Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

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Anyways, Keffals uploaded his first full video onto his new channel.
The channel is named "Scared Awake", but the first video isn't scary at all and puts you to sleep. Ironic.

Not bad for a Keffals production, all things considered, but this shit comes like 5 years too late and his voice (which is the only thing of note that would make his channel stand out from literally hundreds of others in the same category) is absolutely detrimental to this kind of content. Script is obviously at least 50% AI-generated or just copy-pasted almost verbatim from other sources, and it shows. Subject is passé almost to a comedic degree. Production value is OK-ish except the sound deparment which is astounding because I've seen Keffs with decent sound recording equipment hundreds of times at this point. Highlight of the show was the little looped animation on what looks more like a handicapped kid learning the controls of a Minecraft rip-off their grandma got him at Walmart than any real life catacomb, let alone the ones underneath Paris. It shows on the background on repeat during half of the video and made me smile every single time. The vaporware / fake 80's aesthetic is nonsensical and absolutely irrelevant to the content or the tone.
Overall score 4 out of 10. I genuinely applaud Keffals for trying to do something outside of his past internet drama and parasocial bullshit, but this isn't going to keep the kittens' or the a-logs' attention for long and it isn't going to attract any normies either.
 
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I'm honestly surprised that Kiwi Farms even shows up on that list in the first place. I'm also guessing "discord.com" means the web browser version of Discord and not the standard, downloaded Discord application.
The Discord app is actually just an Chromium-based (alongside Electron) "app" that's stripped down to just run the website, which is why the hacked clients are as easy to make as they have been since the app first came out, so in this case the combined userbase of Keffals' server plus whaterver servers that the video has been shared in is less than than it is on just a website that he and his fellow troons tried to take down. :story:
 
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Of course I called it. Troons just really don’t want real help or therapy do they? Some psych wards can be kind of shitty, but the one near me is actually quite qualified and safe for people inside. “Yeah, I’m a danger to myself and others very explicitly, but I’m not gonna do anything about cuz that’s just me!” Fucking hate retards like this sometimes, it just makes actually good mental health resources look bad and demonize psych wards which are doing a net good for the most part. I’m not saying they are ALL good, but for the most part people shit on them or fear them with no real knowledge about how they work.
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So he's saying he would prefer to go to a Mexican doctor over a US doctor? And not because of the outlandish medical bills, but because US doctors are worse somehow? Lol okay.
 
WAHHHH KIWIFARMS IS BULLYING ME AGAIN, WAHHHH! THEY'RE GIVING ME YOUTUBE VIEWS NOW! :'(

What a shitty way to treat your fans. Instead of going and asking how they felt about your new video you go into the most obscure fucking analytics on YouTube, off-site views, and find something stupid to cry about. He is literally grabbing a microscope to look for reasons to cry about us at this point.

He had much more reason to cry when his old friend Rinna named him in his suicide note but nahhhhh. That's nothing compared to getting views on your YouTube video from Kiwi Farms.
 
This doesn't feel right. Is this an elaborate hoax to get gofundme bux?


"She was shaking from the pain"

Notice that the suicidal troon supposedly only had dramatic and photogenic and pathos-inducing symptoms. He wasn't drooling or covered in vomit or anything that wouldn't create a nice clean picture of victimhood.

No mention of hospital stay, even though he'd almost certainly be looking at liver damage. Just a vague mention of "medical care" which means more titty skittles. He wrote this himself.

I'll give it to the HSTS troons, they might still be men but they do a reasonably good job of imitating mentally ill teenage girls.
 
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