Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[McMitch]

We need to find a way to get hassan piker and Patrick to have Twitter interactions. Hassan loves the Houthis and Patrick wants to bomb them all. That would be legendary! No child, you know nothing of the houthis, enjoy prison, await the knock.

Nothing would happen because, at their respective cores, they are both conflict-averse cowards.

 

[breadandcircuses]

I know the flying ginzu used to to merk Solemani only took him out and left the other occupants unharmed.

Though it did cause the vehicle to crash.

 

[Johnny Doxville]

Have to wonder if someone were to set up a twitter bot that did nothing but tweet "Oink oink, piggy" four times a minute at Fatrick, would he really type out on his phone "I do not oink and am not a piggy, stalker child, this is why your life is already over, enjoy prison." to every single tweet until he keeled over and died of exhaustion.

You can use the Tweepy library to set up a stream listener that will listen for incoming tweets and then reply based on specific criteria.

I love the concept and the sample code for tweepy is on the right track but having a developer licence to hook into the twotter got nerfed into the ground after musks takeover, pat would defeat the bot by childing as normal

You'd have to pay the same amount patricks paid quasi to really achieve it but it would be shortlived as both would be flagged as spam and pat will keel over

 

[Chinwaa]

I love the concept and the sample code for tweepy is on the right track but having a developer licence to hook into the twotter got nerfed into the ground after musks takeover, pat would defeat the bot by childing as normal

You'd have to pay the same amount patricks paid quasi to really achieve it but it would be shortlived as both would be flagged as spam and pat will keel over

Could you use Twint to scrape instead?.
That could possibly remove the need to get a developer license

import twint

# Target user
target_user = 'target_user'

# Configure twint
c = twint.Config()
c.Username = target_user
c.Store_object = True  # Store tweets in a twint object
c.Lang = 'en'  # Set the language to English
c.Count = True  # Count the number of tweets
c.Hide_output = True  # Hide the output to console

# Function to handle the reply logic
def reply_to_tweet(tweet_id, username):
    reply_text = f"@{username} Thank you for your tweet! #TwitterBot"
    twint.output.tweets_object[0].tweets.insert(0, {
        'id': tweet_id,
        'username': target_user,
        'tweet': reply_text
    })

# Run twint
twint.run.Search(c)

# Check if there are tweets from the target user
if twint.output.tweets_object[0].tweet:
    for tweet in twint.output.tweets_object[0].tweets:
        # Process each tweet and reply
        reply_to_tweet(tweet['id'], tweet['username'])
        print(f"Replied to tweet from {tweet['username']}")
else:
    print(f"No tweets found from {target_user}")

This script uses twint to search for tweets from the specified target user and replies to them with a predefined message. Note that this approach may have limitations compared to the Twitter API and it's important to review and adhere to Twitter's terms of service. Additionally, twint might not be able to access protected tweets. Adjust the script based on your specific requirements and handle errors appropriately.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

Fatrick autisitically replying to a bot is actually less funny than him doing the exact same thing to hordes of real people.

I am firmly in the free-range cage-free pat is best pat. Though I do have a quite soft spot for a three-way discussion between a neophyte patposter, unsure what is going on, fatrick childing at full strength, and someone reasonably discussing with the first - and then you realize their handle is “patstapewormsasshole”

True absurdist comedy.

 

[AnOminous]

Jackie is so stupid and narcissistic I could see her getting into hot water for her bad intel being what splits her from fatrick. Not locking in any solid predictions here or anything but I muse that if the feds gave her a talking to in her delusional egotistical mindset she'll read any trouble she gets into as something that was patrick's fault for always responding (which explains her recent STOP RESPONDING post in the thread where FBI is tagged).

They definitely were at least aware enough of her activities to comment on them in things that ended up filed in an actual court, even if it was just to call her a complete idiot and discredit her "findings." It's possible they either reached out to her when she was claiming to know who torswats was, before they did, or else looked into her when she was poop-touching enough to potentially mess up the investigation.

In any event, she is definitely on their radar and they're not happy with her. That's not a situation anyone would want to be in with the feds, especially while being up to no good like this street shitter is.

Could you use Twint to scrape instead?.
That could possibly remove the need to get a developer license

It wouldn't take much to fool Fatty. Just a collection of shit he's mindlessly responded to already, fed into a Markov bot. It's not like you'd even need an AI.

 

[Johnny Doxville]

Could you use Twint to scrape instead?.
That could possibly remove the need to get a developer license

import twint

# Target user
target_user = 'target_user'

# Configure twint
c = twint.Config()
c.Username = target_user
c.Store_object = True  # Store tweets in a twint object
c.Lang = 'en'  # Set the language to English
c.Count = True  # Count the number of tweets
c.Hide_output = True  # Hide the output to console

# Function to handle the reply logic
def reply_to_tweet(tweet_id, username):
    reply_text = f"@{username} Thank you for your tweet! #TwitterBot"
    twint.output.tweets_object[0].tweets.insert(0, {
        'id': tweet_id,
        'username': target_user,
        'tweet': reply_text
    })

# Run twint
twint.run.Search(c)

# Check if there are tweets from the target user
if twint.output.tweets_object[0].tweet:
    for tweet in twint.output.tweets_object[0].tweets:
        # Process each tweet and reply
        reply_to_tweet(tweet['id'], tweet['username'])
        print(f"Replied to tweet from {tweet['username']}")
else:
    print(f"No tweets found from {target_user}")

This script uses twint to search for tweets from the specified target user and replies to them with a predefined message. Note that this approach may have limitations compared to the Twitter API and it's important to review and adhere to Twitter's terms of service. Additionally, twint might not be able to access protected tweets. Adjust the script based on your specific requirements and handle errors appropriately.

I've not got much exposure to twint but there's something in that, might operate similar to nitter (possibly on the way out)

I'll look at the docs and mess around as this peaks my autism

Though I won't be unleashing fatgpt on our beloved pig, I much prefer him free range as the patposter pipeline is something extremely funny to me watching an innocuous person quickly come to hate the obnoxious fat man squealing on social media

Never change fatrick, argue more with your toilet

 

[Sneedfully and Peacefully]

What if her telling him to stop responding is because somehow she was informed by the FBI he may have shown up with Torswats (and not in a good way) and it sunk in this is real, and she's actually taking pity on the retard?

It doesn't make sense that she would be so gung ho and then the second she's found to be a fraud she'd turn around completely. I think she'd be as delusional as Pat and stick with the story.

 

[AutoClownMaker]

It doesn't make sense that she would be so gung ho and then the second she's found to be a fraud she'd turn around completely.

Narcissistic injury. Every time Patrick chides stalker child is reason for someone to post an image of the FBI statement along with images of Patrick and Jackie saying it is the Swede and backed by Russia with text for the reader to question the validity of claims made by Patrick and Jackie.

The FBI public spanking of Jackie is because Jackie showed her ass in public. If she had been quiet, submitted the data and waited for a charging instrument she'd not be publicly embarrassed or she'd have the win the PI is now having.

Jackie has decided her employment problem in cybersecurity is due to her status as a woman and not white VS the loli-chan harassment with gun-thing, the GNAA ties, the niggering/jewing/trannying, and she is an abrasive personality to deal with. The public spanking is a rebuke of her actual skills in cybersecurity.

The internal rage over having the public dox failure will boil over if pests keep pointing it out. Mr. "I am never wrong" and Ms. Butt Legal - a 2 fer on this 1 issue.

An example of a post BEGGING for people to point out the Ms. Butt Legal ass showing faildox



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[Chinwaa]

Though I won't be unleashing fatgpt on our beloved pig, I much prefer him free range as the patposter pipeline is something extremely funny to me watching an innocuous person quickly come to hate the obnoxious fat man squealing on social media

Yeah, I kind of fell down a rabbit hole about the "is it possible" rather than the "should it be done"



Free range Pat = best Pat.

 

[Judge Holden]

Ok so he is back on xitter oinking and seething as usual....but one of the stalker childs pointed out something rather interesting and intensely amusing

Fat has not called a stalker child "Robert" since the 28th January....holy shit he might have finally realised that Rob Porngay: Ice Cream Assassin is not the one impersonating his colon on xitter

 

[Boys Club Rhetoric]

Bernard Manning is teasing Pat here.

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Exhibit A: Patrick S. Tomlinson, a self-styled comedian, fails to understand a basic joke setup

 

[Rick's Beef Wellington]

Narcissistic injury. Every time Patrick chides stalker child is reason for someone to post an image of the FBI statement along with images of Patrick and Jackie saying it is the Swede and backed by Russia with text for the reader to question the validity of claims made by Patrick and Jackie.

The FBI public spanking of Jackie is because Jackie showed her ass in public. If she had been quiet, submitted the data and waited for a charging instrument she'd not be publicly embarrassed or she'd have the win the PI is now having.

Jackie has decided her employment problem in cybersecurity is due to her status as a woman and not white VS the loli-chan harassment with gun-thing, the GNAA ties, the niggering/jewing/trannying, and she is an abrasive personality to deal with. The public spanking is a rebuke of her actual skills in cybersecurity.

The internal rage over having the public dox failure will boil over if pests keep pointing it out. Mr. "I am never wrong" and Ms. Butt Legal - a 2 fer on this 1 issue.

That Jackie flip-out has me way too optimistic.

I know at first she was doubling down, but has she stopped threatening random White guys since El Swatador got revealed? Was her telling Pigsleydale to stop it a sign that she's finally getting legal repercussions for baselessly hounding some nice Swedish guy and Rick's constantly telling anyone who talks with him that they're guilty of federal crimes going to bring him legal trouble too???

I would love if these two became the poster CHILDren for a new era of having to face real consequences for spreading libel online without any evidence.

 

[Judge Holden]

Well I spoke too soon, guess fatrick was enraged enough by the challenge to his porcine ego that he felt he had to loudly scream "ROBERT" to get some kind of win

Was silly of me to consider the possibility he realised how hilariously fucking retarded he was being, guess Rob Porngay: Ice Cream Assassin is still canon in the fatrick mythos

EDIT: holy fucking shit I didnt see the one on the 28th about him fantasising about giving a tearful victim impact statement while the stalker childs are chained to the floor.....fuck my ass I love this rotund queer retard

 

[AnOminous]

Was silly of me to consider the possibility he realised how hilariously fucking retarded he was being, guess Rob Porngay: Ice Cream Assassin is still canon in the fatrick mythos

This retarded pig is literally still squealing at some imaginary person called Rob Gayporn. He still doesn't realize how totally he has been duped.

EDIT: holy fucking shit I didnt see the one on the 28th about him fantasising about giving a tearful victim impact statement while the stalker childs are chained to the floor.....fuck my ass I love this rotund queer retard

This is his actual fantasy. That he will be groveling on the ground before a judge, literally crying on all fours about what a victim he is, how helpless he was as he got repeatedly sodomized by trolls (and shamefully ejaculates on the floor while he recites his victimization fantasies).

How is this consistent with his portrayal of himself as some kind of badass? Does he really want to do what it would take to be credible as a sad, helpless, pathetic victim who could do nothing as he got repeatedly fucked in the ass by stalker childs?

 

[An automatic clown]

"Torswats" making fun of Patrick today .

 

[OtherLastTrainHome]

EDIT: holy fucking shit I didnt see the one on the 28th about him fantasising about giving a tearful victim impact statement while the stalker childs are chained to the floor.....fuck my ass I love this rotund queer retard

misread 'fantasizing' as 'fatnasising'.

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

"Torswats" making fun of Patrick today .
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except we now know that this account is actually run by jackie.

 

[bile demon]

"Torswats" making fun of Patrick today .
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"How do you do, fellow patposters?"

 

[Sugriva]

Patrick Tomlinsoy