Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Second Missing Primarch]

This is a playlist of the guy who hasn't moved out of his hometown.

Though I will say it's interesting that he has Ain't No Grave, a song about going up to Heaven, considering fatrick's staunch atheistic stance.

A few other choice songs from the list:

God's Gonna Cut You Down by Johnny Cash--I can just imagine Pat sitting there and listening to this and thinking "yeah, that's right, stalker childs, God--wait, God's not real--I mean, the FBI's gonna cut you down! Enjoy prison, you ramblers, gamblers, and midnight riders!"

Firestarter by The Prodigy (RIP Keef)--This song is absolutely how Pat sees himself, as a dangerous, edgy provocateur who stirs the pot and pisses off all the right people. "I'm the trouble starter, punkin' instigator. I'm the fear-infatuated, danger illustrated. I'm the firestarter, twisted firestarter."

Seven Nation Army--He believes that a seven-nation army couldn't hold him back, and he's right (because he's fat).

Wish You Were Here by Incubus--Probably listened to this a lot while he was seething and coping about Adrienne.

Megalomaniac, also Incubus--He thinks it describes the stalker childs, not noticing that the lyrics fit him perfectly.

A Warrior's Call by Volbeat--This is what he listens to when he's in General Fatton mode or fantasizing about beating up Prongay and Boomia and that kid who stole his lunch money in sixth grade.

Saturday Night's Alright (For Fighting) by Elton John--What he's listening to when talking about all those imaginary barfights he's won against drunk dudebros and Hells Angels or whoever.

In For The Kill by La Roux--He saw that Dredd trailer with the remix and thought it kicked ass. Also this is what he listens to when he's posting what he thinks is another witty, devastating takedown on Xitter or Azul Cielo.

The Sex is Good by Saving Abel and Love Bites (And So Do I) by Halestorm--Forget Barry White, this is what he puts on when he's trying to get Nikki in the mood.

Sherlock Holmes 2009 theme and the Mission Impossible trailer version of Friction by Imagine Dragons--Listens to these when he's writing any scene where his self-insert character does something badass while fantasizing about doing it himself.

 

[LobsterBoy669]

Can we please go back to the time when telling a moron to kill themselves wasn’t considered a “death threat”?

Considering soft skinned faggots (like Pat) consider naughty words on a screen to be LITERAL violence and terrorism, no friend, I think we're well past that point.

 

[Judge Holden]

A few other choice songs from the list:

I just found a Donnie Darko MV set to Mad World in the playlist and a wave of ancient cringe washed over me like a tsunami of stale cum

Let us all pray to our respective deities in thanks to the fact this Portly Fruitbowl never got into anime or we would be finding some real fucking mid 00s AMV nightmares in the deeper depths of the playlist

 

[Second Missing Primarch]

I just found a Donnie Darko MV set to Mad World in the playlist and a wave of ancient cringe washed over me like a tsunami of stale cum

Let us all pray to our respective deities in thanks to the fact this Portly Fruitbowl never got into anime or we would be finding some real fucking mid 00s AMV nightmares in the deeper depths of the playlist

Oh my God, I missed that and now I'm wishing you hadn't pointed it out because the cringe is making my brain cramp up. Of course Pat would have that on there, Donnie Darko is catnip to smug pseudointellectual clowns like him.

 

[Judge Holden]

Uh.....what?

Someone tell Ms Swift's security team they may have another stalker on their hands

Oh my God, I missed that and now I'm wishing you hadn't pointed it out because the cringe is making my brain cramp up. Of course Pat would have that on there, Donnie Darko is catnip to smug pseudointellectual clowns like him.

Well to amble away to more manageable crimge i'll point out how a very large segment of his favorite songs are either trailer songs or covers. Again, cant really cast judgement but it is striking how shallow his tastes are

Also he seems to like K Flay

I will make no further comment *glances nervously at the telescreen*

 

[Chan the Wizard]

In May 2020, Mr Tomlinson’s home was swatted for the first time when two police officers turned up “ready to go” at his home late one night demanding to know where “the children” were.
The swat came soon after stalkers had created a bogus Craigslist advert with Mr Tomlinson’s home address bizarrely claiming that he was kidnapping African-American children, and “grinding them down to make pepperoni”.

I needed that laugh today.

 

[Johnny Salami]

Cease thine STALKER: Shadow of CherNoChild yapping, fatrick is back on xitter and six minutes ago he revealed that a britbong clickbait outlet wrote a fawning textwall article about him

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[Judge Holden]

I needed that laugh today.

What makes it better is this is like the dozenth time he has pushed this story in interviews and articles and such. He even shrieked about it while being hogtied by the cops in that "cruelly leaked audio"

For some strange reason he just cant get his mind off the pepperoni(g)

 

[Slav Power]

His youtube account has another playlist on it which suggests his musical likes

https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL28FD3462F6E6893E

They include

Red Hot Chilli Peppers
Nickelback
Linkin Park
Foo Fighters
Marylin Manson
Muse
Korn
Coldplay
Alien Ant Farm
Nine Inch Nails

Ya know......I aint really qualified to judge even a literal, physical, mental, emotional, gastronomical, spiritual, and philosophical pig about his music tastes as my own interest in music has plenty of shit that can be mocked or sneered at......but this just screams "cliche consoomer tunes" at me. Im surprised there isnt Maroon 5 on the list

lol, the Korn songs are all from like 2010, so long after the nu metal craze died down and Korn started to mellow out. He'd probably cry if he listened to "Daddy" from their debut album.

The Nine Inch Nails song are all mild shit, nothing from Broken or The Downward Spiral. An instrumental track from The Fragile and Less Than.

There isn't even a single Slipknot song on there, and you'd expect to see at least Psychosocial on there, because he sure as hell never heard S/T or Iowa tracks. If his tastes are too bland for even Psychosocial then lol, I thought my taste in nu metal was bad.

The most based picks on that list are Powerman 5000 songs. The lead singer, Spider One? That's Rob Zombie's brother. Good shit.

Also, there's Finger Eleven - Paralyzer. That one song that used to be on all the videos on YouTube right beside Drowning Pool - Bodies and 009 Sound System tracks. He unironically likes a mundane song that most people don't even know the title of.

 

[Mussolini’s Merkin]

Because as I have speculated many times before, the entirety of the Milwaukee PD has fallen madly in love with Fatrick and thus take any excuse to all ride out in the SWAT truck to kick down his door and all take turns fucking him the ass right there on the hovel floor. They know fully well the swat calls are fake, but so long as they keep coming in they keep getting authorisation to run a train on the shrieking and sobbing pig man of their dreams

My ongoing theory is that Fatrick is an initiation rite for rookie cops, like asking the new guy to find the plank stretcher. Everyone has to go and witness his feminine flailing and screeching, then they go back to the department and have a good laugh about the whole affair.
In all seriousness though, it appears that almost all of these SWATTTINGs are actually wellness checks, with no actual interaction with Fatrick. However, that simply does not fit with his apocalyptic mindset, so every interaction is a life of death ordeal. SWATTTING is gay and retarded, but Fatrick blows it out of proportion.

Also, what is it with Fatrick and blowing his load so early in the year? We've already had one Quasi payment and now a jurnoscum tabloid article. It's like he is trying to lose his chance at Lolcow of the Year. Come on, Fatrick, we know you read the Farms, spread out these moments a little so we can ride the fat wave all the way to December.

 

[Dire Dire Cocks]

SWATting is a buzzword now, and people have got to realize that. It’s why Fatrick can just run to any news station, say “hey I got swatted gib attention pls!” and they’ll run a trillion stories about it without context at all.

 

[keytar]

Also, what is it with Fatrick and blowing his load so early in the year? We've already had one Quasi payment and now a jurnoscum tabloid article. It's like he is trying to lose his chance at Lolcow of the Year. Come on, Fatrick, we know you read the Farms, spread out these moments a little so we can ride the fat wave all the way to December.

Yeah he was tremendous for the first 2/3 of last year, then dropped off and let Rackets cuck him for the Lolcow award. You'd think an accomplished author would know how to pace things better.

 

[Judge Holden]

It’s why Fatrick can just run

Imma stop you right there.

The only time in human history where Man of Pig was recorded to run was when he accidentally ate a bag of meth and the small Laotian child he had chained in his basement escaped.

 

[LGHDR+]

You'd think an accomplished author would know how to pace things better.

Well, he sure can't pace his caloric intake...

 

[Tablet County]

Imagine Dragons

I know his music tastes were basic but this is a new low for piggy.

 

[Associate Rick]

quick question: what crime is he referring to? bold move to accuse an entire PD of being accessories to any crime... like this is Reacher season 1.

This is Ricks show now, stalker children beware, you'll be enjoying prison by the end of season 1.

How many god damn motherfucking times does a guy need to be swatted before the pigs in blue simply stop responding to calls that are obviously fake?

The majority of so called SWATtings to Ricks house are either wellness checks, the cops giving him a call or leaving a card in his letter box, one of the brothermen pointed out that the example he gives of the 47th time was marked as a wellness check.

https://pfgforums.com/threads/the-pigdependent-meet-patrick-s-tomlinson-the-most-%E2%80%98swatted%E2%80%99-man-in-america.51004/#post-1156450

 

[Mussolini’s Merkin]

Imma stop you right there.

The only time in human history where Man of Pig was recorded to run was when he accidentally ate a bag of meth and the small Laotian child he had chained in his basement escaped.
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These are your delusions stalker, the napalm was actually an experiment to quick cook a new strain of pepperoni. A sad failure. Await the knock

 

[Judge Holden]

These are your delusions stalker, the napalm was actually an experiment to quick cook a new strain of pepperoni. A sad failure. Await the knock

Napalm Sticks to Child

 

[John_Smith]

So many lies in that article. The journoscum did not do one whit of research. For example, If it had viewed the video of the stalker-child 'vandalizing' the bike, it would have realized who the vandal was. Jennifer of course.

That music list is sad. Nine Inch Nails is okay, but two things. Johnny Cash's cover of "Hurt" is far better than the original, and IIRC, Trent Reznor acknowledges this. NIN covered "Dead Souls": they did not originate it. That would be Joy Division, an infinitely superior band to anything on Jennifer's list.

The Em Pee Dee has most certainly flagged Jennifer as troublesome ( there is a LE database for this, I cannot recall what it is called) and it comes up everytime LE responds to a call to the Tomlinson Estate. Jennifer, with his unremitting truculence, has guaranteed that the police will always arrive hostile. If he is pulled over for speeding or some other violation, he will get the same treatment. I suspect at least one of them is hoping Jennifer actually puts hands on an officer-- it would be a female officer that he punches --so that they can get away with giving Jennifer the beat-down which he deserves.

I wonder when Quasi intends to domesticate the next judgement. I bet he was surprised that Jennifer settled this one so quickly, or Nikki did behinds her Pig's back. Two more? the Google quash and one other?

 

[Judge Holden]

I wonder when Quasi intends to domesticate the next judgement. I bet he was surprised that Jennifer settled this one so quickly, or Nikki did behinds her Pig's back. Two more? the Google quash and one other?

Not sure if im just terminally autistic or if the fifth of a bottle of Green Pot Whiskey (brettygud Irish Whiskey, real nice apple notes) has dulled my senses but I read this as "I wonder when Quasi intends to domesticate Patrick" and I got the mental image of a tradwife Fatrick and this troubles me greatly