meetings I never got anything but a goddamn t-shirt. Where's my cash and sex slave I apparently feel I'm entitled to?

 

[Patrick Buttman]

This is such bullshit. When I was a flat out Klansman I got to have frog legs dipped in butter and that was tasty as fuck.



But where's the part where my dick gets sucked? Or did I just get ripped off again?

Better than getting your dick ripped off:

 

[Sexy Rexxy]

I can't believe I'm alt-right just because I hate Islam and am enthusiastically voting for Trump

 

[Hellfire]

https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.ph...curid=43758363&diff=740490702&oldid=740489529

 

[Patrick Buttman]

https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.ph...curid=43758363&diff=740490702&oldid=740489529

Holy shit, is this guy off his rocker. He's like those crazy hobo-looking dudes on the street that run around screaming in people's faces about aliens conspiring with the government to steal our water, or how Wi-Fi is an Illuminati mind control experiment.

No, Mark - Wikipedia is not some secret shadow conspiracy by the "alt-right" to infiltrate Neo-Nazis into the US government. Calm yo' tits.

 

[Sexy Rexxy]

 

[AnOminous]

Holy shit, is this guy off his rocker. He's like those crazy hobo-looking dudes on the street that run around screaming in people's faces about aliens conspiring with the government to steal our water, or how Wi-Fi is an Illuminati mind control experiment.

I imagine him walking around in public rummaging through garbage cans and then, whenever he overhears someone else's conversation, immediately starts shrieking non sequitur insane nonsense about Wikipedia, while the people back away slowly.

 

[DrJonesHat]

I imagine him walking around in public rummaging through garbage cans and then, whenever he overhears someone else's conversation, immediately starts shrieking non sequitur insane nonsense about Wikipedia, while the people back away slowly.

I would lay money on the possibility that he's actually been kicked out of a social event/fired because he started ranting about Wikipedia/Gamergate in real life and wouldn't stop when asked. And I hate people like him who think bias means "not pushing my point of view". Both sides do it and the truth gets lost in the ensuing slapfight.

 

[Jan_Hus]

Who the hell cares this much about Wikipedia?

 

[AngeloTheWizard]

Who the hell cares this much about Wikipedia?

People who don't have anything else.

At least go play some fuckin' World of Warcraft or something, find a game you enjoy cause that would be less pathetic then constant Wikipedia speeding

 

[DrJonesHat]

Who the hell cares this much about Wikipedia?

Mark Bernstein and Michael Cohen. They care to the point they actually caused damage to their personal lives because of their obsession. Cohen got fired for edit warring on Wikipedia all day instead of working, and Mark is now regarded as a lunatic even by his own side.

People who don't have anything else.

At least go play some fuckin' World of Warcraft or something, find a game you enjoy cause that would be less pathetic then constant Wikipedia speeding

Particularly about shit that simply doesn't matter in the bigger picture. Now, if it was a topic that actually mattered, like vaccines, or climate change, or the Holocaust, then his level of obsession would be admirable. But it's about fucking video games. Literally no one cares except other broken people.

 

[Jan_Hus]

Mark Bernstein and Michael Cohen. They care to the point they actually caused damage to their personal lives because of their obsession. Cohen got fired for edit warring on Wikipedia all day instead of working, and Mark is now regarded as a lunatic even by his own side.

Holy shit. I've seen some exceptional shit, but getting fired over Wikipedia really takes the cake

 

[DrJonesHat]

Holy shit. I've seen some exceptional shit, but getting fired over Wikipedia really takes the cake

If I recall, he felt it was massively unfair for him to be fired for not working. He didn't say "how dare they fire me for not working!" but that was the gist of it.

 

[NQ 952]

People who don't have anything else.

At least go play some fuckin' World of Warcraft or something, find a game you enjoy cause that would be less pathetic then constant Wikipedia speeding

Wikipedia speeding: doing over 15 mph while editing Wikipedia.

 

[AngeloTheWizard]

Wikipedia speeding: doing over 15 mph while editing Wikipedia.

This is why i try to avoid shitposting from my phone. I'm leaving it, it was funny.

 

[Solzhenitsyn]

It's funny that he rants so much about there being a right-wing conspiracy, because I guarantee that if he sperged like this about Jews and black people he'd have been forced out of Wikipedia long ago. If anything, that he survived so long on Wikipedia is evidence of a lefty conspiracy.

 

[Vaclav]

I've been doing some digging on Mark... he's been at this a while. He was actually on the cutting edge when he started out with Eastgate, he published this game in 1990:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Afternoon,_a_story

It was one of the first hypertext games, made with Storyspace, the program he's now selling on his site. Storyspace originally came out in 1987, and the Eastgate website says the company started in 1982! It was created by other people but Mark got involved with publishing it and he's still at it almost 30 years later.

He's one of those ancient computer pioneers who couldn't change with the times. Kind of like the guy at moslo.info, who's been selling a program to slow down games that run too fast in DOS for like 20 years. I wonder if he actually makes a living from Eastgate.