Dylan James Mulvaney / Days of Girlhood / Day __ of Being a Girl - Dylan Explains It All, a gay man interprets 'girlhood' in all glorious technicolor.

[Amin Yasister]

I'm pretty sure this is the outfit being worn in the music video for the Divinyls' I Touch Myself in case you need to see what it looks like on an actual woman. Is Dylan trying to associate himself with a song about masturbating?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wv-34w8kGPM

Well, he is an utter wanker.

 

[JambledUpWords]

More Dylan singing, this time from the Legally Blonde musical:

 

[Swerf'n'Terf]

Last week Dylan was the face of a small but significant political slapfight in the UK, resulting in the classic meme below plastered irl across parts of London.
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In the borough of Hackney the Labour party attempted to run a GC candidate in a by-election Thursday and was soundly BTFO. Hackney's solidly left and at the forefront in progressive hairstyles, so naturally the trannies and their associates are claiming the credit. There's more to it however.

Spoiler: Intersectional nightmare

Hackney is a shitty diverse area now extremely gentrified. The core demographics are wealthy 40 year olds LARPing as art school youths, blocs of second- and third generation welfare recipients in subsidized housing, and a large enclave of Hasidic Jews. The first is highly amenable to TRA shit, while the latter two presumably are not but historically vote Labour for the bennies, if at all.

They've had the same exceptional diversity-hire Labour MP since 1987, whose highlight reel includes showing up to vote wearing odd left shoes, and recently of those soyboy pedo politicans that were so trendy a couple of years ago.

As a result of the piss-flinging about the candidate and a week before the election, the Labour Party suspended Pascal and made her apologize for mean tweets, and like a pussy she did.

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The post-election Twitter sideshow was ideologically confused. Troons blaming transphobia, GCs blaming misogyny, and assorted vocal partisans crying various other -isms. The trannies, of course, were the loudest.

Spoiler: Long cope by insane pfp agp

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To be clear they are almost certainly all wrong, but the trannies especially so. They rely upon the fact the incumbent party lost a previously safe seat, but 'transphobe' wouldn't cause the vote to swing wildly conservative when there are other left parties, that's just more tranny nonsense. Anyway there's an incredibly obvious explanation: the winning candidate switched parties (from Lib Dem) in opposition to excessive local vehicle taxes.

Not quite another Budweiser moment, sadly for both our entertainment and his career, but Dylan remains the gurning face of this one wedge issue.

ETA: fixed stray attachments

 

[JambledUpWords]

Dylan celebrating one year since his face reveal:

 

[scathefire]

Dylan celebrating one year since his face reveal:

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I think the main difference is the makeup, otherwise the most noticeable difference would be his nose job. Also him lip-syncing in the hospital implies that he filmed the first part in advance and completed it just now. Which shows dedication to the bit, I guess.

 

[Myrtle the Turtle]

His nosejob makes me cringe. Its uneven and it looks like they removed too much cartilage giving the appearance of a pinched tip. Does not help that his eyebrows are also uneven now. I be pissed knowing how much Dr. Lee charges. I know things can happen if the patient is reckless but goddamn I'd almost call it botched. Someone also pointed out that his nostrils are also misshapen from underneath. He had quite a symmetrical face before.

 

[AnOminous]

His nosejob makes me cringe. Its uneven and it looks like they removed too much cartilage giving the appearance of a pinched tip.

If he keeps it up he'll end up with whatever Michael Jackson had for a nose.

 

[Tasty Tatty]

He looks like how old women look after the have surgery to look younger and they obviously fail.

 

[Kingfisher9000]

It doesn’t help that his tiny nose makes his gaping maw look even bigger. His face is like 40% teeth.

 

[Dr. Butt]

Also him lip-syncing in the hospital implies that he filmed the first part in advance and completed it just now. Which shows dedication to the bit, I guess.

Terminal case of drama school faggotry is what it shows. This is why he can't get a boyfriend, right? Do men (other than mincing ladyboys like himself) enjoy having life scripted for tiktok? Imagine living with someone who views and plans every activity as possible montagetimelapsestitchlipsync material.

@Tasty Tatty His surgeon's made him look dead. Like how Jane Krakowski's nosejob makes her look like Lisa McPherson's death photo - Dylan's face is freaking us out because it's just been shaved to look a bit mummified/decayed and we're getting OG uncanny valley/corpse revulsion reflex from it.

 

[Kier Starmer]

@Tasty Tatty Glee fucked up these fuckers, the Broadway gays try to skinwalk Colfer hard, you are so right.

I do like that whatever astroturf attempts have ultimately failed and Dylan is resigned to being on a tab of a talent agency who are always chasing the next big thing. Dylan is on a clock and he knows it deep down.

 

[Haftag]

Yeah, it seems to me a lot of L & G in the Alphabet are getting tired of the T's.

That's extremely hypocritical, it was the unholy matrimony of feminism and homosexuality that gave birth to this clown show.

 

[D_Tractor]

Bud Light has sponsored Shane Gillis

https://www.instagram.com/p/C2u_nXgx8A-

 

[JambledUpWords]

I love press photos, because Dylan really abuses that filter

Instagram:

Spoiler: Reality

A nice closeup of those wrinkles:

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[Emergency Drama Llama]

As someone that works with this crap, no that dress was not altered. For one, it would decrease its value. For another, finding the same quality material to 80s velvet is time consuming and expensive, plus black is super hard to match so it would have absolutely looked like Dilly here was too fat for the outfit. Not that this is better/

It is just unbuttoned, the button is flipped over to show the backside of it and that dress is several sizes too small. That is supposed to go on an actual shoulder, not off the arm. And yes, The Divinyl's dress is the same one, Chrissie Amphlett was a huge fan of hers.

 

[ScooterL]

Bud Light has sponsored Shane Gillis

If they're going to turn this around, they'll need to take some pictures that don't look like he's happily tapping faggot juice directly from a giant aluminum testicle.

 

[JambledUpWords]

I wonder if Dylan is going to go the Botox and fillers route anytime soon? He has an unusually high amount of wrinkles for his age. The fillers I could see him doing because it’s petty common amongst the types of people he’s surrounded by.

 

[scathefire]

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How does he manage to look so uncanny simply by smiling for a photograph? It's like he's ready to jump out of his skinsuit and predate on human beings.

 

[Mariposa2.0 LTE]

He looks like how old women look after the have surgery to look younger and they obviously fail.

Both Mariah and Madonna had a face lift. You can tell Mariah is the true diva of facelifts while Dylan will end up looking like a male version of Madonna.

How does he manage to look so uncanny simply by smiling for a photograph? It's like he's ready to jump out of his skinsuit and predate on human beings.

It's a man pretending to be a beautiful lady. That's why. I wish I had even 1/10 of that blind confidence.

 

[AssignedEva]

Did you know before transition Dylan went on The Price Is Right (American gameshow)?
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