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Wil Wheaton cries over Larry David choking a Muppet
Careercow Wil Wheaton + Felicia Day - The "Man" who soy'd the World and the Fakest of Geek Girls, SJW sexual harassment fence-sitters
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Reminder to all reading the above that Will Wheaton is a man in his 50’s.
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Here is a slightly more complete version of the sobbing eunuch's textwall, though sadly not entirely complete
Even Xitter is ripping this manlet apart for his autist fragility and he was on trending barely a minute ago because of everyone laughing at him
EDIT: oh....gawd I just found this pic in the xitter wilds and am unsure of whether to laugh or scream in horror
Either grover is crushing wil's anaemic nutsack with his bare blue hand or wil is deperately fighting the urge to throw the puppet to the floor and assfuck him the way he wishes his daddy did to him
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God what a fucking faggot, how are people like this made? He's not a woman and certainly not a man. The ideal Puer, an undeveloped actual male-child, living in a world of fantasy and naivety. What HAPPENS to delay childhood so severely?
He openly admits to being abused as a child, so was that the triggering incident? Did he learn that adults are unsafe and choose to remain in this undeveloped state for the rest of his life to avoid becoming something so terrible as an abusive father?
I NEED TO KNOW
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The fact he has made "I WAS MUHBUSED AS A CHILD AND IT TWAUMATISED ME SO BAD" his entire personality in the most shallow yet obnoxious way possible along with his general smug scumbag behavior and demeanour makes me believe he is either spinning basic parental discipline as a literal auchwitz or entirely making it the fuck up from scratch/stolen melodrama cliches
Every aspect of his existence screams "spoiled brat who failed to become the superstar he thought himself entitled to be because of his own lack of talent and pissing off everyone around him" which is why he reinvented himself as the "LE KOOKY GOOFY EPIC WHOLESOME KING OF THE NURDS" back in the days of the early internet, and after riding this grift as long as he could he switched to flailing at various boogiemen from gamergate to drumpf, and now that field has become oversaturated he is amping up how much of a special snowflake victim he was because his dad once asked him to stop being such a preening faggot literally every second of the day
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No, I believe he was probably was both extremely sheltered as well as abused resulting in a destructive pattern of overconfidence that also landed him a lot of jobs that gave him status among socially retarded nerds. Fairly standard child actor syndrome.
It's a bit sad, hollywood fucks people up pretty good. He's a very average middle class white soyboy nerd he just has a large audience. You'd be surprised at how many millions of guys exactly like him are out there, just with less recognition and money.
Remember, in nerd culture being the MOST into gay shit like Star Wars and Marvel is a status symbol. So whoever can be the biggest obnoxious faggot is the alpha wolf of the dweebs. I hate oversocialization so much.
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Awwwrite full textwall has been located along with the snarling faggy followup post
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Wesley gets a mention in Red Letter Media's latest Star Trek trivia show. I learned that Ashley Judd was his gf in the show. Man, what a divergence their careers took.
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Every time I reluctantly become aware of this freak's existence again, I'm reminded of how much I despise him. He guest-voiced as Wesley on the last episode of Lower Decks, a show I have come to adore, and I almost had to stop watching (his appearance was mercifully brief).
I wonder when Wesley's gonna have a gay muppet gangbang the same way as Linkara? Hmmmm?
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Glenn Greenwald on the Elmo rant:
“The Star Trek actor and intrepid liberal activist Wil Wheaton posted a screed on Facebook full of rage toward Larry David for viciously assaulting the puppet named Elmo. I debated if it were satire for the first 4 paragraphs. When I realized it wasn't, I didn't want it to end.”
“The Star Trek actor and intrepid liberal activist Wil Wheaton posted a screed on Facebook full of rage toward Larry David for viciously assaulting the puppet named Elmo. I debated if it were satire for the first 4 paragraphs. When I realized it wasn't, I didn't want it to end.”
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So I had to look up this Larry David and Elmo shit... REALLY? This is what Wheaton is fucking crying about now?
These people and Wil Wheaton are fucking stupid.
These people and Wil Wheaton are fucking stupid.
It's because Wesley's more of a Barney-loving baby. Meanwhile, Larry still came out as a chad
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This is also clearly a bit - the offical accounts for Today posted it too, it wasn't like some shocking thing. He's acting like Larry attacked a human being in a dark alleyway or something. I love it.
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This was a planned marketing stunt since the premiere of the final season of Curb Your Enthusiasm just aired (not very funny btw).
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Man children and their attachment to childrens media is viscerally disgusting.
What a soylent cuckold.
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The Valley isn't the only thing that's Hidden.
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There's something wrong with a fictional character being slapped is more offense than a real life person being hurt. Maybe it's because more and more generations who have been overstimulated by popular media that they find it difficult to turn it off and live in the real world.