Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[basedman]

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>baffled when I told him I'm trans
>most attractive female
>big boobs
>I'm attractive
>cis females jealous

None of this shit is true, except the bf being a faggot chaser fetishist and op a gross troon

 

[SnergenFlergen]

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"I have a few cis female friends who are also kind of jealous by how well I pass"

The phrasing here is interesting. Note how they're not just impressed by the fact that he passes as a woman, they're actually jealous- the implication being that these cis women he knows are somehow doing a lesser job of passing as female than he is.
I don't know about you but that sounds entirely plausible to me, it couldn't be that this guy is just autistic and has totally misread the situation or something.

"I also have autism."

Oh.

By the way the troon who posted this goes by "CrazyKnowledge5301". I wasn't able to dig up any photos of him but if anyone else somehow can, you just know they're going to be an absolute riot.
Googling the username led me to this YouTube channel which I cannot confirm is his, but the content is certainly autistic enough to be.

 

[Standardized Profile]

Well for one thing you shouldn't be queueing. What is there even a queue for? But it is funny how MTFs can't wait to strip off and wave their dicks around women and girls, while FTMs are quivering in fear over the mere possibility of being near a naked man.

How do I stop all these women from being attracted to me? I'm a man, I don't want women to talk to me!

(I'm in the closet but it's VERY obvious that I'm not cisgender!)

Same poster: Doods, why didn't T turn me into a charismatic rock star?

I wondered what instruments Shrekist played and went into her post history. It's a bunch of teenage insanity. I posted a a sample of it but deleted it it because it's just a guided tour of the DSM-V without any unifying theme or concept. Borderline, autism, depression (which she "cured"), suicidal ideation, underage drinking, some kind of legal problems after which her barber will no longer see her, she's smart and talented and rich but hangs out at the park all day, etc.

My nipples are dead and my wounds are on fire.

Euphoria.

No comments necessary:

 

[Geraldine]

Well for one thing you shouldn't be queueing. What is there even a queue for? But it is funny how MTFs can't wait to strip off and wave their dicks around women and girls, while FTMs are quivering in fear over the mere possibility of being near a naked man.

Sexually aggressive male perverts do not behave like extreme low self esteem females?

 

[Positron]

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Oh yeah, another Junji Ito troon

 

[Mutthole]

The commenters all tell her to get the top surgery because an autism diagnosis could be used to deny her surgery in the future. Mental health care is never the solution, mutilation is always the solution.

They told an avowedly autistic individual to mutilate herself permanently, and to hide the fact she's autistic from those around her??

 

[Mitt Doggy Dogg]

Well for one thing you shouldn't be queueing. What is there even a queue for? But it is funny how MTFs can't wait to strip off and wave their dicks around women and girls, while FTMs are quivering in fear over the mere possibility of being near a naked man.

How do I stop all these women from being attracted to me? I'm a man, I don't want women to talk to me!

(I'm in the closet but it's VERY obvious that I'm not cisgender!)

I never thought about it but it is funny that FTM's are literally shaking in fear over being in a mans changing room whereas MTF can't wait to get into a females space and swing their dicks around.

And the seething from the girl claiming cis guys are worshipped for everything and how she'd be rich if she was a cis guy, she doesn't understand a guitar is a pussy unlock code for guys, that's why most guys who play arent rich cuz they are too busy getting laid.

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Well for one thing you shouldn't be queueing. What is there even a queue for? But it is funny how MTFs can't wait to strip off and wave their dicks around women and girls, while FTMs are quivering in fear over the mere possibility of being near a naked man.

How do I stop all these women from being attracted to me? I'm a man, I don't want women to talk to me!
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(I'm in the closet but it's VERY obvious that I'm not cisgender!)

Same poster: Doods, why didn't T turn me into a charismatic rock star?
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I wondered what instruments Shrekist played and went into her post history. It's a bunch of teenage insanity. I posted a a sample of it but deleted it it because it's just a guided tour of the DSM-V without any unifying theme or concept. Borderline, autism, depression (which she "cured"), suicidal ideation, underage drinking, some kind of legal problems after which her barber will no longer see her, she's smart and talented and rich but hangs out at the park all day, etc.

My nipples are dead and my wounds are on fire.
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Euphoria.

No comments necessary:
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I think a tiny crisis over not having a dick beats a tiny dick crisis And lol if your too crazy for your shrink you should try a shotgun

 

[An Awful Person]

How do I stop all these women from being attracted to me? I'm a man, I don't want women to talk to me!
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(I'm in the closet but it's VERY obvious that I'm not cisgender!)

Reminds me of this classic onion article:

Why Do All These Homosexuals Keep Sucking My Cock?

Look, I'm not a hateful person or anything–I believe we should all live and let live. But lately, I've been having a real problem with these homosexuals. You see, just about wherever I go these days, one of them approaches me and starts sucking my cock.

www.theonion.com

 

[stupid frog]

OP is fucking underage
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I'm surprised they're not a preteen. Leapster are a children's learning company (under 10 yrs), but I guess now a days it might be more like a shitty tablet. But she is developmentally delayed.

 

[Marche]

OP is fucking underage
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Wow reddit's report feature is fucking awful even worse than Id expect for a site with a problem of child porn.

 

[AfghanBlue]

Hopefully this is also demonstrative that even the soulless fake people who work in the parasitic field of HR have had enough of troon bullshit.

Peep that it says he already has a tard allowance of one unplanned day off a week - that's something I heard of recently up in big pozzed corps, for mental health stuff. So he could have gotten over... A bill coming, on his existing freak out day. Which you know fine fucking well he takes advantage of every single week.
Lol

 

[XANA]

I'm with the sister here. Quite a considerable amount of MtFs usually are attention whores and copy off their sisters (if they have any) or closest female friends because they have no style of their own.

 

[batteredpancakes]

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I'm with the sister here. Quite a considerable amount of MtFs usually are attention whores and copy off their sisters (if they have any) or closest female friends because they have no style of their own.

The fact it's the the YOUNGER sister is bringing this up and she's doing it as an adult indicates it's not basic sibling things. Given the sister has grown up for years in a troon friendly house and only decides to go full no contact no indicates it's a pattern of significant boundary crossing that's she's only come to recognise as a young adult with some life perspective. It's also super weird to imagine the grandparents being active in the family life and only randomly deciding to go anti tranny NOW. I can't imagine a scenario of two older people Ok with their grandkids going through hormones and surgery as children and only now deciding to turn on an adult TiM because of a spat with the sister.

Agreed. I have a horrible feeling he's been sexually inappropriate with her and now that she's older she's understood what that was. Her calling him creepy and no longer wanting to be around him. It's a too strong reaction to just copying her.

He's deleted his account btw.

 

[Poonocchio]

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My response: I care about silencing and ridiculing trans people BECAUSE I care about women and children, silly troon.

 

[Liquid_Chriss YaoiEnjoyer]

Looked through their history. Interests include Country Humans, Hetalia, Vocaloid, and Hazbin Hotel,
She mentioned her dad is paying for her T, as well as overall not liking her family. She posts on CPTSD support groups but also a lot on r/Autism.
Here's two posts I'd like to point out:
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This to me is extremely concerning.
She does not have her age listed on her account, but her posts and drawings heavily indicates she is underaged. Why is this a problem? She posts on r/GrowYourTDick. She posted a nude of her "t dick".
I could be wrong though, she could very well simply be too autistic to be functional by herself and hence why she lives with family having them pay for her expenses..... Hopefully that is the case.

also found this so yeah def underage and really disgusting that she is posting nudes
istg pooners like these are the reasons i hate them they make their whole fucking personality being rainbow kids and acting like they have autism and shit so they can justify their cringy ass intrests and have people call them quirky instead of just weird
Its seriously so fucking amazing to me that pooners especially will act like they want to be a guy (probly just cause they have heard being a girl sucks their whole life) just to act like a "smol bean" how tf could anyone ever see this bitch as masculine istg every pooner is like this

srry for the rant lmao just really hate pooners

 

[SnergenFlergen]

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"There's this one guy in my friend group [...] He's good looking and tall. That's all he has going on for him."

It's touching to see how highly she thinks of her friends. I'm not getting Cluster B vibes from this dood at all.

My God these people are wretched. You just know all her friends absolutely fucking hate her (along with everyone else she comes within a kilometer of). Also that opening paragraph reads like the Navy SEAL copypasta and I'm willing to bet that what she said is just as true as that was. I wonder if she's trained in gorilla warfare.

 

[Niggie Smalls]

Sexually aggressive male perverts do not behave like extreme low self esteem females?

This is a strange turn of events and could not have been predicted.

 

[Liquid_Chriss YaoiEnjoyer]

"There's this one guy in my friend group [...] He's good looking and tall. That's all he has going on for him."

It's touching to read how highly she thinks of her friends. I'm not getting Cluster B vibes from this dood at all.
My God these people are wretched. You just know all her friends absolutely fucking hate her (along with everyone else she comes within a kilometer of).

Also that opening paragraph reads like the Navy Seal copypasta and I'm willing to bet that what she said is just as true as that was. I wonder if she's trained in gorilla warfare.

LMAOOOO this dood reads like a manlent chud so fucking funny to watch pooners discover halo effect

 

[Anasa Tristis]

Well for one thing you shouldn't be queueing. What is there even a queue for? But it is funny how MTFs can't wait to strip off and wave their dicks around women and girls, while FTMs are quivering in fear over the mere possibility of being near a naked man.

I think she meant social "cues". As in unspoken gestures/signals or hints.

She's quietly admitting she doesn't know anything about male locker room culture and doesn't know how to read the behaviors of the other men when she's in one. (Shocking!) Especially when some half naked guy crowds her "personal space" when she's just getting her stuff out of her locker. (Sounds like someone is fucking with her there, for the lulz. Or maybe even giving her a true social cue that she's not receiving properly. Like GTFO, Lil Pooner.)

Our Dood here is seeking cultural etiquette tips from other locker room gate crashing pooners so she doesn't feel even more self conscious and uncomfortable than she already does. All those old man dicks and personal space invaders are "different" from her usual experiences in men's bathrooms.

 

[Fapcop]

Wow… I’m just stunned that a good looking man, playing a giant phallos symbol of an instrument may get sexual attention, while the lil’ pooner busy studying her shoes doesn’t.

Weird! Isn’t that weird?!