Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Captain Manning]

Screw that, I want weekly cheese review streams and another year of weekly banana pepper updates to come out of a Null Locals

I actually liked the banana pepper updates. I think it's adorable Null is into gardening and wants to be an actual farmer.

One simply can't listen to that and buy into the MSM propaganda that Null is ontologically evil.

 

[Niggernerd]

I actually liked the banana pepper updates. I think it's adorable Null is into gardening and wants to be an actual farmer.

One simply can't listen to that and buy into the MSM propaganda that Null is ontologically evil.

Null promotes the agenda of Pizza based diets. Quite a devilish man that null

 

[LiquidKid]

I actually liked the banana pepper updates. I think it's adorable Null is into gardening and wants to be an actual farmer.

One simply can't listen to that and buy into the MSM propaganda that Null is ontologically evil.

I also loved that one guy who was seething about it(was it Gator? I forgot) when he was like “yeah and I hope his fucking plants die too” which was like the most random attack ever

 

[Crocodylus Acutus]

I also loved that one guy who was seething about it(was it Gator? I forgot) when he was like “yeah and I hope his fucking plants die too” which was like the most random attack ever

I hope Null grows a million banana peppers

 

[Roboute Guilliman]

Isn’t Elijah Schaefer related to just being sassy on Twitter now after the who being sacked from The Blaze after a bunch of women accused him of sexual harassment even though he’s clearly gay? Watch him and his mannerisms for five minutes and he’s gayer than Jack Murphy.

This is what we refer to as the overcompensating gay. Kind of like Nick.

 

[Maude Snew]

I actually liked the banana pepper updates. I think it's adorable Null is into gardening and wants to be an actual farmer.

One simply can't listen to that and buy into the MSM propaganda that Null is ontologically evil.

Null is very evil, he will not share his Jewish pepper pickling process. I had to research my own. Don't even know if it's the good one endorsed by Jews.

 

[Oliver Onions]

If Nick had a modicum of decency, he should throw Vic a few pennies. Keyword being “if”.

If Ty Beard had any integrity at all he'd foot the bill, since it was his colossal fuck up that got most of the evidence rendered inadmissible.

I'd suggest Nick do another fundraiser for Vic, but given how well his last GriftSendGo went Vic's probably better off staying as far away from these two chuckleheads as he possibly can. At least he got his con appearances re-instated; hopefully that keeps his bank account full for the foreseeable future.

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

I'd suggest Nick do another fundraiser for Vic, but given how well his last GriftSendGo went Vic's probably better off staying as far away from these two chuckleheads as he possibly can. At least he got his con appearances re-instated; hopefully that keeps his bank account full for the foreseeable future.

Since the fund will go to paying Ron and Monica, it would be a great opportunity for Nick and Ron to exchange bulls and get to know each other better.

 

[Oliver Onions]

Since the fund will go to paying Ron and Monica, it would be a great opportunity for Nick and Ron to exchange bulls and get to know each other better.

I'm sure Monica would also be willing to make all his pegging dreams come true, once his ass has recovered from the hot tub stream.

 

[Crocodylus Acutus]

once his ass has recovered

Yeah, that's never gonna happen.

 

[Spaded Dave]

I'd suggest Nick do another fundraiser for Vic,

That would be considered admitting defeat and directly conflicts with his strategy of sweeping it under the rug as hard as he can.

 

[4stardaysbahbe]

I actually liked the banana pepper updates. I think it's adorable Null is into gardening and wants to be an actual farmer.

One simply can't listen to that and buy into the MSM propaganda that Null is ontologically evil.

I'd much rather he talk about his plants he's growing than listen to him bumble through shit he clearly knows nothing about just because he dislikes it aka anything nipponese. Damn that pewdiepie segment was fucking embarrassing

If Ty Beard had any integrity at all he'd foot the bill, since it was his colossal fuck up that got most of the evidence rendered inadmissible.

A friend of Nick admitting he was a colossal retarded faggot? Yeah good luck

 

[AnOminous]

It's probably because including chat and an online audience into it warps it to an entire different plane of existence.

It's like when a judge farts in a court room. People might think: Was that the court reporter? The court room deputy?
But then if the judge decides to add a chair cam so you can see the movement of the fabric when the judge farts and then the judge kneels and winks at the camera and says "Ha ha, it may look like a fartstream, but it isn't, we're just having fun."

You never heard of the penis pump judge?

https://www.nbcnews.com/id/wbna14410634

Judge sentenced to 4 years for exposing himself​

A former Oklahoma judge convicted of exposing himself while presiding over jury trials by using a sexual device under his robe was sentenced Friday to four years in prison.

Broken glass can be tough to remove from one's rectum.

Tommy Loy
The cabin boy
The dirty little nipper
Filled his ass
With broken glass
And circumcised the skipper.

I'd suggest Nick do another fundraiser for Vic, but given how well his last GriftSendGo went Vic's probably better off staying as far away from these two chuckleheads as he possibly can.

Nick is a retard and thought his money raising ability was because of him and not because of Vic.

It was for the fans you dumb Balldo idiot.

 

[WelperHelper99]

I hope Null grows a million banana peppers

I hope he grows a BILLION and gives them as rewards to his supporters and donators.

You never heard of the penis pump judge?
https://www.nbcnews.com/id/wbna14410634

Judge sentenced to 4 years for exposing himself​

A former Oklahoma judge convicted of exposing himself while presiding over jury trials by using a sexual device under his robe was sentenced Friday to four years in prison.

Just... why? If Nick was a Judge, this is what he'd do, just with a balldo.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

Broken glass can be tough to remove from one's rectum.

That’s the worst reference on the entire internet.

Some people have never even heard of the starfish wiener. Some people think goatse was special and prolapses are the worst thing that can happen.

This reference is to the only thing that I ever saw online that actually made me feel lightheaded and nauseous in real life, safely at home on my computer.

2000’s gore sites were something else

 

[AnOminous]

I hope he grows a BILLION and gives them as rewards to his supporters and donators.

Just... why? If Nick was a Judge, this is what he'd do, just with a balldo.

You'd think if you were a judge you'd do anything but something that would get you sent to prison. You will be even less popular than a cop there.

 

[FedPostalService]

That’s the worst reference on the entire internet.

Some people have never even heard of the starfish wiener. Some people think goatse was special and prolapses are the worst thing that can happen.

This reference is to the only thing that I ever saw online that actually made me feel lightheaded and nauseous in real life, safely at home on my computer.

2000’s gore sites were something else

These zoomers will never know the sublime delights of one man one jar.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

These zoomers will never know the sublime delights of one man one jar.

I’d go with “trauma” over “delight, but yea. Not much more to say on that one

 

[WelperHelper99]

You'd think if you were a judge you'd do anything but something that would get you sent to prison. You will be even less popular than a cop there.

You'd be shanked immediately. No doubt

 

[AnOminous]

You'd be shanked immediately. No doubt

No, because you'd be in PC. They're not going to let even a penis pump judge get shanked.