DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Groucho's Eyebrows]

Wait, does Kat get her own little tugboat? Is she that dented?

 

[RIPRhongoBongo]

Wait, does Kat get her own little tugboat? Is she that dented?

She has a part-time adult-style job. It's retail, but better than being a government leech

 

[BallBuster II]

I went to the show in Charlotte that year. They didn't get booed off the stage, but they cut their set early after about the fifth time one of them got clocked with a plastic bottle. No idea why the organizers thought they were a good fit.

They got booed in the NJ/NY area hard. The funniest part about them being on that tour is that they were on the bill the previous Ozzfest but only lasted like 3 shows before they were kicked off for doing way too much drugs, and this was before Butterfly even came out. Don't know why Sharon brought them back.

 

[Fapcop]

She has a part-time adult-style job. It's retail, but better than being a government leech

Yeah, for all the shit I give Khat, she keeps chugging along at her part time job, week in, week out, and is a bigger drain on Phil than on taxpayers.

That is admirable.

 

[Devil's Advocate]

DSP didn't invent 'darksyde'. It was some stupid gimmick whatever fighting game group he used to play with used when he initially traveled for some tournament.

He just kept it because he was traveling a lot burning money on credit cards and it's the FGC so you need a stupid name.

Now its stuck because it became his channel branding.

I just think it's funny people rag on him for the KoH moniker but leave the Darksyde one alone. Dark side, as in the ultimate evil that revolutionaries need to defeat to restore order in the universe. His whole identity feels like a subconscious nod to that. North Americans have an insatiable affinity for spaceshit. It makes me wonder if it's instilled a hidden drive to take him down because of the cultural programming.

 

[Beverly Sutphin]

everyone should get Youtube Premium and then listen to his podcasts that way dood.

He's always shilling YouTube Premium like he's some fucking salesman at Google. I think it has to do with the fact that those who subscribe to YouTube Premium and watch his content, he gets a small cut. Guess those couple of nickels are important to Dave.

Greed is MASSILY strong.

 

[marlintan]

He's always shilling YouTube Premium like he's some fucking salesman at Google. I think it has to do with the fact that those who subscribe to YouTube Premium and watch his content, he gets a small cut. Guess those couple of nickels are important to Dave.

Greed is MASSILY strong.

I remember a simpler time when DSP was mad at Alphabet because YTP didn't have a free membership, like amazon prime has a free subscription.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

He's always shilling YouTube Premium like he's some fucking salesman at Google. I think it has to do with the fact that those who subscribe to YouTube Premium and watch his content, he gets a small cut. Guess those couple of nickels are important to Dave.

Greed is MASSILY strong.

Every penny that belongs to Dave is HIS, and fuck anyone that tries taking them away.

He makes about 6 figures per year and still freaks out at losing actual pocket change from his video views.

 

[Corpun]

There’s gotta be a giant write off there for feed, that’s for sure!

Phil bought Leanna's soap shit at least at the beginning. What's to say that whole soap business wasn't a massive tax write off for Dave. Maybe that is where the 5k business epxenses came from because Phil was too lazy to remove them.

He's always shilling YouTube Premium like he's some fucking salesman at Google. I think it has to do with the fact that those who subscribe to YouTube Premium and watch his content, he gets a small cut. Guess those couple of nickels are important to Dave.

Greed is MASSILY strong.

Yet the American equivalent of 50 Agrentinian pesos isn't good enough.

Edit: In 2016 Phil got fucking sunburned in fucking Seattle. Current Year DSP must be a fucking nosferatu or something and turn to ash in the sun.

 

[Jerome Saunders]

Are we so sure that Kat is still employed? I know it used to be Fred Meyer (shoe dept. I think?) And then switching depts. years ago and MASSIVE scheduling clashes dood. It was so hard for Phil and Khets days ahff to align. Then nothing. No "Oh, that must be my waif coming in", no paranoia at the window when a car comes into the driveway anymore.

 

[Gulls on Film]

They got booed in the NJ/NY area hard. The funniest part about them being on that tour is that they were on the bill the previous Ozzfest but only lasted like 3 shows before they were kicked off for doing way too much drugs, and this was before Butterfly even came out. Don't know why Sharon brought them back.

That's quite the accomplishment to get booted off an Ozzy tour because of too many drugs.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

Are we so sure that Kat is still employed? I know it used to be Fred Meyer (shoe dept. I think?) And then switching depts. years ago and MASSIVE scheduling clashes dood. It was so hard for Phil and Khets days ahff to align. Then nothing. No "Oh, that must be my waif coming in", no paranoia at the window when a car comes into the driveway anymore.

It looked like she was working in that leaked pic shot in 14p.

Even if she is, at best Kat has been bouncing around minimum wage retail jobs since Dave flew her out there.

 

[Pepper Jack]

As a casual follower of Dave, the top quote reminded me about the existence of 1MM. This prompted me to search the forum for more information about 1minuteman, leading me to discover the other two quotes.

I know for years it was often speculated that 1MM is Dave himself. What is the consensus on Kiwi Farms? Could it be his father?

OMM is PlanetJeff. The retarded faggot Doody started the whole 1MM is DSP theory and dentractors just believed it.

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

One thing I will say though - seems an interesting coincidence that 1MM starts adding messages to his tips as soon as Gametrekker annocunes he's leaving.

 

[Fren]

I hope I'm not late with this clip, enjoy.
Dave is down bad.

 

[Vic's Japanese Stepfather]

One thing I will say though - seems an interesting coincidence that 1MM starts adding messages to his tips as soon as Gametrekker annocunes he's leaving.

Especially since it’s been proven that Gametrekker never actually went anywhere and is currently subscribed to DSPreacts as an ultra cuck member. He’s the one other person I would buy as 1MM.

 

[Yung Dalph]

OMM is PlanetJeff. The retarded faggot Doody started the whole 1MM is DSP theory and dentractors just believed it.

Nobody believed it besides the 5 retards who watch doody and believe every theory they're sold

 

[Devil's Advocate]

What in your opinion is the real reason for why Phil insists on having the facecam visible in every gameplay video these days?

The occasions when people request he remove it entirely to free up space on the screen, he responds by claiming his fans want to see his expressions, so the vanity cam stays. He looks truly hideous, and he must know this. He has a face for radio at this point, and his gameplay footage would be more tolerable without a constant reminder of what he looks like. He seems to think you can only improve as a YouTube creator by adding elements to the screen, and to remove stuff would be backpedaling. I actually believe people would regard him as less toxic and more reformed if the minicam was permanently turned off hence forth.

 

[grump]

It looked like she was working in that leaked pic shot in 14p.

Even if she is, at best Kat has been bouncing around minimum wage retail jobs since Dave flew her out there.

Imagine working alongside snot nosed zoomer teenyboppers for minimum wage because in your midthirties you're unable or unwilling to scrape together the ambition to climb even a grocery story hierarchy.

 

[BScCollateral]

I actually believe people would regard him as less toxic and more reformed if the minicam was permanently turned off hence forth.

I suspect that if anyone recorded themselves on facecam for 36 hours a week they'd provide enough raw footage to support any random narrative anyone wanted to spin. Drop the facecam and use a cough button on your mike and you'd actually be presentable.