Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[Super Dilator Duel 3D]

If someone said hi to me in the bathroom and immediately went to go cry, I'd be disturbed. The fact that he stood outside in the hall for twenty minutes first is also creepy as fuck.

But they totally don't want to invade female spaces for Internet points at all guys!!! Right????

>be regular woman
>trying to use public restroom and get out
>entire time hear a nasally, shaky breathing outside the door
>door finally opens, it’s a 6’3 350lb neckbeard in a frilly skirt and stretched little girl’s clothing with poorly dyed, greasy neon hair
>stares uncomfortably at me while I’m washing my hands
>mumbles out “h-hi…” barely loud enough to realize he said anything
>uncomfortably greet him in return so he doesn’t rape me on the spot
>he immediately does the virgin speedwalk into a nearby stall
>begins loudly weeping and moaning while the discord notification sound plays multiple times a second
>finish washing hands, sprint out of bathroom
>not allowed to say anything about it or I’ll lose my job

The kids are alright. The younger ones are naturally rebelling against super pozzed millennials. Also anecdotal, but I don’t know anyone around 30 who’d vote for Biden. It’s either: “Fuck em, it’s all the same!” Or Trump all the way.

I think zoomers get a bad rap, especially on the Farms. Yeah, there are a lot of retarded ones and those retards are a very loud group, but trust me when I say that if you spend enough time around zoomers you’ll realize they’re as sick of this shit as everyone else. The kids are naturally going to rebel, and right now that equates to openly calling wokeness retarded. Kiwis that work in education (outside of LA/NYC/Oregon shitholes) could probably back me up on this one.

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Welcome to troonhood, faggot. Enjoy the lack of sensation and constant dull pain, it’ll be all you have to look forward to for the next 6 months until you hang yourself.

Where does the “my nerves will reconnect and wake up any day now” idea come from? I first prominently heard it from Kevin Gibes, who has been saying the same thing for years after getting his stinkditch installed. Is this something they come up with out of cope-fueled denial that they’ve permanently removed their ability to feel sexual pleasure or is it told to them by black market doctors? Or both?

 

[Sneed Chuckson]

Even funnier than outright misgendering is what I prefer to do; not using pronouns at all. When I talk to an obvious troon, I go out of my way not to use he/she/they when describing them. For instance, I was checking out at the store recently with a troon cashier and his normal coworker. I referred to the troon as “the other cashier” instead of “he/she” or “that man/woman” it makes them visibly seethe so fucking hard and it has enough plausible deniability that you’ll never be confronted on it ever and if you are, you’ll always appear in the right. Sometimes it makes conversations near a troon sound a little more stilted and awkward on my end, but it’s worth the funny. Besides, you faggots brought it on yourselves trying to force me to speak in a certain way.

I do this too. If they ever dare to call you out for it, say you use gender neutral language. They know what you're doing but they can't prove it beyond doing something insane like "CALL ME SHE RIGHT NOW"

 

[AfghanBlue]

"Next, please."

Or just sit there and wait for the queue to move forward.

Yep.
"stress sigh"

 

[tZir]

This post made me sick to my stomach. Pure evil.

https://x.com/judgementshae/status/1755711827017621662 https://archive.is/2rc0A
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yes, because women are only women when they take a cock up their hole and aren't bigger than the average man. ONLY way to be a woman.
fucking vile. then these dumbass delulu troonies dare say it's a fucking satanic panic and nooobody is transing anyone who's not troon. okay, then what is this?

the dude calling this twink "a woman" because he takes it up the ass and isn't 6'0 is unironically very manly. women are only good for their holes and what pleasure they can provide to men, you failed as a man so you might as well become a woman and expand the market of dicks in you, you should go on estrogen to look like a woman and appeal to men. very dick centric. very MANLY. uuugh, I can already feel his burly arms and thick beard as he tells him this.

fucking degenerate MALE.

 

[The Morning Visitor]

I do this too. If they ever dare to call you out for it, say you use gender neutral language. They know what you're doing but they can't prove it beyond doing something insane like "CALL ME SHE RIGHT NOW"

They know what you're doing because your language is carefully handpicked to signal that you know what they're doing. You're informing them that they stand out from people you'd normally call "she" and in turn clocking them in the politest way possible. You are playing by the rules and still refusing to play their games. Their enemy isn't a horrible bigot spitting "tranny" and "groomer" in their face, just a polite citizen that doesn't want any part in their identity games, and they can't be openly upset about it.

Spergs on here will say that modifying all language around them to be gender neutral is a form of capitulation, but it's a much greater mindfuck for them than being confrontational.

 

[Hassou Tobi]

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I had to look up this regard…

 

[Mitt Doggy Dogg]

I had to look up this regard…
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Is there something special about a "bush"? I don't understand why he's whining most females keep that trimmed in current year is there something they are weirdly fetishizing about it?

This post made me sick to my stomach. Pure evil.

What the fuck he he trying to say with your a bottom and take dick so your already 25% woman?

Wow. Going to weep in a bathroom stall seems like a totally normal thing to do. I'm sure that woman wasn't concerned at all by this behavior.

Is it just me or does going to the bathroom take up a lot more of these peoples day than a normal person? But could you imagine being the normal person finishing up when this weirdo comes in and starts crying lmfao

 

[TyrasGuard]

I had to look up this regard…

If I was his Ex, I would first congratulate myself on dodging a massive bullet and also congratulate myself on discombabulating this man to the point where he trooned out.

 

[Neko GF]

Twitter Troon moment:

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Spoiler: The Replies

> Admit that it's a fetish
> Get dunked on
> Respond with unfunny meme and e-begging

 

[Rick The Stick]

Twitter Dump:

Twitter Troon moment:
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> Admit that it's fetish
> Get dunked on
> Respond with unfunny meme and e-begging

Doesn't matter. They got the attention they wanted and they can spin it as a bunch of EVIL TRANSPHOBES SEETHING like these fucking freaks always do. No amount of truth bombs, no amount og endless comments dunking on them will change their delusional world view. These people are lost causes.

 

[Geraldine]

Is it just me or does going to the bathroom take up a lot more of these peoples day than a normal person?

Being a troon fucks up urinary function big time.

 

[lurker2newfag]

I'm a regular man, and I've been "misgendered" (if you can even call it that) a few times. Usually by people over the phone or someone slips and says ma'am by mistake. Like you said, it doesn't bother me in the slightest. I have maybe one whole second where I think to myself "do I sound like a woman?" before I just shrug and go about my day. It means absolutely nothing to me, because I don't need to have my "identity" validated. I don't "identify" as a man, I am a man.

The tranny's insistence on using the correct pronouns is not meant to convince all of us. It's meant to convince them. They are so insecure in their own self-identity that they need external validation from others. This is why they chimp out so hard at being "misgendered." They know it's all a ruse.

I've been mistaken for a lady from behind a few times. I'm short so I guess I could have taken offense like a pooner, but I also have long hair and wear tight jeans so I've taken it as a compliment that either my hair or ass is having a good day.

 

[Boson]

I had to look up this regard…
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Holy shit if youre going to try to be a girl at least learn what conditioner is first. i’ve seen women with fried hair look better than that

 

[Susanna]

Being a troon fucks up urinary function big time.

Not only does the estrogen affect the prostate in some way that causes the bladder to shrink, the most common antiandrogen trannies take, spironolactone, is primarily a diuretic. Binding testosterone is a secondary effect and an off-label use.
So yeah, trannies go to the bathroom all the time.

 

[Geraldine]

So yeah, trannies go to the bathroom all the time.

And that's before any physical mutilation takes place.
It's roughly equivalent to being a 70 year old man with prostate trouble.

 

[lurker2newfag]

This post made me sick to my stomach. Pure evil.

https://x.com/judgementshae/status/1755711827017621662 https://archive.is/2rc0A
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That last message definitely isn't something a self hating gay man that hasn't accepted himself would say...

 

[Nanashi no kiwi]

This post made me sick to my stomach. Pure evil.

https://x.com/judgementshae/status/1755711827017621662 https://archive.is/2rc0A
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I'm slightly heartened to see how much pushback he's getting even from anime pfps and self-declared trans profiles in the qrts.

 

[Susanna]

And that's before any physical mutilation takes place.
It's roughly equivalent to being a 70 year old man with prostate trouble.

Yes, but only a small minority opt for the mutilation.

 

[Geraldine]

Urinary tract problems like a 70 year old man.
Osteoporosis like a 70 year old woman.
Really an express train to some the worst of both sexes, and that's without even getting into looks.

 

[Nanashi no kiwi]

Urinary tract problems like a 70 year old man.
Osteoporosis like a 70 year old woman.
Really an express train to some the worst of both sexes, and that's without even getting into looks.

Speedrunning through maid and mother straight to crone.