DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Crooked 16th]

Back injury lore is the funniest shit because he has not been consistent at all

 

[MAWBD2]

Back injury lore is the funniest shit because he has not been consistent at all

When you lie about every little thing you will have hard time keeping up with your own lies.

 

[Balr0g]

Oh yeah the back injury. We have seen him waddle in the Project 7 videos and his swaying became way more extrme once he moved to Seattle. You can hear it in his rants in his no cam prestreams when he gets louder and quieter within a sentence. And it has become even worse. Add to that his shaking legs that are so prominent when he is extrmely nervous. He is either in pain every day or it has become a tick of him. Though we rarely see it in his gameplay streams at least I haven't seen recent examples

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

Back injury lore is the funniest shit because he has not been consistent at all

True. The one part he is consistent about is he had a herniated disc in his lower back. But, his lack of treatment and symptoms don't fit a herniated disc. Needing to get up and walk for 10 minutes isn't going to help.

I would bet that Dave did have some slight back pain, maybe from a car crash, maybe just because he's fat with terrible posture. He never got treatment for it. He read about back injuries online and ran with it as his "I can't work" excuse.

 

[blahblahblah678]

If I can steal one of Phil's mannerisms, we are just making a factual observation when we say Phil still rocks back and forth on the x and y axis. Motherfucker can't sit still.

 

[Corpun]

Back injury lore is the funniest shit because he has not been consistent at all

This can be said for any of his lore really. I mean shit even the Twitch termination and T-spring termination is now "The trolls sent defamtory lies to Twitch staff and got me banned!" and not "Multiple guideline violations" and "No one is touching your merch store at all."

 

[Citizen Nappa]

So he’s based and tradpilled? Oh noes!

What’s his main? Might have to give it a follow.

It’s simply called Memology 101.

 

[PenskeMaterial]

I will never not find it funny that this self confessed 'former alcoholic' makes drinking booze part of his 'special' streams and hypes it up.

 

[FraudFrog]

So he’s based and tradpilled? Oh noes!

What’s his main? Might have to give it a follow.

I’m all honestly, it was pretty cringe.

Memeology was a faceless channel, all we got was some text and that was about it from the creator. Then he started to talk, and he has a thick Latin American accent, autistic tendencies, and when he showed not just his face, but his full body, you really can’t take the guys takes on politics or in being trad seriously.

There’s a saying, “ you have a face for radio”, this guy just did not come off well in any sense.

Granted plenty of others who looked worse than him have gotten off fine, but I hate to say it, if you’re not white, you’re gonna have to try extra hard to look good for media.

 

[Corpun]

I will never not find it funny that this self confessed 'former alcoholic' makes drinking booze part of his 'special' streams and hypes it up.

I have to think former alcholic is another term he doesn't know the actual definition of, just like his retard belief you can have more alcohol because you don't experience a buzz when you should, therefore aren't drunk.

You are drunk you fat retard alcoholic, you're body is just so used to a diet of Tanqueray and gin that it built up a tolerance to the effects of alcohol.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

This can be said for any of his lore really. I mean shit even the Twitch termination and T-spring termination is now "The trolls sent defamtory lies to Twitch staff and got me banned!" and not "Multiple guideline violations" and "No one is touching your merch store at all."

The bank leaks one had the most batshit twists and turns imo. What is even the current Grand Narrative about it? Is the "trolls stole $9k from me" narrative still relevant? I think "I spent thowlsands on lawyers to fix this" is still part of the current narrative, I know for sure that "It wasn't my account but I still had my identity stolen" is.

 

[EmpGulcasa]

I guess The Sopranos sucked, right Phil?
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What was the context behind him saying this? It's retarded no matter what, I'm just curious.

 

[RougeRed]

Lol his victim complex is off the fucking charts. He proceeds to say "think about how I was going through excruciating pain, trying to film content for people FOR FREE on the internet" he immediately goes to money and how he was, I guess, owed money because he was in pain. He's a lunatic.

I don't think it was about him being owed money. It was a victim bit, so he was acting like he produced content for free because he's such a selfless individual.

 

[Corpun]

The bank leaks one had the most batshit twists and turns imo. What is even the current Grand Narrative about it? Is the "trolls stole $9k from me" narrative still relevant? I think "I spent thowlsands on lawyers to fix this" is still part of the current narrative, I know for sure that "It wasn't my account but I still had my identity stolen" is.

That really is the most insane thing he has said in recent times. The whole concept that he somehow sat by and let some random guy take 9k from him over a span of months is fucking absurd and actually criminal, but of course he never called the cops, "Because they wouldn't listen dood." even though that is a literal cybercrime and fraud.

And of course around this same time he said that the bank leaks weren't even his account because of how much was being spent on pet supplies, so dah trahlz were stealing money from some schmuck while also thinking it was Phil's account, and DSP is also still somehow a victim who lost 9k to them.

What was the context behind him saying this? It's retarded no matter what, I'm just curious.

This regarded take because Phil needs everything told to him. The only technicality you could possibly give him is that David Chase apparently didn't know how exactly he wanted to show the ending, but I doubt Phil follows the Sopranos to know that. Instead he probably heard it somewhere and massively minsinterpretted it as "IDK dude what do we do with the show now? Just cut to black and roll credits!"

EDIT: Holy shit went down this rabbit hole a little. DSP knows nothing of the Sopranos plot as well. Back when he was playing GTA V again he claimed Tony was living a double life as a mobster and hiding it from his family (Partially ture but TOny just denies he is involved with the mob because you are supposed to) even though everyone knows how he gets his money.

But this fucking take is especially retarded. Phil thinks Tony was dissapointed in AJ for being weak and pathetic because he wanted AJ to be a tough mobster, not that he was a moody fucking cunt. Totally ignoring that Tony wanted AJ to have NOTHING to do with organized crime and the show hints a lot that Tony regrets being involved in it. Sorry for this being his react channel, I don't think any clipping exists of it.

 

[DiggieSmalls]

Watched brandood's stream today and he was talking about phil striking stuff. Didnt think about it and for a while believed phil that machinima was the one striking all the videos. but after the stream, it makes more sense phil was doing it.

 

[Fapcop]

Just wanted to give a warm recommend to yet another banger from WPIG

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wWn8UGjGBEA&t=6968s

Haven’t watched it all yet, but a few things stand out. Such as: How GODDAMN ADDICTED Phil was to this game.

Now mind you, this is well before WWE Champions, but we already have Phil admitting to blowing hundreds of dollars on single events, recommending thousand dollar level up packs, and at one point talking about playing the game FOR OVER 80 HOURS over a two week period. Basically a full time job.

Another thing that stands out is how damn UNLIKABLE Phil is.

He started posting on the games forums as just another new player.

Within a month or two, the other Supercard players had basically unanimously turned against him, posting about his self aggrandizing attitude and sense of entitlement.

TLDR: Anywhere Phil turns up, he turns into a pariah solely because he’s such a toxic morahn.

(Extra lulzy to hear Phil humblebrag to another player how he’s a mature ahdult with a beautiful girlfriend, his own house and a successful business. Within a year Phil would be begging hardcore at fundraisers.)

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Retard Man: I don't know if it's legal to download emulators and ROMs on my Mini PC, so I won't do it.

Also Retard Man: I want to use Fightcade to emulate old games.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

That really is the most insane thing he has said in recent times. The whole concept that he somehow sat by and let some random guy take 9k from him over a span of months is fucking absurd and actually criminal, but of course he never called the cops, "Because they wouldn't listen dood." even though that is a literal cybercrime and fraud.

And of course around this same time he said that the bank leaks weren't even his account because of how much was being spent on pet supplies, so dah trahlz were stealing money from some schmuck while also thinking it was Phil's account, and DSP is also still somehow a victim who lost 9k to them.

IIRC, the thread here from the bank leaker came out when he was streaming. Dave was put on the spot to think of a lie, which we know he's terrible at with the Side Scrollers debacle. So, he went with the tried and true "mentally ill detractors stole money from me".

Then he heard the actual call (which I also did personally, it's all true) that effectively outed his WWE Champions and alcohol addictions, which left the only option of denying everything.

 

[Lei Wulong's Left Leg]

Retard Man: I don't know if it's legal to download emulators and ROMs on my Mini PC, so I won't do it.

Also Retard Man: I want to use Fightcade to emulate old games.

The chances of Phil ever playing Fightcade are so low as to be basically nonexistent. These teases are bluffs - the skill floor of the average Fightcade C-rank is beyond even Phil's "glory days" in the neo geo conversion of Super Turbo 2. It's a whole playerbase consisting of Gojitenks...es, and Phil is likely smart enough to know it.
That being said, many people said that we'd never see Khet on stream again too, so if I'm wrong before this year's over, feel free to @ me and call me a faggot or whatever.

 

[Japs_eye]

B-bbut BURNELL! I thought you were a badass!! What happened to that "stfu or get offline" shit bro? Do you need to "grow a pair" Mr. Burnell??