Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[SpergioLeonne]

Camelot’s cars that Nick paid to have “Rekieta Law” advertised on.

What a fucking omen

 

[Bowl of Ramen]

The guy who is pulling in worse numbers than fucking Mersh these days.

Congrats, Nick. I thought your lowest point was siding with Vito, but now you’re neck and neck with Mersh.

 

[DumbDude43]

Presented without comment.
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Edit, speculation: Ok, so, he was at a place he couldn't set up the link...but now there is a med issue. At 11:30pm?
Ok, you say the medical issue was early; fine. But why was he going to stream then? Why can't he post the link from his whatever, at said med place?

Something's up and I'm pretty confident that it's not that Rekieta suddenly caught a cold from the darn kids or the miasma of the hot tub or whatever which was his line on Monday and Tuesday. That was sus as it is and I said as much. But the two posts today, taken together, make no sense.

"medical issue" aka the swinger event last weekend left him with a prolapsed asshole, which makes sitting down on a chair hurt so that's why he can't stream now

 

[AnOminous]

Camelot’s cars that Nick paid to have “Rekieta Law” advertised on.

And that was back in September.

"Rekieta Law" is apparently an emblem of doom.

 

[miss ethanol]

The guy who is pulling in worse numbers than fucking Mersh these days.

Congrats, Nick. I thought your lowest point was siding with Vito, but now you’re neck and neck with Mersh.

I love the fact that all I know about Mersh was the Porcelain documentary and he still has better numbers that the guy that was top 10 in superchats globally.

If he never stopped the anime grift, this wouldn't have happened

At this point weebs are less degenerate than Nick Rekieta.

 

[EvenShadierPineapple]

This is a former LOCALS wine mom. A bunch of them have migrated to Sean or other lawtubers for trial coverage that Nick does not provide.

This is one of the many women who were very active in LOCALS until post-Panoptes when they started sperging and in-fighting with each other when Cynthia was gone.

Nick has dropped following them one at a time as they leave his orbit: Chechunia, Carimachet, and now Schree.



At the peril of sounding like a broken record, Nick fucked up HARD! He streamed 4-5 hours a day for 4-5 days a week and made 1.5-2k USD in superchats regularly. If he could do a trial once a quarter, he could easily double or triple that for weeks at a time.

If it was stressful, all he had to do was cut his show back to 3-4 days a week and maybe only 2-3 during trial streams week. Maybe he could have gotten a co-host to run the day shows and he only be present for a few hours, but he couldn't do that kind of planning. He let the stress pile up until it killed whatever motivation to hustle he had.

Nick did this to himself and burnt himself out with work before he fried his brain with drugs and alcohol.

It's wild how similar his story is to the gunt career-wise.

You have a guy raking in cash with a successful show, has a drink or two every now and then during, no big deal. Then the couple turns to 4, then to 8 and then to a bottle fairly rapidly and just like that all goes to shit. Starts acting irrationally on the account of being hammered all the time, treats any criticism like a war declaration so people around slowly start to pull away. Arrogance is also supercharged by all the booze so he starts thinking that viewers are there for him and him alone, rather than the reality that they're there for the actual show. So the income starts to plummet, solution is to just stream more hours, adding to the stress and audience fatigue while lowering the quality.

It's sad to see really, because i enjoyed his trial coverages. I think if he kept it tight and maybe as you say did 2hour streams 3 days a week with extended ones if there's an interesting trial going on, he'd be fine.

What's surprising is that he slides into oblivion at a similar pace gunt did. With Ralph the reason is clear - without a decent foundation, once you slip it's damn near impossible to stop. I guess i hoped that Rackets would keep it together for the kids or that his wife would have enough sense to reel him in once went mad.

 

[Charli Toxic]

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Humans are fucking weird!!!!

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

It's wild how similar his story is to the gunt career-wise.

ultimately this is why I didn't pick Nick for LOTY only because his story just seems to be da Gunt lawyer edition. Pat was my guy but I will take Nick over BMJ. I like BMJ I think the segments on MATI are funny but he isn't doing anything LOTY worthy imo.

My cope is that patrick winning at LOTY means he would win at something and if he did that he wouldn't be the fatrick we all know and love lmfao.

 

[Nicholas II of Russia]

Presented without comment.

Well guys, this is it. He finally got a STD, place your bets on what it can possibly be.

I'm gonna bet on chlamydia and possibly herpes.

 

[not william stenchever]

I'm gonna bet on chlamydia and possibly herpes.

Those won't play well with the preexisting AIDS.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

I'm calling it now, somethings stuck up his ass and if I had to guess I'd say it was the balldo. Slipped off the other dude's balls and now there are balldo-in-ass complications.

We all tried to warn you Rackets.

 

[Schpoots]

Losing 80% of my income is FUNNY! Constantly failing to meet my promises is FUNNY!

 

[holyhandgrenade]

My theory on the cancelled shows is he actually did follow through with having gay sex with the faggot from the hot tub after he had promised our wife he wouldn't she caught him on his knees and now he has been having to deal with her being pissed for a week. You saw her face during that stream she wasn't into it.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

I'm calling it now, somethings stuck up his ass and if I had to guess I'd say it was the balldo. Slipped off the other dude's balls and now there are balldo-in-ass complications.

We all tried to warn you Rackets.

I'm in the STD camp. Hopefully the non anti biotic resistant kind of chlamydia.

 

[not william stenchever]

My theory on the cancelled shows is he actually did follow through with having gay sex with the faggot from the hot tub after he had promised our wife he wouldn't she caught him on his knees and now he has been having to deal with her being pissed for a week. You saw her face during that stream she wasn't into it.

Kayla is too busy watching Star Trek in bed all day to fuck Balldo in the ass like she means it and here we are. I hope this is a joke and not the reality. Those poor kids.

 

[Pizdec]

Presented without comment.
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Edit, speculation: Ok, so, he was at a place he couldn't set up the link...but now there is a med issue. At 11:30pm?
Ok, you say the medical issue was early; fine. But why was he going to stream then? Why can't he post the link from his whatever, at said med place?

Is this the beginning of the dialysis saga? Or the missing colon because dildo saga? Ether way, something must be stupid damaged if he’s gone for this long.

 

[God's strongest milkman]

I remember how crazy well he was doing during the Rittenhouse stream. He was blowing real networks and twitch thots out of the water. He had access to dozens of lawyers and he could've done anything he wanted. He could've had foreign lawyers on to talk about cases or differences in the legal systems of other countries. He had more momentum and a larger network than most legal newsrooms. He was getting more viewers than the courtroom streams he was commenting over.

He reminds me a little of Doug walker. He seems like a guy that wishes he was successful doing something else so he neglects the thing he's actually successful at.

 

[Ice Gun Ninja]

Spoiler:

I fucked up the piece I was working on. I took a picture a few moments before the fuckup, so I was able to salvage some of it in GIMP.

 

[Burd Turglar]

The 4 way went a little rough and Nick has some facial damage that's noticeable is my guess. Well, that or he got something stuck in his ass and he can't sit for awhile.

Allegedly.

 

[he who has thus come/gone]

I remember how crazy well he was doing during the Rittenhouse stream. He was blowing real networks and twitch thots out of the water. He had access to dozens of lawyers and he could've done anything he wanted. He could've had foreign lawyers on to talk about cases or differences in the legal systems of other countries. He had more momentum and a larger network than most legal newsrooms. He was getting more viewers than the courtroom streams he was commenting over.

Pride goeth before the fall.

He thought his personality and witticisms, not the law content, were the reasons why his channel was performing so well. Turns out there are lawyers better educated and more experienced who can talk about interesting legal issues with greater consistency. It's a sad story, but it's not a new one. Better people than Nick have gone through the same fall. I just feel bad for his kids.