Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Neetorino]

Chief Rode by Bulls
or maybe
Watches Bulls Rut His Wife

Chief Lies with Bulls
Chief Polisher of Balldos
Chief Sits in Corner

You'd think somebody would have asked by now.

I'm sure it was asked a ton, but the odds of Nick showing up in his own Locals chat to do his part in the parasocial relationship seem to be low on a good day.

Later, he said it was a potential issue that required him to be up one night, took the next off, then up the third to monitor someone.

I'm trying to come up with things that take three full nights of monitoring but not a hospital stay. The only thing I can think of is a kid talking about becoming an hero but not doing anything about it and not being taken to a hospital. Look, I'm all for ragging on Nick, and maybe I'm hoping for one last shred of humanity and honesty from him, but if it was taking care of his kid then good on him for finally stepping up for once. If it's all lies then fuck 'em he was worthless anyways.

 

[AnOminous]

Also his throat is worn out from lots of errands that involve shouting at people? What does that even mean?

His throat is sore from constantly sucking cocks.

Makes perfect sense. Nick only lied about being sick so people wouldn't speculate. This is why he has now revealed that someone was afflicted with a mysterious medical malady he is not allowed to talk about or explain, so that people won't speculate.

He is so tired out from taking care of a sick child that he's drinking Monster Rehab which is literally advertised as a hangover cure.

It's like he isn't even trying. What a faggot.

Chief Lies with Bulls
Chief Polisher of Balldos
Chief Sits in Corner

Dances With Bulls
Carrier of Snack Trays

Direct link: https://youtube.com/watch?v=Z6ISj5NUVd0

He looks like he just got a haircut. He should probably try to maintain that look, because he's looked like shit recently.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Crazy how there’s always something that pops up with Nick and it’s totally not just him becoming more withdrawn just to stay at home and drink. But I could be wrong maybe he’s just in lengthy goon sessions?

 

[Goku 1000000 O]

Unsure if @elb posted this at any point earlier, but he is so bugged out. Genuinely, nothing
he said made sense.

At the very end;

Nick:
The show though is just you staring at yourself.

And look as you get drunk, you get the the beer goggles, well the whiskey goggles and you're like 'oo, hey' you start flirting with yourself.

And all of a sudden you're getting yourself pregnant!

Thats terrible dont do it.

So he is now his own sexual fantasy? What the fuck is going on.

 

[WEEKEND]

At the very end;


So he is now his own sexual fantasy? What the fuck is going on.

Self sexualization is a step in becoming a troon. It's not looking good Rekieta bros.

 

[Anticipointment]

It's not looking good Rekieta bros.

For him. Looking hilarious for us.

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

man amazing how many cows just destroy themselves over alcohol. I've actually been convinced to give up alcohol entirely recently just seeing what it has done to people who could have otherwise had semi-successful internet careers. Recently learned my family has a bad history with it too so I'm gonna take dear feeder's advice on pulling up waaaay before the terrain shows up on the radar feed.

 

[Potatoherder]

Rumble did worse than YT ( $232 ) but better than yesterday. Magically the viewers doubled and i have no idea why. mrfrizzyfro is the paypig of the night with $70 or 53% of rants. 16 hits for 'jew'. Very little about Vic or Jim in chat.

Nick doing his tradcon duty, Jim will be proud.

Jamesgartner

Fisting and pissing is normal now. I learned that 3 min ago. Thank you Nick

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[Musashi's Son]

Does anyone have a AI voice model of Rekieta? I need it for a song, that I'm trying to get Rekieta to sing.

 

[prolapsed_cranium]

Also his throat is worn out from lots of errands that involve shouting at people? What does that even mean?

It's a euphemism for gagging on cocks at the truck stop. He probably is screaming to get air, but nobody hears him or cares.

 

[Captain Manning]

I'm sure it was asked a ton, but the odds of Nick showing up in his own Locals chat to do his part in the parasocial relationship seem to be low on a good day.

Look man, it's not his fault...

First of all, obviously, the goddamned kids...

But then... then... that CUNT @Himedall All-seeing Waifu interfered with his business by scaring away all the jucy wine thots posting ass thong pictures.

Finally, MANdy isn't posting their epic tits anymore because that INCEL FAGGOT @Balldo's Gate proved MANdy is fake news.

How would YOU like to talk to the absolute knuckle draggers that are left in there?

Though so! GAWD!

 

[Ice Gun Ninja]

Does anyone have a AI voice model of Rekieta? I need it for a song, that I'm trying to get Rekieta to sing.

I have, how do I link it?
Edit:
Model

https://pixeldrain.com/u/czD95UMi

Index:

https://pixeldrain.com/u/AEUperKZ

 

[Musashi's Son]

I have, how do I link it?

you can upload it to mega.nz and share it from there.

 

[Ice Gun Ninja]

you can upload it to mega.nz and share it from there.

Model:

https://pixeldrain.com/u/czD95UMi

Index:

https://pixeldrain.com/u/AEUperKZ

 

[Maude Snew]

Dances With Bulls
Carrier of Snack Trays

When he looks at his financial statements he becomes Chief Shits A Brick.

 

[Smashed & Slamed]

Also his throat is worn out from lots of errands that involve shouting at people? What does that even mean?

My money is on a full blown multi day shouting match with Miss Rackets. Brought on by Nicky showing of to his gay swinger buddy how far he can take a whiskey bottle.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

He hasn’t specifically said the medical emergency is to do with one of the children. He said “someone”, which is an odd, distant way of referring to one’s own child. And then “sometimes that happens when you’re a dad…” Yes, sometimes it does happen like that when you're a dad but is that what happened here? He didn’t exactly say that. The “I just had to spend the entire night making sure someone was ok” thing & “sometimes that happens when you’re a dad” statement could be two unrelated points, despite him putting them together as if they are the same thing. His overly cautious wording is sus. Wonder if he’s covering for something to do with Kayla. Or something all together different than what he’s making it seem. (Or lying)

Bingo!

Nick loves being dishonest by implication without directly lying. After the infamous MANdy stream he headed out to a "beach out west". There was a lot of debate in the thread: was he going to Hawaii? California? Well, no, based on the fact that he couldn't resist following Ricardo and Romaine, he headed to Hedonism II in Negril, Jamaica, on the west coast of the island.

If a child was sick and he needed to deal with it he could just say so. When he channels his inner creative writing major trying to hit a word count, it's evasion. WTF is this?

Spoiler: Family Illness Word Salad

Like I said it's private medical thing, family, not a big, ended up not being a big deal, it's one of those things where you just have to keep an eye on someone. You have to make, uh, you have to make sure, that there's not a problem. That just means, monitoring, someone with them at all times, stuff like that. Not a big deal, all done, all good, seems fine, still in that kind of like weird period where like something could go wrong I guess, being intentionally vague because people don't have to know everything.

Also his throat is worn out from lots of errands that involve shouting at people? What does that even mean?

My money is on a full blown multi day shouting match with Miss Rackets. Brought on by Nicky showing of to his gay swinger buddy how far he can take a whiskey bottle.

Yeah it's interesting because his voice seems to be shot pretty frequently in the past month or two. I didn't even think of that as a possibility until he said that.

 

[he who has thus come/gone]

The only (normal) medical issue I can imagine that requires staying up to be with someone would be a concussion, but if that were the case it wouldn't be a reason to be secretive. Nor does it match his most recent comments about being in a period where something could still go wrong. As to his voice, well, his voice has clearly degraded in the past months from drinking so much. He never used to sound so scratchy and sickly when doing that weird low voice that a parent does when speaking down to a troublesome child. But he literally made a joke in that swinger stream about messing up his throat by sucking that guy's cock, which does not paint him in the best light now.

It's all a very weird series of events for which it's difficult to find a good explanation.

 

[not william stenchever]

It's all a very weird series of events for which it's difficult to find a good explanation.

That is his intent, to try to baffle people with bullshit. We should cut through the bullshit and just assume what we want. I'm going with multi day shouting match with Kayla while Nick is trying to hold his prolapsed anus in and in the middle of it one or more of the kids thought those were regular brownies/gummie bears on the coffee table. The snack budget is the only source of succor for those poor children so some sweets to cope with the mommy and daddy are fighting episode would be logical.

 

[he who has thus come/gone]

That is his intent, to try to baffle people with bullshit. We should cut through the bullshit and just assume what we want. I'm going with multi day shouting match with Kayla while Nick is trying to hold his prolapsed anus in and in the middle of it one or more of the kids thought those were regular brownies/gummie bears on the coffee table. The snack budget is the only source of succor for those poor children so some sweets to cope with the mommy and daddy are fighting episode would be logical.

I guess it's possible he pulled an Onision and one of his kids fell out a window and got seriously injured or something. But more to the point, I agree whatever is going on he's clearly trying to obfuscate the situation. The problem he's having is that when there's a situation that doesn't make sense, it's basic human nature to insert an explanation to rationally explain the series of events in a way that conforms with our understanding of how the world works. With the senseless tidbits he's thrown out and how much bullshit he's been engaging in, that leads people to rationally come up with all types of horrible situations. It could truly be some horrific and random medical problem, and people would have just believed that was the case three years ago. But nobody now will jump to that as the most sensible explanation, and that's Nick's fault entirely.