Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Divine right to rule]

Baby infant child, hes been to Dachau on his honey moon. He talked to a Japanese survivor of Pearl Harbor. He's studied Nazi Germany for "many years" . He understands war far better than you. Sorry you're so stupid.

Every single time some internet retard I am aware of claims to have "studied" a huge topic it is never through regular education or even serious literature.
The reality is that they read wikipedia pages while taking a shit.

An obscure weirdo I followed once claimed to "know a lot of things about WW2 that most don't" and having "studied" history for decades. The detailed knowledge he had was that he knew who Mengele was and discouraged his followers to look into him. He also thought Georgia is still part of Russia.

That's the kind of wiki scholar Patrick is, only a lot more arrogant.

 

[This Machine Milks Cows]

A couple of interesting things from his twitter. He reveals that his father went through the windscreen of his truck.



And he plays the brave freedom fighter telling truth to power and being blocked by Elon Man Bad!

There was confirmation on a recent Nice Podcast Stupid that Boomia is operating the @hildyeric1 account. He stated that his main account had been suspended at a time that this account was suspended.

 

[Maude Snew]

Hannah Gadsby.

You can't fool me that's just Jim Sterling.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

A couple of interesting things from his twitter. He reveals that his father went through the windscreen of his truck.

In the Dilbert comics, there's a character named Topper who has to inject himself in every conversation and say something more incredible. For example, if someone said, "My kid won an award at school," Topper would reply, "My kid won every award at school and graduated college."

That is Patrick. He has to interject in every conversation, and he has to top whatever is being said. So if you say, "I bench 210lbs," he'd reply, "Nice, I bench 250lbs as a warmup personally."

 

[An automatic clown]

Another three tweet reeeeee-ing about daddy trump.


Followed by Patrick Poorcel complaining he wants an edit button. Pay up and you'll get one fatty


Given he admitted Tommy rodeo clowns head is half plastic, I doubt he's gonna make fun of his precious baby boys shitty book after reading.


Beta readers lol

 

[rusty shackleford 1]

lol Pat could plant himself in the middle of town, blast abba, and make a public show of getting fucked in the ass and it still wouldn’t be as gay as being a man in his 40s posting on one social media site about his engagement on another while implying he’s being specifically targeted and throttled.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Beta readers lol

Patrick read it, and he's a beta male, so it counts.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

And he plays the brave freedom fighter telling truth to power and being blocked by Elon Man Bad!

Pat’s delusions of relevance are off the charts. Him claiming in that last video interview that his tweets “make this country a better place to live” is possibly the most unhinged thing he’s said yet, but this is a close second.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

Another three tweet reeeeee-ing about daddy trump.

If there's anyone who knows how to lose in court, its Jennifer

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Another three tweet reeeeee-ing about daddy trump.

How did Trump steal SCOTUS?

 

[askar]

Pat's reddit rage is so kino.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Another three tweet reeeeee-ing about daddy trump.
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This second tweet is hilarious. I would love to read Jennifer attempting to explain this in a way that doesn't hinge on some unspoken entity that can declare anything an "insurrection" somehow.

How did Trump steal SCOTUS?
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Rick does not believe Trump won the 2016 election so his appointing of Justices continued the string of crimes back to the original theft of the Presidency.

I wouldn't be shocked if he actually believes that once semi-popular #RESIST nutter who claimed that Trump's entire Presidency was going to be declared null and void once Mueller finished/Biden took office/Trump goes to prison/whatever excuse is next/etc.

 

[JJLiautaud]

nothing makes me more MATI than a chickenhawk. nearly every last one of them never risked their lives in combat. Bolton, Kristol, etc. They all have contempt for the average american citizen too. I wish we had chickenhawk only drafts.

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Even worse... Read MacNamara's Folly, if you want to see the disastrous consequences for someone else when people pulled shit like this. I know this isn't the "lets rage about fucksticks in government" thread but nothing makes me rage harder than these fucksticks.

Here's the author talking about it.

 

[Maude Snew]

Pat’s delusions of relevance are off the charts. Him claiming in that last video interview that his tweets “make this country a better place to live” is possibly the most unhinged thing he’s said yet, but this is a close second.

Better? I actually have to agree with him there in a sense, his oinking is funny as shit, adding some much needed levity to my day. As long as I don't need to be anywhere in his life it's pretty fucking good.

 

[OtherLastTrainHome]

let's view a couple old memories, fellow kiwis. honestly my favorite part about his tweets are always who he replies to, like @FBI.

and remember, none of us are his blog or a toilet.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Better? I actually have to agree with him there in a sense, his oinking is funny as shit, adding some much needed levity to my day. As long as I don't need to be anywhere in his life it's pretty fucking good.

Yes, he’s definitely brought much entertainment and laughter to our household. We don’t rope the kids into producing Patposting video content à la Dearborn jihadi Boomia Al-Gayed, but enough lore is understood by the kids to make “No, child” a regular response to any question or statement.

Went down a bit of a rabbit hole looking for something in Pat’s Xitter history and stumbled upon some real gems in his archives. (I didn’t remember to grab links and couldn’t be arsed to archive anything on mobile, sorry. )

More TMI from Pat, and validation of the theory that he’s never gotten high:



Here’s a series of shockers:



Tweeting responses to questions nobody asked is “more work” than any of us know.



Nice backhanded compliment, stupid. I took a closer look at the kind of person who finds Pat’s output such a refreshing delight and her Twitter feed is as reasoned and erudite as one would expect:



It’s always fascinating to see Pat congratulating himself for being so urbane and superior to everyone from his home turf. He is every stereotype of a John Oliver disciple stuffed into one very fat debtor:





I’m surprised none of the protestors replied to that last one. Allusions to future doomed lawsuits are such a cock tease.

 

[Judge Holden]

paTulpa project update: Have finally had a cogent dream wherin fat kept trying to steal a package from me and I wound up hunting him on foot through the icy streets of some unidentified alpine village wielding a .22 machine gun, spraying him down to loud squeals of pain but never quite catching up to him because I kept slipping on the ice. He was dressed in nothing but a black bathrobe and I think a pair of what looked to be socks. Then the dream shifted to some elderly couple who found their adopted son was norman bates....not sure what that was about.

let's view a couple old memories, fellow kiwis. honestly my favorite part about his tweets are always who he replies to, like @FBI.

and remember, none of us are his blog or a toilet.



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Honestly the only thing that rivals his stalker child rage xeets are his jawdroppingly self-unaware cringe xeets made to try and get noticed and updooted by consoomer/anti-drumpf xitter.

The fact that sneering "oh chiiiiiiiild" is one of his go to ways of demeaning others when he overtly acts like a morbidly obese middle aged toddler will never cease to amuse me

 

[he who has thus come/gone]

The comedy stylings of Curious George and the Wiggles always seemed more his speed.

Don’t insult the Wiggles like that. Patrick is far too fat to have ever eaten a fruit salad in his life.

And the Wiggles wouldn’t abide threatening to kill a baby.

 

[This Machine Milks Cows]

Yes, Patrick typically provides me with a minimum of 10 minutes of the hardest laughing of the day, day in day out and has made my life somewhat better.
Found this on Owen A. Forrens. Pat makes a tweet both dissing his father and gratuitously insulting someone else. The man is just such an indescribable piece of shit. Why me?



And it appears that there was a truck accident involving a Thomas G. Tomlinson that apparently took place in 1973. This would put him at a credible age to be Pat's father. Thomas G Tomlinson is listed as a relative in Whitepages.



Tomlinson was drunk driving and was treated for a shoulder injury, so it might be a different accident, or just a Porky Pat Porky.

 

[OtherLastTrainHome]

patrick's propensity for lying about his life and his experiences all across his portly existence is just the saddest shit ever. he's such a basket case: the anger, the viciousness, the bitter resentment against anyone and everyone for no real reason... contrasted against the ceaseless self-aggrandizement. compared to a lot of cows with miserable mental illnesses, he's always had the capacity to be something better than this but he just chooses not to. he's so desperate to validate something about himself, and he's not above lying about people closest to him to make himself look more esteemed.

by the time he childs another famous actor i'll forget about any fleeting sympathy i had for him, though and laugh at how doughy his multiple chins are.