Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[TheClappening]

I will admit I was of the same mindset. A lot of us farmers who actually followed the case were. As Dear Leader mentioned a long time ago, the presence of a lawyer not being on the lefty #MeeToo side was white-pilling, and that kinda blinded me to the slimier aspects of Balldo. At least my interest petered out before I sent money.

Part of it was Nick's reading on the actual law was correct, at least in regards to the TCPA. Vic just needed prima facie evidence, most commonly in the form of sworn statements, to at least be given a chance to get to trial and plead his case before a jury.

He didn't expect Ty to be a moron. There's a family friend/attorney angle, but Ty does respectable work in business law, where a lot of stuff is boring but time sensitive.

I don't think anyone thought guy who regularly deals in millions of dollars procedures couldn't even get some paperwork filed on time.

 

[Associate Rick]

I believe it was the Amazons as @TheClappening said above.

Someone should really dig up the worst aged quotes from the thread here. Shit was cringe. Here's a funny one I found:

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Context: the above lawyer belongs to Randazza Legal Group, the firm Nick hired to defend him against Montagraph's defamation claim. Funny how things work out like that.

Isn't that the lawyer Nick called a faggot?

 

[6thRanger]

I don't think anyone thought guy who regularly deals in millions of dollars procedures couldn't even get some paperwork filed on time.

It's bizarre. I still can't believe it happened that way.

The most popular idea was never that winning the case would be easy, it was that getting past TCPA would be easy, and once true discovery started tearing funimation and the other defendants / alleged ringleaders (Sabat etc al) an embarrassing new asshole they'd likely settle and issue an apology or Vic would fight the good fight during which the facts revealed would help exonerate him even if he lost. Nobody expected Judge Chupp and Ty to effectively end the case before it started and the issues could really be interrogated and further information / evidence gathered.

Ignoring optics, Ty being on the show likely had no negative material impact except for gassing up his ego and perhaps inviting divine punishment. The majority of the filing would be written by more junior staff for his review. Those late night hours were never going to be hours he personally spent on Vic's case. The vast amounts of hubris and cringe just make it much easier to hate Ty and call him a peace of shit. I was personally surprised he ever showed his face again on Nick's show.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

I believe it was the Amazons as @TheClappening said above.

Someone should really dig up the worst aged quotes from the thread here. Shit was cringe. Here's a funny one I found:

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Context: the above lawyer belongs to Randazza Legal Group, the firm Nick hired to defend him against Montagraph's defamation claim. Funny how things work out like that.

Isn't that the lawyer Nick called a faggot?

Yes, and he is one of Randazza's partners. The same who is working on his Monty defamation case.


Nick did a stream on LOCALS in his sunroom:

Spoiler: Schedule excuses again

- For once, he did not start the stream mid-sentence, but he did not fail to start is complaining about his schedule. He is so sorry about cancelling shows. He is working on work-life balance. Fans got used to the trial stream schedule and he cannot keep that up.

(Nick no one expects you to stream like you did for Rittenhouse and Depp. Bare minimum, they want[ed] a regular 4-5 shows a week like you used to do and less degeneracy. You already said that you are taking more time off to do degenerate things with your wife in Minneapolis last week.)

- He is also sorry about neglecting LOCALS when he wants to be there. He is totally planning to be back there again.

- Nick circled back to reiterate the points he made last week about his schedule: He is more busy shuttling kids or doing show prep; the 11 PM timeslot used to be his free time; and the like. New point sadded:

--He is not doing a lot of 'fun' things

--When you make a lot of money, you never get ahead with spare money becuase people live up to their means

--It is his TOP priority to find new and better timeslots to engage

- He didn't have ANY time to go onto Joe the Jew 24 hour celebration.

- He has a LOT less time to travel this year ,and that is not likely. Vegas is high on the list. Nashville was less than ideal in terms of cost and accessibility for travel.

- He made excuses for missing Anna TSWG wedding again.

- Nick talked about the theory about his SLAAP appeal. He is not trying to ahut Monty up before discovery, but rather they all agree on the facts, so thr judge should rule on it as a matter of law. He tries not to let it stress him out.

(It was sickly reminiscent of his Vic analysis but in the opposite direction. Bloody stress, my arse! Think about Vic!)

- He said he would go on Canadian Tim (Laust/Lawst Bullets) show.

- He wants to have Drex on. They haven't caught up on months. The school year is very busy

- He might do a Big Brain panel because Peacock might be able to stream.

- His 'degeneracy was always a joke' on the show that he leaned into. It was funny but people have the WRONG definition of degeneracy. Going into a hot tub with friends is not weird.

- Nick HATES saunas. They trigger his heat allergy.

(But hot tubs are TOTALLY different. I need to clip this)

- He LOVES singing with his wife. He worked hard to be good enough to do it for years. If Kayla is singing through the day and in the carN then he knows she is happy and he worries when she isnt.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

More LOCALS noted because I posted to quickly:

- In Nick's marriage, things change and conflicts come up as people change. Everytime big conflicts comes up, he wonders if this will be the thing that ends it.

- A big rant about how Nick has changed, but not intentionally. Nick didn't express all of the things, doubts, hopes, and beliefs he had, and others projected different things onto him, so people saying he changed radically is not true.

- Marriage (in the modern sense?) is not for most people, according to Nick because it is hard to do right and easy to get out of. He hopes he and his wife will keep working hard at it.

 

[Chirping Smoke Detector]

- For once, he did not start the stream mid-sentence, but he did not fail to start is complaining about his schedule. He is so sorry about cancelling shows. He is working on work-life balance. Fans got used to the trial stream schedule and he cannot keep that up.

He's been full time streaming for 2+ years now? And streaming regularly for 4? How has he not figured out the balance yet?

- He is also sorry about neglecting LOCALS when he wants to be there. He is totally planning to be back there again.

He is also totally planning to be back in his discord. Believe him when he says that, he totally loves locals and wants them to make a billion dollars.

--When you make a lot of money, you never get ahead with spare money becuase people live up to their means

Nick, with the amount of money you make you can have spare money, it's easy. First, don't call someone a child molester and dare them to sue you. Second, stop buying 70k pieces of random art you throw on the floor. Third, stop sponsoring coomalot to crash cars. There are other things you can do, a fucking food budget for starters, but these are super easy suggestions.

- His 'degeneracy was always a joke' on the show that he leaned into. It was funny but people have the WRONG definition of degeneracy. Going into a hot tub with friends is not weird.

Getting into a hot tub with friends is not weird or degenerate. Making jokes about you fucking the other guy and sucking his dick while you're in the hot tub is very weird and degenerate.

- Nick HATES saunas. They trigger his heat allergy.

Saunas trigger the heat allergy but the hot tub doesn't? This is a very selective allergy, weird.

--He is not doing a lot of 'fun' things

Well we know that he doesn't consider spending time with his family as fun and since he's been doing that a lot recently I guess this statement checks out.

- He has a LOT less time to travel this year

You mean you can only travel 4 times instead of 8 this year Nick? The pain it must be to be you. I'm so sorry this happened to you.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

- He has a LOT less time to travel this year ,and that is not likely. Vegas is high on the list. Nashville was less than ideal in terms of cost and accessibility for travel.

Where's the Rumble trip to Florida, Balldoman? Suddenly gotten real quiet about any contract things or Florida trips. You been doing the good boi routine for the last month, for free?!? (And failing at it, to boot.) Really makes you think...

 

[SpergioLeonne]

More LOCALS noted because I posted to quickly:

- In Nick's marriage, things change and conflicts come up as people change. Everytime big conflicts comes up, he wonders if this will be the thing that ends it.

- A big rant about how Nick has changed, but not intentionally. Nick didn't express all of the things, doubts, hopes, and beliefs he had, and others projected different things onto him, so people saying he changed radically is not true.

- Marriage (in the modern sense?) is not for most people, according to Nick because it is hard to do right and easy to get out of. He hopes he and his wife will keep working hard at it.

What an extravagantly pussy way to say “Kayla considers it cheating when I hit up prostitutes on social media even though I hope her and them both make a million dollars. I’m trying to help these prostitutes make a million dollars $200 at a time, and it helps keep Kayla insecure enough to keep teasing threesomes”

 

[Crocodylus Acutus]

His 'degeneracy was always a joke' on the show that he leaned into. It was funny but people have the WRONG definition of degeneracy. Going into a hot tub with friends is not weird.

I used to think that him saying stuff like this was his way of throwing water on the fire that his ex-fans stoked, in response to him becoming increasingly debauched over time. But I realize now that it's probably just as much for his current Locals fans too, as a way to be like "I've always been like this guys, don't listen to the haters, they don't know what they're talking about. Now show me your wino momma tits."

Nick HATES saunas. They trigger his heat allergy.

Turbo queer can't handle the heat of the sauna, because it might boil the absurd amount of alcohol in his bloodstream and cause him to pop like a beached, bloated whale. Vittusaatana.

 

[Lidl Drip]

More LOCALS noted because I posted to quickly:

- In Nick's marriage, things change and conflicts come up as people change. Everytime big conflicts comes up, he wonders if this will be the thing that ends it.

- A big rant about how Nick has changed, but not intentionally. Nick didn't express all of the things, doubts, hopes, and beliefs he had, and others projected different things onto him, so people saying he changed radically is not true.

- Marriage (in the modern sense?) is not for most people, according to Nick because it is hard to do right and easy to get out of. He hopes he and his wife will keep working hard at it.

Divorce is definitely on the horizon. I am sure he is trying to gaslight her as hard as he can, maybe doing a bit of the old Ralphamale suicide baiting saying he will drink himself to death without her and the kids blahblah. This whole degeneracy open marriage thing is their last attempt to save it and it never works.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

@Himedall All-seeing Waifu I just want to take a second to say thank you for sitting through the Locals streams to provide us these excellently laid out, bullet point summaries.

Fans got used to the trial stream schedule and he cannot keep that up.

His entire fan base was yelling at him to slow the fuck down during Depp. I just wanted a multi-hour long stream to thrown on every other day. No one would have given him shit for stopping the night streams during trial events.

When you make a lot of money, you never get ahead with spare money becuase people live up to their means

If you're spending too much money it's your fucking fault. If your wife is spending too much money IT'S STILL YOUR FUCKING FAULT. I'm going to laugh so hard when Nick signs up for a reverse mortgage because he can't afford his thirty bottles of $100+ whisky per month.

His 'degeneracy was always a joke' on the show that he leaned into. It was funny but people have the WRONG definition of degeneracy. Going into a hot tub with friends is not weird.

Duplicitous fuck. Stop sucking cock. Going into a hot tub with "friends" and talking about swinging incessantly is FUCKING WEIRD.

He LOVES singing with his wife. He worked hard to be good enough to do it for years. If Kayla is singing through the day and in the carN then he knows she is happy and he worries when she isnt.

Duplicitous fuck who can't understand social signals.

In Nick's marriage, things change and conflicts come up as people change. Everytime big conflicts comes up, he wonders if this will be the thing that ends it.

Nick's marriage is a disaster if THIS is what comes to mind every time there's a disagreement. He's just terrified she'll get all his stuff which is probably half the problem in the first place.

 

[AnOminous]

Even better, if I remember my lore right, Sam just passed on the info to Lemwaaah and made him do the heavy lifting. Not only did he notice the fatal flaw in Vic's case, he also saved his client on billable hours.

That was the cherry on top. He got the guy billing a bazillion dollars an hour to bill HIS client for it.

- He wants to have Drex on. They haven't caught up on months. The school year is very busy

Are any of his kids getting near 18? They might need some bondage lessons so they don't end up as sex slaves. I believe that's Drex's usual method.

 

[WelperHelper99]

You mean you can only travel 4 times instead of 8 this year Nick? The pain it must be to be you. I'm so sorry this happened to you.

Imagine being normal and only traveling ONCE a year, by car, to a neighboring state. Horrifying I know.

Where's the Rumble trip to Florida, Balldoman? Suddenly gotten real quiet about any contract things or Florida trips. You been doing the good boi routine for the last month, for free?!? (And failing at it, to boot.) Really makes you think...

Almost like he's trying to play nice to get a contract again...

 

[AltisticRight]

they'd be sipping beers in the hot tub and wife-swapping by noon.

Nah, they'd be swinging on the spot.
The homosexual type first, and then the wife swapping.

His 'degeneracy was always a joke' on the show that he leaned into. It was funny but people have the WRONG definition of degeneracy. Going into a hot tub with friends is not weird.

That's such a massive cope. So following prostitutes and BDSM accessories is also supposed to be a joke? Looks like he can't read the room and can't understand that average people don't care but they're put off by degenerate exhibitionism.

Sounds like someone might be bad at reading social cues huh, Balldo?

Where's the Rumble trip to Florida, Balldoman? Suddenly gotten real quiet about any contract things or Florida trips. You been doing the good boi routine for the last month, for free?!? (And failing at it, to boot.) Really makes you think...

Contract = no renewal
I can't wait to tick that off the bingo card.

 

[Crocodylus Acutus]

Divorce is definitely on the horizon. I am sure he is trying to gaslight her as hard as he can, maybe doing a bit of the old Ralphamale suicide baiting saying he will drink himself to death without her and the kids blahblah. This whole degeneracy open marriage thing is their last attempt to save it and it never works.

How often do you think Nick calls out for "Mandy" while him and Kayla are having sex?

Wait, scratch that, I forgot that Nick is the camera guy, sitting by his lonesome in the corner. Must be some shitty footage he takes, with his shaky alcoholic hands.

 

[teriyakiburns]

He might do a Big Brain panel because Peacock might be able to stream.

Mr Peacock is the only good thing left in all of this (which is saying a lot). Much as I want to tug on his luscious mustache again, it would be better if he steers clear of this entire shitshow.

 

[AnOminous]

That's such a massive cope. So following prostitutes and BDSM accessories is also supposed to be a joke? Looks like he can't read the room and can't understand that average people don't care but they're put off by degenerate exhibitionism.

He does it because it's FUNNAY. You just don't get it because you're altistic or something.

Wait, scratch that, I forgot that Nick is the camera guy, sitting by his lonesome in the corner. Must be some shitty footage he takes, with his shaky alcoholic hands.

He's the snack tray guy. He's always there to rejuvenate the bull with nutritious treats so he can go back to fucking his wife.

 

[not william stenchever]

How often do you think Nick calls out for "Mandy" while him and Kayla are having sex?

More importantly, do you think Nick was calling out Mandy's name as that Steel Toe guy was prolapsing Nick's anus while Kayla looked on in horror and the blonde chick was smoking a cigarette on the balcony staring into the distant night?

 

[Crocodylus Acutus]

More importantly, do you think Nick was calling out Mandy's name as that Steel Toe guy was prolapsing Nick's anus while Kayla looked on in horror and the blonde chick was smoking a cigarette on the balcony staring into the distant night?

This is how the gals spent their night, while the guys were busy buttfucking each other.
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[Chirping Smoke Detector]

What an extravagantly pussy way to say “Kayla considers it cheating when I hit up prostitutes on social media even though I hope her and them both make a million dollars. I’m trying to help these prostitutes make a million dollars $200 at a time, and it helps keep Kayla insecure enough to keep teasing threesomes”

$200 seems low for Nick. I feel like he would pay them at least 1k and then claim they're definitely his friends because they answer his texts and have a conversation with him.

This is how the gals spent their night, while the guys were busy buttfucking each other.

Look at Nick's shoulders, he can't be a top.