Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Thumb Butler]

Or Franz Kafka if he was grotesquely fat.

One morning, as Patrick Sean Tomlinson was waking up from anxious dreams, he discovered that in bed he had been changed into a monstrous pig.

 

[Sneedfully and Peacefully]

Nitter is barely working anymore but I was able to see at least two tweets and a retweet of some sort of "Biden is so old that Trump..." thing, like a yo mama joke I guess, that Pat's been posting as well as others. He's probably got like five or more of them out and they're all probably unfunny and fat. Of course at the revelation Joe Bobo is maybe not all there Pat and other insane progs dig in their heels and double down that he's not mentally deficient by trying to do shitty whatsboutism humor.

Kiwis I'm so tired of this election cycle.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Also to satisfy his fetish

>Be Patrick
>Be a fat faggot with bitch tits
>Desperately want big, muscular men to rail me
>Idea.bmp
>Call a SWAT on myself
>Cops kick in the door
>Show up wearing only a bathrobe
>Faucet dick hanging out for all to see
>Get handcuffed by big burly men
>So far so good
>Get led outside
>Wait
>They're not laying pipe
>They're arresting me!
>rage.mp3

(Okay but seriously, don't SWAT Patrick. One ragepig recording is more than enough.)

Nitter is barely working anymore

It was disabled this past January as part of Elon's crackdowns on bots and guest accounts.

 

[Maude Snew]

Nitter is barely working anymore but I was able to see at least two tweets and a retweet of some sort of "Biden is so old that Trump..." thing, like a yo mama joke I guess, that Pat's been posting as well as others. He's probably got like five or more of them out and they're all probably unfunny and fat. Of course at the revelation Joe Bobo is maybe not all there Pat and other insane progs dig in their heels and double down that he's not mentally deficient by trying to do shitty whatsboutism humor.

Kiwis I'm so tired of this election cycle.

Well it's the same shit as last time and the time before but at least this time I'm gonna get some very funny but also fucking retarded takes from Pol Pat over here.

 

[lindsayfan]

Can we please go back to the time when telling a moron to kill themselves wasn’t considered a “death threat”?

slightly OT but this triggers me because i agree telling people to kill themselves is an absolutely crucial freedom. any forum in which it's disallowed is fucked, which of course means 99% of the internet these days.

it's one of the reasons KF is so important-- despite being (necessarily, imo) moderated, it hasn't succumbed to the constantly increasing censorship that's now so normalized a whole generation is growing up saying shit like "unalived"

patrick is fat

 

[Something Awful]

Nitter is barely working anymore but I was able to see at least two tweets and a retweet of some sort of "Biden is so old that Trump..." thing, like a yo mama joke I guess, that Pat's been posting as well as others.

Use https://twiiit.com instead of Nitter directly. It's not perfect, since Twitter is still limiting it, but works better than nitter.net.

Rick latched on to that dumb joke since he saw some guy get lots of likes for it.



How did it work out for Rick? Not so well.



It's because Elon Musk is personally suppressing his tweets, of course.

 

[WelperHelper99]

Use https://twiiit.com instead of Nitter directly. It's not perfect, since Twitter is still limiting it, but works better than nitter.net.

Rick latched on to that dumb joke since he saw some guy get lots of likes for it.

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How did it work out for Rick? Not so well.

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It's because Elon Musk is personally suppressing his tweets, of course.

Pat thinks he's funny. Now that's hilarious.

 

[AnOminous]

to be fair, if you get an actual swat team busting down your door after smashing your windows to throw flashbangs inside, that's really fucked up
but i get the feeling that pat's millions of swattings are just the cops knocking at his door, asking a few questions, then leaving again

The only one with any action was probably the one we saw where he had his tiny dick hanging out and was squealing angrily at the cops, who amazingly managed to resist the urge to beat the fuck out of him like the little bitch he is.

 

[Maude Snew]

Rick latched on to that dumb joke since he saw some guy get lots of likes for it.

Let me try one.

Joe Biden is so old that Patrick S Tomlinson hasn't been able to find a publisher after all his lifetime book sales combined haven't gotten into the five digits.

 

[AnOminous]

You'd think that even if "the most swatted man in America" was completely retarded( and he is) local and federal law enforcement would realize that it's a waste of money to send squad cars to his house every time and would just install a nanny cam security system so that they could just check on him remotely whenever they get a call. Really makes you think.

Well they have and they don't send squad cars. Almost all his so-called "swattings" are just a phone call. The only thing resembling a real swatting was the faucet dick pig rage episode where the cops acted in a completely restrained manner despite Pat being obviously severely mentally ill, retarded, belligerent, and extremely fat.

 

[Rick's Beef Wellington]

Let me try one.

Joe Biden is so old that Patrick S Tomlinson hasn't been able to find a publisher after all his lifetime book sales combined haven't gotten into the five digits.

Joe Biden is so old that Patrick S. Tomlinson Tweeted that he and his second, better wife both have Herpes.

 

[Irene and 22 others]

The irony.

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I love that he assumes everyone knows every detail of his story (even random teenagers on Twitter).

This adds further evidence that Jenny is a fat retard and never fully developed a theory of mind.

Pat acts like this because he believes that he knows everything (see any of the series of tweets on cars, space travel, the military, or anything really where Pat acts as though he's an expert on the subject) and doesn't understand that other people don't have the same information, beliefs, or desires that he does. It doesn't occur to him that strangers on the internet aren't in full possession of the same warped set of thoughts that Pat himself operates on.

This leads me to further suspect that his propensity for calling everyone child is merely a form of projection and a coping mechanism on his part to reassure himself that's he's not developmentally stunted and is in fact mentally operating at the level of a toddler.

 

[AnOminous]

Joe Biden is so old that Patrick S Tomlinson hasn't been able to find a publisher after all his lifetime book sales combined haven't gotten into the five digits.

Joe Biden is so old that Patrick Tomlinson is really fat.

 

[Second Missing Primarch]

Joe Biden is so old that Patrick S Tomlinson still has to finish paying Quasi.

 

[Judge Holden]

This adds further evidence that Jenny is a fat retard and never fully developed a theory of mind.

Pat acts like this because he believes that he knows everything (see any of the series of tweets on cars, space travel, the military, or anything really where Pat acts as though he's an expert on the subject) and doesn't understand that other people don't have the same information, beliefs, or desires that he does. It doesn't occur to him that strangers on the internet aren't in full possession of the same warped set of thoughts that Pat himself operates on.

This leads me to further suspect that his propensity for calling everyone child is merely a form of projection and a coping mechanism on his part to reassure himself that's he's not developmentally stunted and is in fact mentally operating at the level of a toddler.

The brotherman in the infamous "fat faggot with bitchtits" call hit the nail on the head when he said that fatrick acts like this because his mother raised him to think he was uniquely special and gifted compared to all the other kids, and likely is the direct source of what Jawsh of Moon described as his "edwardian british nanny act" when nochilding either on the phone or IRL or on Xitter, as this was likely how she either treated him whenever he took a shit in the kitchen because he was too busy eating to go to the bathroom, or how she instructed him to treat what must have been literal legions of grade school/high school/college/workplace "bullies" who would dare to take issue with fatrick acting like such an obnoxious faggot around them

Everything about his nostalkerchildprison act just oozes smugfuck middle aged white woman who thinks shes in a position of authority, which given his mother was IIRC a child psychologist for a local school fits the profile perfectly

 

[Anti Snigger]

Joe Biden is so old that seething non-sequitur about Trump

 

[Pedophobe]

I like that they picked a really smug and retarded photo of him.

That was probably inadvertent.

 

[Maude Snew]

That was probably inadvertent.

That's just the only kind there is.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

>Be Patrick
>Be a fat faggot with bitch tits
>Desperately want big, muscular men to rail me
>Idea.bmp
>Call a SWAT on myself
>Cops kick in the door
>Show up wearing only a bathrobe
>Faucet dick hanging out for all to see
>Get handcuffed by big burly men
>So far so good
>Get led outside
>Wait
>They're not laying pipe
>They're arresting me!
>rage.mp3

Pat was jealous of Jonathan Yaniv for all the EMTs showing up every week to pull his fat tranny ass out of the bathtub.

 

[Something Awful]

I know suing for defamation is hard in the U.S., but maybe that guy should give it a shot, because saying he understands something "just as well as" Pat is just brutal. Nigga thinks getting knocked out 46 times makes him Mike Tyson. There are African children who'd think "Swat Ting" is an American superhero who lives in a "swat", and still they'd have more of a clue than Pat does.