Trainwreck Anisa Riyadh Jomha / @anisajomha & iDubbbz / Ian Kane Jomha / Ian Kane Washburn / "Anisa's husband" / "Poo-Pants Swastika Boy" - Anisa posting her bald nudes on OnlyFans even when married to Ian and thirsting over Hasan while her husband iDubbbz the Content Cuck/Simp/THE RAPED/ etc. watches

[shoashuffle]

I wonder when Chad will remove the tattoo of Ian Johma on his ass.

 

[Mac Monster]

The fact that we may see Ian's dick in the near future is horrifying and hilarious at the same time. All of his personal information has been aired to the internet thanks to this whore and now even his barely functioning wiener may not be safe from being exposed.

 

[Godmode]

I actually hope anus gets ian in her OF. But he sits in a cuck chair while a negro bangs his wife. Suffer icuckz

50% chance of this, 50% chance she pegs him with a strap on.

 

[Exit fullscreen button]

50% chance of this, 50% chance she pegs him with a strap on.

What if Ian doesn't actually have IBS, but that's the slightly less embarrassing explanation for shitting himself constantly, compared to "Ian got gaped by Anusa so much that his sphincter has just given up trying" ?

 

[Decoy St. Chum]

I've said this before: Ian actually being involved in Anisa's OF will be a positive in terms of reputation: It'll mean that he's getting something out of the relationship. It'd be tough to call him a cuck anymore if he's literally fucking her on camera.

I'm not looking forward to seeing porn of the hair cake cancer guy though.

 

[CptnSnshn]

I don't know if it was discussed but it just hit me that when Anisa said she was like Helga she meant that she playfully bullied the object of her desire because she is unable to healthily express her love.

I haven't seen her bully ChrisRayGun though?

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

Imagine having to stare at that giant butterfly turd on her back as you smash. Instantly flaccid.

 

[2020chan]

Holy shit, Ian is actually allowed to touch ass?????

Spoiler: technically NSFW

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You know, I was already confused by her choice to wear white lace with all the ugly tattoos. The clothing she chooses almost NEVER matches anything about her current aesthetic, only a few outfits (like the bald head, fallout raider shoot with the vest or all those times she wore that eagle crop top) "worked" with the tattoo shit. Black lace would look better but no lace at all looks good against those horrible doodles. Add the tag in the thong like she's a 14 year old trying a thong on for the first time. Doesn't she feel it? I've always thought they were meant to be cut out or they would make the tag more discreet.
I guess we should consider ourselves lucky she's not wearing her clomper boots with it.

They're going broke, if not already broke. Literally resorting to turning tricks to make ends meet rofl. Classy.

If Anisa gets Ian to star in OF with her I will consider it a form of sex trafficking. You can't tell me there's any fibre of his being that would be into that.

They wouldn't even make that much money from it, not enough to justify the embarrassment and invasion of privacy. They would be better off getting *gasp* real jobs. Even starting at min wage and working toward higher pay for years would be better than prostituting yourself for an equally depressing amount of money.

On the other hand, I'm sure plenty of us on the farms are eagerly awaiting the opportunity to laugh at idubbbz's depressed wiener.

 

[Marble Jack]

These two never understood the principle that fame is fleeting and you're only popular for so long before the masses move on to something else. They really thought they'd be on top forever and not have to transition into something viable. All their business decisions are intrinsically tied to "being famous." Their stupid boxing shit, the failed podcast, Anisa's HoboFans page; all of it is dead media nobody wants. It's pathetic and hilarious how much these two scumbags want to be relevant. Imagine waking up everyday hoping its the 2010's again.

 

[AskeDead]

These two went from rage fuel, to boring, to depressing for me.

 

[DwayneTheSockJohnson]

50% chance of this, 50% chance she pegs him with a strap on.

100% chance he can't get it up and she still posts it and makes an "oh my gosh he's so cute when he's shy" post about it on Twitter.

 

[Love Is Blue]

it would be funnier if the hypothetical sex video was Ian trying to get an erection for 5 minutes and then crying for another 5 desu

 

[🔪Cold Steel Brand Rep🔪]

I think shaving her head again could really redeem this whole character arc

 

[Teghern]

Holy shit, Ian is actually allowed to touch ass?????

Spoiler: technically NSFW

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I Finally know what that nasty ass scrawling is with all the solid blocks and angles, it's an old style postal stamp.
One of these but snek.

 

[Nopenopenope]

Sometimes I look at this thread and think the Jomhas run of crowns must be coming to an end soon, Anisa has lost interest in OF, Ian goes back to making faggy videos etc.

Then this happens. Whenever I think these people have degenerated enough to become self aware and stop, they just go harder. This is what happens when people get money for nothing.

See the little faggot with the earring and the make up
Yeah, buddy, that's his own hair
That little faggot got his own jet airplane
That little faggot, he's a millionaire

 

[Big Fart Bart]

Imagine having to stare at that giant butterfly turd on her back as you smash. Instantly flaccid.

At least he can turn her around and look at-
Oh. Oh... Awkward...

 

[Brenda Holiday]

Imagine the life Ian and Anisa could have been living right now if they weren't obsessed with pretending to be important e-celebs. Imagine if after the onlyfans debacle they decided to retire and moved somewhere cheap and quiet. I could've actually respected that instead of this sad game of pretending to be relevant.

 

[anisa_jomha_reciepts]

>newest podcast summary

• Talks about Groundhog Day and instead of talking about the moral of the movie, idubbbz goes “that guy was an incel wasn’t he?” (Aggressive projection oy)
• They have a sack of spices in their trash cupboard that they don’t know who put there and leave it in instead of throwing it out. They’ve lived in their house for at least 2 years now, they OWN this home.
• They have an ongoing ant problem at their house
• A commentor said in the last video “if applesbees didn’t exist in one area, a mom and pop store would open up at that location eventually” and idubbbz goes “well akshullyyy” that it’s a flawed way of thinking and mom/pops don’t operate like that. Said with the confidence of someone who has restaurant knowledge (wtf)
• Anisa joins in to put her resturaunt knowledge, realizes she actually doesn’t know much about the business, and backs out. (THANK YOU)
• Idubbbz keeps going in “ITS NAIVEE to think that if Applebees wasn’t there, another resturaunt can take its place!!” Anisa seems a little annoyed.
• (I can understand Anisa’s frustration a bit now, like it’s a fucking applebees idubbbz, is this an opinion you need to fight for and die on??)
• I don’t think idubbbz understands how franchises work??? He says it’s unrealistic to think a random person would willingly take on loans/business risks to start an independent restaurant - but most franchises do that anyways!?? Bro went to business school how the fuck does he not know this.
• Idubbbz shares he hates when he’s waiting for a bathroom stall to shit in and someone cuts him.(he just lets it happen)
• They don’t like football or the Super Bowl. But are happy that they are making the Super Bowl and halftime shows more kid friendly ???????? (Need to make a bingo sheet of how many times they mention children, 90’s cartoon, gender pols every podcast jfc)
• Ian doesn’t like low views on his videos (LMAO)
• Ian and Dane say they’ve had 3 official documentaries. Which means they aren’t completely petty and erasing the Sam Hyde doc part of their work.
• Anisa says idubbbz is surrounded by “do-ers”. Meaning idubbbz doesn’t take the initiative, and it’s good that he has people around him saying “hey that idea you have? You should do it for a video” - which is apparently a good thing
• Dane is their only local friend (guess it’s confirmed they fell out with Michael boxing guru)
• Anisa has thought about getting a waitress job to meet new people
• Idubbbz gets annoyed at people caring about, what he thinks are, minuscule things. Like washing water bottles, covering your toothbrush, and expressing your dog’s anal glands monthly. Tl;dr he thinks people are being too extra and it grinds his gears
• Idubbbz thinks it’s obnoxious when his chat reminds him to go to bed or drink water
• >DONT TELL ME WHAT TO DO SEGMENT
• Idubbbz raises his voice again and for ONCE I think Anisa has the right opinion.
• Anisa: the journalists are just doing their jobs writing these articles, they’re not saying you have to follow their advice
• Idubbbz: BUT THATS MY OPINION ANISA
• Anisa says she’s the type that loves being told what to do and idubbbz is the opposite (OMEGALOL)
• Idubbbz says watch what they say because the HATERS will spin it to make their relationship asymmetrical and cancel them

Tl;dr nothing interesting, way better than the last episode at least

 

[Blue Gem Kosher Queen]

I feel the need to point out that a lot of instagram models and it girls have bodies like Anisa's (but without the tattoos and botched tits)
The difference is that they are good at photoshop and posing. Anisa sucks at it and any kind of visual creativity but she blames instagram's algorithm?
Who is your content for? Women don't want to see someone unrelatable with bad fashion and men aren't interested in Anisa's looks. She just wants to be popular for the sake of popularity.

Spoiler: Examples of models insta editing and posing

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You cracked the code. Anisa probably noticed and decided that all she needed to develop self-esteem was to get an army of simps telling her how hot she is.

Imagine the life Ian and Anisa could have been living right now if they weren't obsessed with pretending to be important e-celebs. Imagine if after the onlyfans debacle they decided to retire and moved somewhere cheap and quiet. I could've actually respected that instead of this sad game of pretending to be relevant.

They got the clout high once, they are never going to stop unless they do something illegal.

 

[clipartfan92]

PreserveTube of the latest episode:
https://preservetube.com/watch?v=7XDEO6OqqhI