His mom is the funniest reoccurring character in the BMJ verseBossmom made an audible appearance
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Oh, and he got felted on dice, again. This time, he just can't seem to hit those 40s.
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As has been noted earlier, she's literally just Charlie's Mom from IASIP. Good hearted religious lady who is easily manipulated and a pushover.
As far as criminal conspiracies go, this has to be the white trash cherry on top of the wigger sundae.
Exactly why she's great. Unbridled hope her addict son will eventually drag himself out of this hole he's made
If you think about it it's like the entire universe conspired to bring us this genius, he has so many red flags and negative attributes that never face consequence due to coincidence
It's from a very old and long banned special operations fb page run by current and former hitters. One of the guys on the page might have even participated, who knows. Safe to say it was a high value target on a kill/capture. I assume the dude who went to the trunk was grabbing a rifle. It was a great example of how quick it can happen and how quiet those helos must be as the guy didn't even get out of the car until they were practically on the ground.
Him not having a bank account is funny to me. It's not because he was banned, but A: he'd be draining it dry daily and incurring fees, and B: he just never figured it out when all you have to do is have a meeting with the bank, and boom, you'll have one in half a hourIf you think about it it's like the entire universe conspired to bring us this genius, he has so many red flags and negative attributes that never face consequence due to coincidence
- He never pays rent and lives for free? His parents have passive income from gas on their property so they don't need to work to provide for him.
-His dad wants to kick him out? Mom lives off of nuclear grade copium and wants him to stay.
- He's loud as FUCK constantly? His parents have tuned him out and he lives in the middle of nowhere, no neighbors to complain.
-Hes addicted to a ton of illegal substances? He's too retarded to open a bank account so he operates with crypto, making it unlikely his habits will get him caught by authorities. ALSO he's so addicted to gamba he will never save enough money that he could buy enough to potentially OD.
-Hes gambas everything he owns daily? He streams and randoms give him a ton of money, as well as a gambling sponsorship (which either means you are an enormous online presence or unlikely to ever win anything)
Honestly so many things could prevent the crackhead gamba nirvana we witness daily, but so many factors have made it possible it's almost divine. We should all be thankful
That's a half hour he could be spending making FAT STACKS ON DICE BAY-BEEEE
Let's just hope the similarities end there and it doesn't devolve into a Santa situation...
Granted she’s a huge enabler, but she seems like a genuinely sweet woman and it’s a shame it’s wasted on that son of hers.
The way he treats her is like a shitty little kid too. Like the other day when she started cleaning his shit up he yelled at her because it's "embarrassing". I thought Bossman was mentally stunted at 14, turns out he's mentally stunted at age 7.
Have you seen his absolute unit of a dad's beer gut? I think it's safe to say he's got things covered.
It's why I can't hate her. She genuinely means well even if she's choosing the worst option possible for Austin
I also imagine Austin is as nice as he can be to her at all times while he's calling his dad a dick sucking rat
His mom is the only thing keeping him there, he'd have to be REALLY high on crack to yell at her
Austin has a bank account. He actually gets his Kick check to it infact. He just is banned from Cashapp, his debit card privelages have been revoked (but were just restored yesterday), all due to shady dealings with banned organizations or running into negative balances. Hell he even had his paypal fucked for a while due to having it in the negative.
We saw how he treats her when he invited her on stream to do a little song and dance about how much of a good boy he is for his audience, for a grand total of 60 seconds before he shooed her away. He treats her like she's retarded, same thing he says about his dad but he actually acts up against his mom because she'll take it.
Oh... so his account status is just fucked. I see. Not surprised given how much goes in and out
I'm putting all my chips on $BMJ in this year's Julays. This is only the beginning.Super late, but Bossman is just out of this world.
Most cows:
>Look that they have a thread.
>Obsesssively stalk their thread and stalk Josh.
>Complain and bitch on twitter.
>If they can, support a deplatforming campaign to destroy free speech on the Internet.
Bossman:
>Doesn't read his thread on KF
>Makes a psych-out and mocks Null's Kick's followers.
>Clocks Null as a pizza eater and him being overweight from his crackerino mental powers.
>"FEEED THEEEM, FEEED THEEEM"
>Doesn't understand MATI podcast AND DOES NOT CARE OR KNOW ABOUT DSP (holy shit)
>Ignores when MATI account says he's Joshua Moon the SUPER EVIL Kiwfarms owner, and keeps on gamba.
>His favorite food is having Dat Moon momma pussy.
