Anna o' Brien / Glitter + Lazers / GlitterandLazers - Fat, drunk, consoomer attention whore who would rather eat and drink herself to death than endure a single negative emotion

Angry New Ager said:
She needs to FIX HER FUCKING DIET. She needs to stop making creamy, cheesy, carby deathfat deathslop under the pretext that it's "high protein." She needs to stop snacking constantly on shitty ultra-processed snackfood under the pretext that it's "high protein."

She needs to count calories—and be honest about it. She needs to learn how to make and enjoy simpler food from quality ingredients that, will meet her nutritional needs, and she needs to learn better coping mechanisms so she stops turning to "comfort food." She needs to realize that she has emotional issues that she deals with by eating, and thus no, she cannot just eat the kinds of things she likes, and allow herself "treats" and "cheat meals," or practice "intuitive eating." That's not for her.

Walking will have its benefits, but it doesn't burn sufficient calories to help her lose weight—only fixing her diet, and her mentality surrounding food, is going to do that.
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She needs to:

* Shower. With HOT WATER and SOAP
* Cut her own nasty toenails.
* Keep them flat, nasty feet COVERED.
* Lower her fucking voice.
 
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"I hope you ungrateful assholes know how hard I (pretended) to work making this squat video for you. You're welcome, bitches. Now go click on my #sponsored links". Anna can't do anything without being a massive cunt.

The camera shook when she did the first jump squat. She must've noticed it and readjusted, because it was stable during the disastrous pulse jumps.

I do wonder what her motivation is for doing these dangerous jumping and squatting videos. She's trying to larp as a runner, but doesn't actually show herself running or sharing data from her fitness apps. She claims to have lost 100 pounds, but has never showed a scale number or measurements.

For some reason though, she's determined to showcase her athletic superiority by making these videos, when even one jump squat could snap her ankles and knees instantaneously. But, why? It doesn't make sense, even with all the other stupid things
 
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lonelygorl15 said:
"I hope you ungrateful assholes know how hard I (pretended) to work making this squat video for you. You're welcome, bitches. Now go click on my #sponsored links". Anna can't do anything without being a massive cunt.

The camera shook when she did the first jump squat. She must've noticed it and readjusted, because it was stable during the disastrous pulse jumps.

I do wonder what her motivation is for doing these dangerous jumping and squatting videos. She's trying to larp as a runner, but doesn't actually show herself running or sharing data from her fitness apps. She claims to have lost 100 pounds, but has never showed a scale number or measurements.

For some reason though, she's determined to showcase her athletic superiority by making these videos, when even one jump squat could snap her ankles and knees instantaneously. But, why? It doesn't make sense, even with all the other stupid things
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It's got Black Mirror qualities. I'm convinced that certain terminally online influence types like Anna really do believe that their curated and highly idealized social media manifests as reality. Furthermore, there's a belief that whatever is the most popular at the moment (like fitness content after New Year) is an opportunity that cannot be missed, like there is a terrible FOMO around not making some stupid quiche some stupid zoomer with limited life experience took viral on Tik Tok or whatever.

These fads' lifespans are getting shorter and shorter. An influencer like Anna will end up chasing her own tail trying to keep up, especially as she ages.
 
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When you search glitterandlazers on youtube now there is about 3 to 5 scrolls of just anti Anna content.
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Perfumes $858
Diptyque Philosykos Eau de parfum $230 2.5 oz/75 ml
Juliette Has A Gun Not a Perfume $145 3.4 oz/100ml
Yves Saint Laurent LIBRE EAU DE TOILETTE $85 1 oz/30ml
Burberry Eau de Parfum $168 3.4 oz/100ml
Le Labo SANTAL 33 $230 1.7 oz/50 ml



Make Up $158
SephoraOlaplex No. 9 Bond Protector Nourishing Hair Serum $30 3oz/90ml
Sephora JVN Mini Nurture Intense Hydration Hair Mask $16 2.5oz/75ml
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Sephora K18 Biomimetic Hairscience DAMAGE SHIELD Protective Conditioner $36 8.5oz/250ml
Sephora Briogeo Scalp Revival™ Rosemary Pre-Wash Scalp and Hair Oil $32 3.4oz/100ml

 
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GenociderSyo said:
Make Up $158
SephoraOlaplex No. 9 Bond Protector Nourishing Hair Serum $30 3oz/90ml
Sephora JVN Mini Nurture Intense Hydration Hair Mask $16 2.5oz/75ml
Sephora Gisou Mini Honey Infused Hair Perfume - Wild Rose $44 1.7oz/50ml
Sephora K18 Biomimetic Hairscience DAMAGE SHIELD Protective Conditioner $36 8.5oz/250ml
Sephora Briogeo Scalp Revival™ Rosemary Pre-Wash Scalp and Hair Oil $32 3.4oz/100ml
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Given her very obvious skin issues, she shouldn’t be using any of this stuff. Just Goats milk soap, oatmeal shampoo and conditioner, and no perfumed stuff at all. She’d do far better consulting a dermatologist, and if eligible get herself on monoclonal antibodies (Duplimab will likely fix her skin, and off label is also used for alopecia so could help her hair issues as a bonus). Of course she won’t because she couldn’t shill any of those things.
 
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JambledUpWords said:
Eau de Anna

Top notes: Mountain Dew, vodka, halitosis

Middle notes: stale popcorn, Cheeto dust, Gorgonzola cheese

Base notes: crotch sweat, unwiped butt, Chinese wet market
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That’s fairly comprehensive, but I was thinking more of

Top notes: ammonia, tonsil stones, fontina, malt vinegar

Middle notes: durian, lamb chops, stinking bishop

Base notes: scat, unwashed hair, toe jam
 
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OttoWest said:
The bottom of her feet :cryblood:
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I know they were dirty the other days but this is something else entirely.
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The only thing I can think of is that it's the result of never washing her feet ever. And I have no doubt that Anna has a regular professional cleaning service too, so her floors aren't that dirty. Anna can't reach her feet so the dirt just builds up in layers. Weird that she's managed to avoid plantar warts. It can take years of regular treatment to permanently evict those nasty things, and she's also spent a shitload of time in community pools. I can't think of how she's avoided them. None of her toes are misshapen either. People who have complete feeling in their feet still break their toes on furniture all the fucking time. I can't understand how she's avoided it.
 
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glass_houses said:
The only thing I can think of is that it's the result of never washing her feet ever. And I have no doubt that Anna has a regular professional cleaning service too, so her floors aren't that dirty. Anna can't reach her feet so the dirt just builds up in layers. Weird that she's managed to avoid plantar warts. It can take years of regular treatment to permanently evict those nasty things, and she's also spent a shitload of time in community pools. I can't think of how she's avoided them. None of her toes are misshapen either. People who have complete feeling in their feet still break their toes on furniture all the fucking time. I can't understand how she's avoided it.
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Her toes only look okay because everything else is such a mess. The pinky looks like it could’ve been broken before, the nail is twisted and tucked into the toe next to it instead of the wide splay you’d expect in someone so huge and flat-footed. As for how she’s avoided warts, my uneducated guess is it has something to do with how little she actually uses her feet, and how poorly the circulation to her feet is. Dank enough, but too cold.
 
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