IP2 ONLYuseMEBLADE / Brian Risso - Serial Groper, Diabetic Alcoholic, ex call of duty content creator

[Ravier Xavenblood]

He has an "upcoming" stream that just appeared: https://rumble.com/v4b2050-short-blade-update-life-stream-4tts-plus-firesales.html

Speak of the devil and he shall appear and drunkenly shout the n word at you.

 

[SicknessForTheThiccness]

Damn the paypigs missed their master.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Lol he got a nuke but he also said he got a legit job. Honestly, good for him but we'll see if this lasts.

 

[SicknessForTheThiccness]

Says he got a "state-paid" (?) job and that's he on-call 24/7 - so he can't be drinking anymore to be in compliance. He will continue to stream, maybe sneak a few drinky-poos while he does.

Lol he got a nuke but he also said he got a legit job. Honestly, good for him but we'll see if this lasts.

Lmfao nuke scammed because Blade mistakenly put Firesales in the stream title.

 

[GradeAGobbleDeeGook]

Says he got a "state-paid" (?) job and that's he on-call 24/7 - so he can't be drinking anymore to be in compliance. He will continue to stream, maybe sneak a few drinky-poos while he does.

state paid... on-call 24/7...
did this niggas mom forgive him and give him the job of caring for her on behalf of the state?
thats what he was going to do, then she rejected him due to his alcohol habits and other things too i guess
said she burnt the bridge by telling the people who make these decisions that he could never care for her in the future
i cant imagine anything else he could possibly mean, and maybe he doesnt want to say it so people dont spam call services about his past

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

state paid... on-call 24/7...
did this niggas mom forgive him and give him the job of caring for her on behalf of the state?
thats what he was going to do, then she rejected him due to his alcohol habits and other things too i guess
said she burnt the bridge by telling the people who make these decisions that he could never care for her in the future
i cant imagine anything else he could possibly mean, and maybe he doesnt want to say it so people dont spam call services about his past

He did say it was in Washington too and he'd need to get the Lac shipped there. You're probably right on the money.

 

[SicknessForTheThiccness]

The greenscreen fell down, revealing the room he was in, and he INSTANTLY ended the stream. Guess it's confirmed Momma Blade?

 

[GradeAGobbleDeeGook]

when your green screen falls down revealing your true location like some kind of looney tunes cartoon

i think its safe to say that Blade does not want his new gig with his mom to get fucked up by callers
i said it a few pages ago, this gig with his mom would be the best thing to ever happen to Blade, and when she rejected him it was a massive blow to his future, you could see it on his face that he was devastated at losing the free state money in return for neglecting his mom
if i were him i would also be hiding it, because you can be damn sure IP2 will do everything it can to fuck it up
edit:
i swiped this off IP2, the screen cap isnt great due to the green screen software id imagine
its been a year or more since this video was taken, but the cabinets match up
again, the green screen software or whatever is fucking it up but you can see theyre the same

 

[SicknessForTheThiccness]

if i were him i would also be hiding it, because you can be damn sure IP2 will do everything it can to fuck it up

He's fucking delusional if he really thought IP2 wouldn't figure that out - or at least assume that's what he was doing. He shouldn't have shared ANY details at all about it because it was so obvious as he kept talking and talking. I suppose now "24/7 on-call" is how he explains not getting caught by mommy drinking.

 

[basedman]

If he's the caregiver again, is it really enough to make up for lack of donos? Once people figure out the current scam, I doubt even the paypigs will want to see him just sit there.

*Warning* LLM autism, take with a grain of salt:

Spoiler: Copilot estimate for caregiver pay

According to the web search results, the CDE pay in Washington Seattle area in 2024 is **$17.38** per hour¹. This is based on the 5.7% locality pay adjustment for the Seattle-Tacoma locality pay area², which is the highest among all the GS locality areas. The CDE pay is calculated by multiplying the base pay of GS-4, step 1 by the locality pay percentage and then dividing by 2087 hours³. The base pay of GS-4, step 1 in 2024 is $24,441⁴, so the CDE pay is ($24,441 x 1.057) / 2087 = $17.38.

Source: Conversation with Bing, 2/3/2024
<links removed for brevity>

So blade may be making less than city of Seattle's minimum wage ($19.97) since he has zero experience or training lol

Spoiler: Copilot Why is CDE pay lower than minimum wage

The CDE caregiver pay may be lower than the minimum wage in Seattle, WA because the CDE pay is determined by the state of Washington, while the minimum wage is set by the city of Seattle.

So idk, if this is anywhere close to accurate, I guess it might be worth it to stay alive, but hes not gonna be balling on easy street with this money. I doubt he can afford air force 1's in the future.

I do know for sure that blade cannot get any other legit work that would be outside the realm of burger flipping for minimum wage.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

https://onlyusemeblade.com/
It's back online.

 

[Orc-Chud]

The greenscreen fell down, revealing the room he was in, and he INSTANTLY ended the stream. Guess it's confirmed Momma Blade?

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He gets the most obvious look of pure fear and terror on his face whenever he’s scared, worse than a wild animal. Like when someone starts pressing him he immediately gets that wild look on his face and starts saying “I love you dude I love you”

 

[GradeAGobbleDeeGook]

If he's the caregiver again, is it really enough to make up for lack of donos? Once people figure out the current scam, I doubt even the paypigs will want to see him just sit there.

aah yes BUT 1 thing youre forgetting is that Blade now has a place to live without having to pay rent, that technically increases the amount hes paid
no matter what he does or where he goes, he gets callers swatting or welfare calling him, he cant get comfortable anywhere
hes geting old, and he has no skills as you correctly inferred, if he can "work" by just neglecting his mother? thats a massive win for Blade
it also means he can stop running, he can call all the local cops and tell them "hey dont taze me bro, youll get lots of callers"
as for IP2 and the potential of not wanting to see Blade just sit there? i dont know man..
all Blade has to do to get donations from these degenerates is say "nigger" on camera sitting in his moms house, thats all it takes to get hundreds in donations these days
Blade desktop streaming is what IP2 deserves
edit:
im sure this was posted in other places, but Turkey Tom put out a video about Blade

OnlyUseMeBlade: A Decade of Degeneracy

 

[ModelCitizen]

im sure this was posted in other places, but Turkey Tom put out a video about Blade

Turkey got lazy there, because it's pretty much the Sunny V2 video with the Willy2Guns update, ignoring the whole Blade & Becky RV saga, Blade second dog tossing and getting nuked on every platform, and the current homeless saga.

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

Thought this was a masterpiece.

 

[LordofCringe7206 Vol. 2]

Turkey got lazy there, because it's pretty much the Sunny V2 video with the Willy2Guns update, ignoring the whole Blade & Becky RV saga, Blade second dog tossing and getting nuked on every platform, and the current homeless saga.

I've been out of the loop on Blade for the past several months. What has been going with him being homeless?

 

[Marche]

I've been out of the loop on Blade for the past several months. What has been going with him being homeless?

He was living in a RV with big hands and she totaled it and they sorta split up so Blade couch hopped a bit then tried to set up a *streamer house* which went great resulting in the death of Willy and him getting evicted, he then couch hopped a few more times to mostly fans houses or minor streamers being kicked from pretty much all of them due to pissing the bed and being generally awful.

He has also been kicked from multiple motels he has stayed at because they keep getting doxed and wellness checks called in when he passes out on stream.

Then there is the thing with his mum, he has tried to be her caregiver but she basically told him to fuck off and Bec stole her pills but apparently now he is living there maybe last resort at this point.

 

[figureitout]

Necky is on the way to bellevue washington to deliver the lac and kill blades mom. Someone should warn the assisted living facility before blades mom becomes neckys 4th victim on a string of murders. Necky is probably still mad at blades mom for exposing her for stealing the fent patches and wants revenge. She shouldnt go anywhere nears blades mom. She might choke her with those big hands in a pill fueled rage.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Sobriety stream hype ayo

Nontent stream but we might get some life updates. He's so smug right now.

Apparently he's at a hospital right now. That can only mean Mama Blade isn't doing too well and that the hospital staff need to hide their pills and patches before Bec gets there in the Lac.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

So do we start a pool on how quickly he burns through whatever inheritance he receives?