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Why is that retard comparing his lifestyle/diet with Joe Rogan's? It's like Apple & Oranges.
Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental
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Why is that retard comparing his lifestyle/diet with Joe Rogan's? It's like Apple & Oranges.
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jack's doing great, joe rogan's doing great, they're basically the same.
his limited intellect really shines through when it comes to adjectives or trying to describe qualities of things. i think "the flavor is really good" is the most descriptive he's ever gotten about a food item. every once in a while we'll get an "amazing" but that's about the limit of his repertoire. so every update video is that he's feeling good on cunnysmores and his health is good. wow thanks for the insight!
speaking of boomers doing their own facebook research, it's fortunate that other people avoid the scalfatties because if jack got covid he'd be a gone pecan...
his limited intellect really shines through when it comes to adjectives or trying to describe qualities of things. i think "the flavor is really good" is the most descriptive he's ever gotten about a food item. every once in a while we'll get an "amazing" but that's about the limit of his repertoire. so every update video is that he's feeling good on cunnysmores and his health is good. wow thanks for the insight!
speaking of boomers doing their own facebook research, it's fortunate that other people avoid the scalfatties because if jack got covid he'd be a gone pecan...
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I'm assuming there's some inheritance or something that he's trying to kill Jack for.
The retard doesn't have any business comparing his lifestyle/diet to his brother, let alone Joe Rogan.
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"No depressing thoughts or feelings, no anxiety." When did anyone say anything about that?
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if you are in jack's condition & have no depressing thoughts or anxiety it just means the bovine spongiform encephalopathy has entirely eaten that part of your brain
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That's jack self reporting about being a neurotic faggot. He's claiming the diet cured those things. Jack needs a laundry list of invisible ailments the diet cured because he's not getting thinner.
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I really hate this trend with "burnt ends". It seems to have started with chain bbq restaurants wanting a constant supply of burnt ends, which usually are in short supply because there's not much you get off a brisket. So they'd just cut chunks of brisket, slather them in sauce and then throw them back on the smoker or under a broiler and try to pass them off as burnt ends. Retards then began to think that's what burnt ends were and they started applying this mock burnt ends technique to other meats. At some point everybody started adding tons of butter and wrapping everything up in foil which only helps to dissolve the bark which is the main draw for burnt ends. I hate 99.9% of the people making bbq videos. They're barely better than Jack.
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Oh you look fan fucking tastic Jack. Nice faggoty bitmoji doing something you can't.
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He's just name dropping at this point.
"This person did it" is meaningless unless that person documented the whole process and there was a change in how they looked. Fatty here lost a bunch of water weight, plateaued afterwards because he was eating too much and his sugar didn't go down appreciatively. I compare that to my Grandmother who, at the start of last month, was told that her blood sugar was too high and she needed to bring them down. So what did she do? She stopped eating so many carbs. Guess what? In a month her numbers went back to normal. Fatty just ate a lot of meat but never bothered to check if the sauces and rubs and whatever contained sugars because you know they did.
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Does this delusional lardass really believe that carnivore is some miracle cure and that just because Rogan does it and looks okay, it means that it will work for him too? Protip: That roided up manlet actually works out and practices martial arts. He burns more calories from exercise in a day than Jack has in his entire life. Something tells me that Joe Rogan isn't in-shape from zooming around on his scootypuff all day while snacking on 2lbs of undercooked beef and cheese cubes before his whole rotisserie chicken lunch
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It's true that he's using sugary rubs (the steak rub he recently used was full of maltodextrin and corn syrup solids), but I doubt it's because he just didn't check the bottle. He's shown us with his fat on the go episodes that he's been cheating from the very start. He knows he's eating sugar and vegetables everyday while claiming to be carnivore but he doesn't care because the diet is purely performative.
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There's that scrumpdillyicious Hammy fanny.
Lmao thinking Jack thinks beyond "do ah gits to eat moar meatz?"
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I have a feeling the next event is nigh.
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This thread may have one of the best and most prophetic of all OPs.
Seriously, look at it. This @Gentlebastard guy seems to have called it.
Seriously, look at it. This @Gentlebastard guy seems to have called it.
AmazingEagle
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You don't need to be a chef to know how pathetic his cooking is.
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He used to, before the stroke that made him go cross-eyed, try to spite describe how food tasted because people like me kept pointing out he probably has no sense of taste given how he only says "gud" usually. He'd do this by trying to describe how he tasted X ingredient, solely because he didn't want to admit he has no palate beyond meat/not-meat/sweet/heat. Jack's most pathetic and laughable feature is how he puts more effort to spite people than anything else, and it still comes up short.
And sure fatty; that's why you're cutting down your horrifying BP numbers to the best systolic and dialstolic number you had this week, and removing tracking weight and saying MLM marketing terms to lie about how this diet known to destroy bowel movements and fuck with your heart. Especially since this fucking retard is still cheating on it with cheese and fried food and eating mostly processed meats.
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Read everything else in it though from his call about him spicing up his dishes just to keep Hammy from eating anything to everything else. He called every single twist and turn of the thread. It's way more than him just being shit at cooking.