Tardigrade life is over. Now you're a demodex. What do?

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Demodex is the mite that has wild sex parties on your face every night.

 

[Bargain Bin Laden]

Go find another Demodex and rape his shitty asshole.

 

[Waifu Days]

When were you awake during biology class to know all these organisms?

 

[eatler]

Apparently have wild sex on your face. your not really giving me too many options here.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Apparently have wild sex on your face. your not really giving me too many options here.

You could help me clean my eyelashes.

 

[SentinentCloud]

When were you awake during biology class to know all these organisms?

if you were paying attention to biology classes, maybe you would have learned that having butt sex with random hobos under a bridge will cause you to have to wear a butt plug 24/7 or risk shitting your pants everytime you fart

 

[eatler]

You could help me clean my eyelashes.

I guess I don't have a choice in your hypothetical. that just what I do.

 

[Android raptor]

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