Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[tZir]

that girl was acting peak girly teen girl with a girly teen girl crush. Like, I'm sorry. you can bag those Ds under a gazillion binders, wear the baggiest ugliest clothes to hide your form, cut your hair short because "only men do it" in tranny land, and most likely ruin your looks with a few facial piercings. Running after your crush did something that hurt you, having your girls send you "omg gurl you ok? he was soooo rude and he so doesnt deserve you and you're, like, a queen and you could do so much betteeeeeeer derr" messages, and literally cry and not think twice about pouring your heart out is PEAK girl behavior. something you can only experience with female socialization and being treated as a girl. what's next, crying about it in the bathroom with your girls while fixing your nose ring and binder? venting it out on a journal (this is the closest, to be fair)?

that girl is young and all, but SOMEONE has to tell her you can't be like "I'm a he" and then act like oyu've listened to 600 taylor swift songs.

 

[basedman]

View attachment 5704571
View attachment 5704503
Who just shows off their friend's nasty herpes sore when ebegging on their behalf?

Unlike Reddit, Tumblr allows posts soliciting donations, but it's very rare to see a photo of the troon in the post. They're usually titled something like "Help a Queer Black Enby Jewish Trans Woman Escape an Abusive Situation" and provide venmo and paypal links, and sometimes they showcase shitty drawings and beg for someone to comission them at prices that are too high for the quality of art they show off.

Many tumblr users have blacklisted the words Venmo and Paypal in an attempt to clear their dashboard of shameless e-beggers, and the troons want to make sure their posts aren't filtered out, so they always spell them wrong or add extra characters.

I always feel bad for the helpless animals in these situations.

But holy shit, is that really the best pic they had? Why not mention the debilitating herpes (and aids) in the beg post?

 

[rusty shackleford 1]

Are they maybe just much more common in the USA?

In the southern US, ma’am, sir, etc are used often. Not sure about the rest of burgerland but here you can definitely expect to get a gendered word in your greeting or send off. Or like if you’re trying to get someone’s attention, most people down here will default to, “excuse me sir/ma'am”.

 

[GethPrime]

I suspect that in the Religion of Peace "a woman who imitates men" is simply a woman protesting against being sold as chattel, so not that big of an own, really.

Not to get too off topic, but Islam has many teachings and customs which support, or mandate, the freeing of slaves, and early Islam expanded women's rights. Muhammad's first wife was an independent merchant, successful in her own right. For that matter, Muhammad personally freed all the slaves which he bought or was gifted, and slaves were guaranteed rights of food, shelter, and merciful treatment under Islamic law. Of course people have always fallen short of these laws, but the same has occurred in every civilization throughout history.

And no, the hadith is explicitly about crossdressers and faggots, because Muhammad knew the danger these perverts pose to society; he even clarified that if a man were born with some feminine inclinations, that is okay, but if a man actively tries to imitate women, he is cursed (and vice versa for women). But if you want to twist it to justify your own ignorant words, feel free.

 

[Super Dilator Duel 3D]

In the southern US, ma’am, sir, etc are used often. Not sure about the rest of burgerland but here you can definitely expect to get a gendered word in your greeting or send off. Or like if you’re trying to get someone’s attention, most people down here will default to, “excuse me sir/ma'am”.

Not to mention the possibility that the clerk could be using these words specifically as an act of defiance when they realize they’re speaking to a tranny. Not very likely, admittedly, but it can definitely happen.

Really, the correct approach is to just assume you’re being lied to as soon as the troon speaks. Their entire identities revolve around deception and being an innocent victim is the best thing in the world to them. Any story they tell you is going to be at least slightly exaggerated.

This is what I did for trans-identified co-workers. A lot of sentence structure gymnastics, but worth it.
I don't have to lie, but I also can't be accused of being rude.

The best part is that it’s as effective (if not more) as being outwardly hostile. Using a troon’s preferred pronouns gives them a hit of dopamine and probably turns them on, so I refuse to do that no matter what it takes. Being openly defiant denies them that hit, but it can also fuel their victim complex (“EVIL TRANSPHOBE NAZI KAREN LITERALLY MISGENDERED ME”) and opens up the possibility of retaliation through complaining to your higher-ups. Total neutrality denies them both the pleasures of affirmation and victimhood while also giving you an out just in case they decide to try and ruin your life.

These are the kinds of tips you only learn by grinding to become a high-level transmisia enjoyer, by the way. Try this next time you’re forced to engage with a troon. I promise it’ll be worth the awkward phrasing.

 

[FarmVille]

I've found one of the best ways to piss off online troons is to write "Eww, toxic masculinity" under their spergposts.

What kind of faggot interacts with online troons?

 

[Peaches Demure]

but if you want to twist it to justify your own ignorant words, feel free.

Dude, you're on KF.

You're about as convincing as that pooner imam.

Funniest post all day, though.

 

[GethPrime]

Forgot to post the Imam's photo.

View attachment 5704463

I took a look and their website and... wow. There's several paragraphs fellating this Jew woman's ego, and very little in the way of theology or anything religious, unless by "religion" you mean worshiping this ladybeard.

They have this thing which they call the "Rahmani Order", which seems to be a sort of fascimile of a Sufi order. If you're not familiar with Sufism, they generally have lineages of teaching where their leader (the pir or murshid) was taught by another pir, and so on and so forth, in such a way that you can trace the lineage of mentorship back centuries, or even millennia, with most Sufi orders tracing their lineage back to Muhammad and his companions. This alleged order has no lineage, and the ladybeard imam does not even claim anyone taught her. She just figured it all out, apparently.

Another aspect is that the pir or murshid is typically very humble and selfless. I mean, they're mystic teachers. If someone goes around talking about how great they are, that's a bright red flag.

It all seems like one huge ego-grift to me, if not something more sinister, as she seems very eager to recruit "LGBT2IA Muslims" to her fakeshit order.

Also, they have fugly AI art, which is extra funny to me because Islamic art traditionally avoids depicting people in favor of geometric designs. It's not even high-quality AI generation, the "Arabic" lettering on the side is gibberish. You'd think such a great and enlightened imam would do a little better. Does this kike know anything at all about Islam, or is she just trying to subvert it for the gendercult?

 

[behindyourightnow]

Notice that the pooner is still in the closet because she is “afraid of being humiliated”. Which shows what nonsense it is, when we’re being told that troons need to be met with respect and compassion. NOPE! If the fear of being humiliated is what keeps this chick from lopping off her tits and getting irreversible changes, then I say humiliate away. She’ll (likely) eventually grow out of it.

I think this is a core problem. People try to tiptoe around troons because they think it's a nice thing to do. But it's far "nicer" to humiliate them in the short term than it is to allow them to spend their whole lives humiliating themselves pretending to be the opposite sex.

If a girl starts talking about trooning out, the best course of action is to laugh at her, tell her she'd make an absolutely pathetic "man" and that people will mock her behind her back for the rest of her life. Continue to ridicule until she moves on. It's cruel in the short term, but it's not as cruel as letting her chop her tits off and spend her life whining about how no one on Grindr respects her as a genuine gay man.

 

[Susanna]

In the southern US, ma’am, sir, etc are used often. Not sure about the rest of burgerland but here you can definitely expect to get a gendered word in your greeting or send off. Or like if you’re trying to get someone’s attention, most people down here will default to, “excuse me sir/ma'am”.

That strikes me as fairly bizarre. To me addressing someone as "sir" is a gesture of submission, if I were told to do so as a courtesy to customers or guests I'd react as negatively as I would if someone expected me to call them "milord". I guess I'm just too much of a freedom-loving communist.

I think this is a core problem. People try to tiptoe around troons because they think it's a nice thing to do. But it's far "nicer" to humiliate them in the short term than it is to allow them to spend their whole lives humiliating themselves pretending to be the opposite sex.

If a girl starts talking about trooning out, the best course of action is to laugh at her, tell her she'd make an absolutely pathetic "man" and that people will mock her behind her back for the rest of her life. Continue to ridicule until she moves on. It's cruel in the short term, but it's not as cruel as letting her chop her tits off and spend her life whining about how no one on Grindr respects her as a genuine gay man.

Contrary to what you'd believe of a kiwi farmer, I actually have three tranny friends. I don't indulge them even one bit, and I think that's what makes it work. There's more than enough examples of troons making their trans identity their whole personality in this thread, which seems sad because aforementioned friends are genuinely nice and interesting to talk to.

It's probably just selection bias, though. They have personalities and interests, and so there's no need for me to feed into their fantasies, and if that hadn't been the case we just wouldn't have been friends to begin with.

 

[Geraldine]

Does this kike know anything at all about Islam, or is she just trying to subvert it for the gendercult?

Or just doing schtick?

---

Back on track ...

Too fat to get his dick cut off.
Link - Archive

Too fat but not alone. Here's the best comment according to Reddit karma.

Some solace for fatty.
Maybe you're too fat to lose your dick, but you're never too fat to lose your balls.

 

[SnergenFlergen]

It’s amazing how, without photos, it’s so easy to pick out mtf just by their writing. They are just so aggressive in a non-female way.

Even their diction betrays them.

I can't even imagine the level of mental gymnastics these people must undertake in order to convince themselves that they're female despite the fact that they look male, act male, talk male, pursue male hobbies, have a dick and balls, have a man's understanding of women's fashion/makeup, are nearly all attracted to women, resort to aggression in confrontations like a male, have a dick and balls, etc etc ad nauseam.

This, to me, is the greatest quandary of the troon- the way these people carry on like men in every single quantifiable and anatomical way and yet are utterly and completely convinced that they're women. There isn't a single piece of objective evidence to back it up, a mountain of irrefutable evidence to the contrary, yet still they willingly (gleefully, even) turn themselves into eunuchs because of this impulse. There isn't a quantity of money or a force on this earth that would convince me to castrate myself, yet we are currently living adjacent to an epidemic of people doing it to themselves willingly.

I'm no tinfoil hat wearer, but the speed and efficiency of this endemic self-removal from the gene pool has me wondering if some hostile external influence isn't at play here.

 

[DopeAddictKittenV2]

In the southern US, ma’am, sir, etc are used often. Not sure about the rest of burgerland but here you can definitely expect to get a gendered word in your greeting or send off. Or like if you’re trying to get someone’s attention, most people down here will default to, “excuse me sir/ma'am”.

Even up here near Detroit it's very much the same. Retail workers usually will say, "excuse me ma'am" to get a woman's attention, or "Have a nice day, man!" At the end of an interaction. Even BIGGER gender mentioning offenders are someone I haven't seen mentioned yet... Little old black ladies! They will call every single young woman in their vicinity "Babygirl" "Honey" or "Sugar"

 

[Peaches Demure]

@snov

I think it has to do with his English is structured as a language. In Russian, we have ты (singular second person "you" pronoun) used for casual interaction with people you're on a first name basis with and вы (plural pronoun) used to address someone formally. English only has "you", so they've had to adapt their speech around that to differentiate "casual" from "formal".

If you worked in retail, would you ask a customer "вам помочь?" or "тебе помочь?" if you didn't already know them?

(I'm ethnically Russian but I wasn't raised in Russia, FYI)

 

[GettrGriftr]

>Cis lesbians dominate the entire rest of the fucking internet.
The only way I can even make sense of that is to assume "the entire rest of the internet" is just his favorite pornsites. And they're his favorites because he doesn't have to look at troons there.

It also could be simple lazy thinking/argument, y'know, regurgitating the whole shop worn "(men, whites, straights, et al.) belong EVERYWHERE, so until we do too, you can't belong here!"

We heard it over and over again from activists (feminists, negroes, gays) justifying why  their overt acts of discrimination was good and just while their enemies' discrimination was evil and bad and (insert some form of -ist or -phobe here).

 

[Nanashi no kiwi]

Some solace for fatty.
Maybe you're too fat to lose your dick, but you're never too fat to lose your balls.

Which, ironically, will make him gain weight more easily, which will only make it harder for him to get his BMI down low enough to get cleared for stinkditch installation.

Then again, if they weren't the all-time masters of self-defeating life decisions, they wouldn't be trannies.

 

[Evilronald]

“I’m afraid I don’t have ‘girl brain.’” That’s because you don’t and that’s the last vestiges of your sanity trying to pull you back. “Why would a boy ever think that.” Because they’re a mentally ill boy who needs someone to cut down the internet and beat the trans out of them. I hadn’t realized it until today but troons really do have “Peter Pan Syndrome.” It’s why they want “girlhood” and don’t actually even want to be a woman. It’s not just because they think that is the most desirable time of a woman’s life, but also because they don’t want grow up and be a man.

 

[Standardized Profile]

Pooner needs help selecting a purse:


I went to the ICU, almost died, am currently on medication, and the underlying problem is still not resolved. Walking up stairs will kill me. But enough about that, let me get straight to the point:


A change from the usual story of the MTF crushing the opposition:

Well you had to give up sports, but at least everyone recognizes


From a dating advice thread:

It must be so hard for someone who lives authentically to be surrounded by all those manipulators and liars.

This was very confusing:


I thought a TERF would be more like, well, this:

The TERF segue was a little forced. I don't really think her advice is radical, it's just common sense. "No, it makes so much more sense for me to be a man!"

I wonder if this is the one who fixates on Butters:

 

[TismFarmer]

They're also incorrect.
Most trans women DO have perfectly intact and functional genitals, that's part of what makes them so sexually dangerous.

 

[gampboonerisms]

This works in English, but in languages like Russian you basically can't do that. The gender of a subject affects words other than direct pronouns. "She's fat" for example is она жирная, while "he's fat" becomes он жирный. Он and она are he and she, while жир is fat. And because жир takes on the masculine or feminine form when used as an adjective, even if I simply skip the pronoun it'll still be clear who the subject is. This also applies in first and second person. Of course the local culture is such that I can correctly gender troons all day without much risk.

What I always question about "I was misgendered today! " stories is whether anything actually happened. I spent a year in England, and words like "sir" or "madam" or "miss" seemed very uncommon outside formal situations. I was pretty much exclusively addressed as either "you" or just my name. Are they maybe just much more common in the USA?

In the southern US, ma’am, sir, etc are used often. Not sure about the rest of burgerland but here you can definitely expect to get a gendered word in your greeting or send off. Or like if you’re trying to get someone’s attention, most people down here will default to, “excuse me sir/ma'am”.

Yeah no absolutely. I graduated hs in 2006 and it was instilled in me that the yes ma'ams and no sirs were a no contest question. Im on the west coast now, and when i meet new people in my company they are always like "oh you don't have to call me 'sir'". The answer is always "no, i really do. It is my culture, my nature, and my grandmother will roll in her grave if i dont."
the south has a culture and im waiting for the day someone tries to 'its maam' to me. ITS MY CULTURE YOU FUCKY TRANNY