Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[CoolFool]

Yesterday I was looking on Amazon for some new cute PJs to buy. As always, I check out the photo reviews, and to my horror I found this ugly granpa troon showing off the fit:

Curious, I decided to check out "Jayne's" Amazon profile, where he lists an alarming sounding bio:

He has a few reviews of him trying on various outfits. I'm not going to share them all, but I decided to share this L where the dude can't find his perfect little black dress because of his male fridge body:

Spoiler: A rant

Shopping for Amazon clothes has always been tough, so like most women, I rely heavily on reviews when trying to figure out if something I want to buy will fit me. It's always great when women give detailed reviews, but it's even better when women actually post photos of the clothes so you can get a better idea of how it fits, especially if the reviewer has the same body type as you.

Troons have sadly done what they always do and take over the place. Now almost every time I look for clothes on Amazon, I ALWAYS find at least one ugly troon on there sharing photos and either complaining about how the clothes don't fit or gushing about how sexy it makes them feel. It's not just clothes either, they in the shoes and jewelry reviews too. Troons ruin everything.

 

[countrybumpkin]

 

[RIPRhongoBongo]

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That glass cutter jaw isn't doing it, Chad

 

[Monolith]

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This is a joke, right?

 

[GenociderSyo]

This is what would happen is Gaston got desperate.

 

[Free the Pedos]

This is what would happen is Gaston got desperate.

You beat me to it!

No onnne troons like Gaston,
Is fake poon like Gaston,
No one sucks up all the air in the room like Gaston!

 

[Gondolindrim]

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This is a gag. Ain't no way.

 

[Cardinal Cardinal]

I just remembered. FFS used to == for fuck sake.
Very appropriate for this one.
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I imagine FFS (surgery) as a doctor midway through the operation and having an epiphany or slowly getting fed up before saying "For Fucks Sake!" and leaving.

 

[Liquid_Chriss YaoiEnjoyer]

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Pooner gets fucked by dudes and is freaked out they don’t feel like they’re a man when they get PIV sex. Other pooners say they can still be a pooner if they like PIV. I think it’s hilarious there are straight guys on Grindr now trying to fuck FTM.

I don't only bottom anally

pre-everything

Guys see you as a dood

LMAOOOO the fucking denial is insane she probly cut her hair short and is now conviced she is passing what a stupid fucking poon
cant belive some bi guy was desperate enough to stick his dick in that but jesus christ how tf
pooners are so fucking insane

 

[stupid frog]

Inagine having ALL THESE ISSUES. Being at a point where a psych hold is a welcome vacation.

And the one thing he puts effort into…. Is getting elective surgery with marginal (at best) results.

Fucking troons man!

The problem is probably in part because of said issues. To him, FFS is the one "positive" thing he has going for himself.

 

[majorplayer]

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Turn that shit off

 

[behindyourightnow]

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This has to be a troll post. He literally looks like Gigachad.

Fake edit: he has deleted all of his Reddit posts after widespread ridicule but a few comments remain, and they go back at least to August last year. So it's either an extremely dedicated troll or he's for real

 

[Attractive Sexhaver]

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This is a gag. Ain't no way.

He looks like the local football team decided to do a comedy skit and dress a linebacker in drag. It's like the head shotcaller for MS13 has one last ditch hail mary plan to sneak out of max security in Pelican bay. He's the final boss for any prospective employee trying to get through DEI training on respecting pronouns. He clearly has a bright future as the world's next UFC women's champion.

 

[Niggie Smalls]

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GRUG NOW GRUGETTE. GRUGETTE USE BERRY JUICE TO PAINT FACE PRETTY. GRUGETTE PUT ON HORSE TAIL ON HEAD. GRUGETTE MOST PRETTY IN TRIBE AND NOW SLEEP IN WOMEN CAVE.

 

[batteredpancakes]

Another based kid.
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Spoiler: Kid at work called me “girl” and I didn’t know what to do

I started a new job working with children last week. I met a new kiddo today, 10 years old, and something happened that made me sad and wildly uncomfortable.

We were playing a board game when all of a sudden he reached out and very gently touched my shirt in the chest area. I thought maybe I had something on it or he was pointing something out, but then he said “girl.” I didn’t know what to do so I just said “no” and blocked his hand when he tried to touch my shirt again.

My trainer noticed that I was upset and she asked me if I was okay once the kiddo went to the bathroom. I swear, I could’ve cried right then and there. I know the kid didn’t mean anything bad, but it still really hurt. I know I don’t pass - I’m pre-HRT and don’t wear my binder everyday because it can make me nauseous sometimes (I wore a sports bra today). I only started socially transitioning a month ago, and I’m extremely shy about correcting people (both children and adults) with my pronouns. I know that I need to advocate for myself in these situations, but I guess I just don’t know how to get over my fear of rejection or feeling like I’m being an inconvenience.

My trainer used the correct pronouns for me throughout the session, and the kid didn’t make any more references to my gender after this incident. I’m hoping that it won’t come up again with him, but I know that it’ll likely come up with other kids in the future. I’m just feeling pretty lost and down on myself after today.

I know I don’t pass - I’m pre-HRT and don’t wear my binder everyday because it can make me nauseous sometimes (I wore a sports bra today). I only started socially transitioning a month ago, and I’m extremely shy about correcting people (both children and adults) with my pronouns. I know that I need to advocate for myself in these situations, but I guess I just don’t know how to get over my fear of rejection or feeling like I’m being an inconvenience.

For fucks sake no man speaks like this. And none go on reddit looking for emotional support over something so minor.

 

[Mitt Doggy Dogg]

For fucks sake no man speaks like this. And none go on reddit looking for emotional support over something so minor.

omfg she is upset a fucking 10 yr old misgendered her roflmao

 

[and I must scream]

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He looks like handsome Squidward with lipstick and wig. Lol I hope for his sake this is trolling and not real.

 

[Evilronald]

Pooner starts getting close to realizing they are making a horrible mistake, other pooners assure her that there’s no way that’s the case. “Make irreversible life decisions based on how you feel RIGHT NOW.” Because that always works out for people long term.

 

[Oliver Onions]

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Passes pretty well as a young Al Bundy (no disrespect to Ed O'Neill).

I just remembered. FFS used to == for fuck sake.
Very appropriate for this one.
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Please keep an eye on this one, because I am dying to see the photoshopped images of his 'ideal' look.

 

[Peaches Demure]

I started a new job working with children last week. I met a new kiddo today, 10 years old, and something happened that made me sad and wildly uncomfortable.

We were playing a board game when all of a sudden he reached out and very gently touched my shirt in the chest area. I thought maybe I had something on it or he was pointing something out, but then he said “girl.” I didn’t know what to do so I just said “no” and blocked his hand when he tried to touch my shirt again.

What's even funnier is that the kid is obviously a tard; no normally developing 10-year-old acts or communicates like this.