Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

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What the fuck are his sores?

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The most recent lolcow who got a good ending is Jake Rapp who divorced his lolicon loving wife and remarried. Still he’s never going to undo the fact that his wife got him to get fucked in the ass but it’s 2024 half the world is gay.

Flashback to Null’s MATI on it. I hope he does more of these types of episodes in the future.
 
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Catgirl Tyranid said:
As I understand it, Null doesn't want to risk being doxxed because violent trannies are a thing.
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And besides “the triple chin looks good on him.”

Seriously that was the best line of BMJ’s roasting of rat Null. To stay on topic I’m sad our boy isn’t streaming. One can hope he’s getting his car & premium bong.
 
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Kulee Baba said:
And besides “the triple chin looks good on him.”

Seriously that was the best line of BMJ’s roasting of rat Null. To stay on topic I’m sad our boy isn’t streaming. One can hope he’s getting his car & premium bong.
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He fell into a deep crack coma and has only just emerged. He should hopefully be streaming shortly but sadly I don't think it'll be from the driver's seat of a cool new Civic.
 
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AntiSchwuletteAktion said:
Would Null use a webcam if he wasn't fat?
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Catgirl Tyranid said:
As I understand it, Null doesn't want to risk being doxxed because violent trannies are a thing.
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Ehh, I don't know about that. If he doesn't want to get window or doorknob doxed, he could set up a background, or there are settings where if you put yourself in front of a green screen, it only shows you and your chair. The second part of the risk would be that people know more of what he looks like (recent haircut and clothes) so they can track him in Serbia, but let's be honest, Null isn't some CIA asset actively being tracked by the KGB. A pair of glasses, and a hat going out would work well enough.

I think, though, the main issue is that the webcam adds nothing to MATI. It's a podcast about lolcow and KF information and updates, and we have to read a lot and watch a lot of media for it to be funny. Josh probably isn't like most YouTubers, prone to overreacting for content, so his chubby-cheeked face in a corner, reading stuff, would just clutter up the space already pretty cluttered with a chat, hamsters and all the media he has to go through.
 
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Justtocheck said:
Ehh, I don't know about that. If he doesn't want to get window or doorknob doxed, he could set up a background, or there are settings where if you put yourself in front of a green screen, it only shows you and your chair. The second part of the risk would be that people know more of what he looks like (recent haircut and clothes) so they can track him in Serbia, but let's be honest, Null isn't some CIA asset actively being tracked by the KGB. A pair of glasses, and a hat going out would work well enough.

I think, though, the main issue is that the webcam adds nothing to MATI. It's a podcast about lolcow and KF information and updates, and we have to read a lot and watch a lot of media for it to be funny. Josh probably isn't like most YouTubers, prone to overreacting for content, so his chubby-cheeked face in a corner, reading stuff, would just clutter up the space already pretty cluttered with a chat, hamsters and all the media he has to go through.
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Thing is I like not seeing Josh. He's not a crackhead like Austin making funny faces constantly, he's pretty normal all things considered. That and it adds a aura of mystery. Love that shit.
 
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Justtocheck said:
I think, though, the main issue is that the webcam adds nothing to MATI. It's a podcast about lolcow and KF information and updates, and we have to read a lot and watch a lot of media for it to be funny. Josh probably isn't like most YouTubers, prone to overreacting for content, so his chubby-cheeked face in a corner, reading stuff, would just clutter up the space already pretty cluttered with a chat, hamsters and all the media he has to go through.
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Yeah, but a webcam allows watchers to form a parasocial bonds more quickly and effectively. Isn't that that entire purpose of the modern internet, to milk as many paypigs as possible in as many ways as you can?
 
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Not a Null suckoff attempt, but pretty wild to see Bossman try to “own” anyone, considering he himself is the lowest of the low.

No, not degenerate gambler, I’m of course talking about the boil on humanity that is the suburban wigger.
 
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Fapcop said:
Not a Null suckoff attempt, but pretty wild to see Bossman try to “own” anyone, considering he himself is the lowest of the low.

No, not degenerate gambler, I’m of course talking about the boil on humanity that is the suburban wigger.
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Lmao what did null expect tho? Do you think BMJ has ever listened to advice that didn't end with "and then you'll be able to do more crack and gamble"?

I am an unabashed HondaCivicBro, I genuinely find BMJ to be funny and compelling and I'd love to see a fishing stream, but he's not going to listen to advice from anyone about anything. He doesn't look at money like a normal person. The number in his balance represents the amount of spins/dice rolls/slot pulls he can do or crack rocks/weed he can smoke.

Its a true underdog story. There is no hope for him and yet... maybe.
 
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The second part of the risk would be that people know more of what he looks like (recent haircut and clothes) so they can track him in Serbia
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Don't worry bro. I'll protect him with my life.

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I'm the guy with the harmonica.
@Null You're safe in this country brother.
 
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Lmao what did null expect tho? Do you think BMJ has ever listened to advice that didn't end with "and then you'll be able to do more crack and gamble"?

I am an unabashed HondaCivicBro, I genuinely find BMJ to be funny and compelling and I'd love to see a fishing stream, but he's not going to listen to advice from anyone about anything. He doesn't look at money like a normal person. The number in his balance represents the amount of spins/dice rolls/slot pulls he can do or crack rocks/weed he can smoke.

Its a true underdog story. There is no hope for him and yet... maybe.
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It doesn't matter what you say to Austin. It can be supportive, it can be constructive, you can straight up suck his dick. You literally never know what will make you catch a ban. It's whatever is going on in his head and it will flip at a moment's notice. In a way its own gamble for his viewers to even talk in his chat. It's very fitting.

The advice wasn't even the problem here. Austin decided that Null just reiterated what Austin said, and took personal offense to that.

The thing I kind of love about Austin (and hate because it's scummy) is that he's made lemonade out of lemons. He took the "harassment" and made it work for him. Banning the rats means they just make more accounts and boost his follow count. If a legitimate viewer gets caught in the crossfire and gets banned, they're held hostage by needing to gift subs to unban. It really is a brilliant way to use this "negative energy" to boost his follows/subs and make actual money.

Because he sets the chat to require X amount of view time before chatting, it benefits rats to view on multiple accounts at once to build view time across them. So even his viewer count is likely inflated by the rats.

The best part is that I don't believe this is deliberate. He probably doesn't even realize 80% of his followers are banned abandoned accounts. He really thinks he has a massive following.
 
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