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Will the "MMA" fight between Gabe Hoffman and Ethan Ralph 🐷 happen?

  • YES!

    Votes: 26 7.1%
  • lol no

    Votes: 338 92.9%

  • Total voters
    364
Not so fast Pale Empress

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Betcha you didn't predict this!
Oh no, Ralph is going to talk about what Gym's wife did over a decade ago to Adolwulf and 20 other speds.

An awesome response from the Ralphamale, after being exposed as an unrepentant piece of human offal to 20 thousand people, including his Señorita Deni 💃.

Keep on taking those Ls Ralph.
 
Ralph's Law has progressed to the point where his L's now occur before his w's. We are on the verge of discovering zero-point kino using a complete waste of life as a diffraction screen.

Every Ralph W is preempted by a Ralph L and then quickly followed up by an additional even bigger Ralph L followed by a series of smaller Ralph Ls
 
Not so fast Pale Empress

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Betcha you didn't predict this!
He certainly does seem have have a thing for whores, if Deni was actually a lady of the night.

smh Ralph. Why are you so obsessed with the sexual activities of non-white women? I guess the whole Nora thing must have hurt, her rekindling her religion and having to drop you because Pork is Haram. It's tough out there, buddy. I'm sure your clap-back won't be as impotent as the Two-inch Terror of Tennessee is.
 
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As was predicted, he now plans to attack the wife of the guy who criticized him. Prepare for hours of riveting content consisting solely of variations of "FUCK YOU AND YOUR GREASY KOREAN SLUT WHEN WILL YOU DIE MED-O-CARE"
Oh no, not a devastating blow by the ralphamale. How will Jim ever recover??

Lol. Tell us how butthurt and skeered you are without telling us, piggy. Too butthurt to keep your mouth shut and too skeered to mention a name. It’s like when he tries to come for Harry Morris with all of his tiny might. He wants so, so bad to inflict pain but he has nothing. Harry just laughs and goes about his business while piggy continues to seethe all alone in his third world shack. He’s forever the fat kid bringing a squirt gun to a knife fight, been doing that his entire miserable life. And he never, ever learns. Sad, really.
 
Not so fast Pale Empress

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Betcha you didn't predict this!
I wonder if Jim would do a follow-up, bringing in the ladies themselves. The only complication would be legal issues. You know Meigh would talk, but for the likely impending divorce and child support suits. I don't know if Faith can, given the DRO. Ade and Nora, and now Deni definitely could talk.

You know Meigh would kill to talk with metokur, probably Faith as well. The others might want to keep the past in the past, particularly Nora.

Then there is the fear of additional reprisals from the hollering hawg of Arkansas.
 
we could end up seeing an Ethan Ralph Trooning arch that will no doubt be a wonderful addition to an already entertaining story line.
I doubt Ralph would have the nerve, even if he were so inclined. He'd more likely start cross-dressing in secret, only to be exposed (literally and figuratively) one day when he's so drunk and pilled out he goes live in a bra and panties. :tomgirl::cryblood:
 
Damn he didn't even try
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Notice anything on the promo art for Ralph's appearance on Jesse PS's stream...
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That's right , I think Jesse is low-key ayelawgging him.
Some replies to Ralph's xeet:
Someone ask him how he feels about broke dick Josh Moon raising over $110K in 36 hours while he humiliates himself begging for torta $$ 8 hours/day every day.
 
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