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Jennifer would defend genocide if Trump came out and opposed it
Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter
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🔧 At about Midnight EST I am going to completely fuck up the site trying to fix something.
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I'm going out on a limb here and just state that Donald Trump would probably oppose what happens in Rick's basement, yes.
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Orange Man Bad isn't falling over, forgetting what day/year it is or where he's at, what wars are going on, sniffing children, or being given ice cream because his handlers know he has Alzheimer. Yes, even alz.org knows to give these people ice cream https://www.alz.org/media/cacentral/Dementia-Care-45-The-power-of-Ice-cream.pdf. Also helps with dementia. He's capable of actual speech.
Effects of dairy on dementia
Cry harder Patrick. Unless Biden makes it legal for illegal aliens to vote in a federal election like the NYC mayor wants to do for local elections you're going to have another four years of Trump. He's already trying to make it so that the judges fast track all of the Mexicans clogging the system up to get citizenship because 10 million people are a lot of potential Democrat voters.
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Lol "fuck off black ass"
He really is just an asshole through and through
He really is just an asshole through and through
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"Fuck off Black Ass" is a great response to anything Pat says.
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He's back oinking at lovely Leslie
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Lol at the guy who thinks Robert Gayporn is running a criminal cyber stalking ring to create fake twitter accounts and get him to oink constantly thinking someone else is gullible and should be off the internet
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I have to agree with Patrick on this one, he's quite predictable at this point.
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It's nice of Jennifer to try and experience losing a defamation case from the other side.
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One of the best things about Pat is his willingness to assert his masculinity when he emanates so much soy that I'm unable to see anything but a closeted homosexual.
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There's sometimes even a sign saying as much. If you are told to leave, you leave. If you do not, you will be "told" in a much more forceful fashion that may involve your face on pavement. If you bitch to the cops, they will just take you in themselves for any of the multiple disorderly conduct violations you are probably guilty of if you end up in this situation. If you want to sue after that face-pavement incident, expect zero witnesses in your favor. Everyone willing to testify will magically turn out to be some pillar of the community who was somehow at the dive bar you got yourself ejected from and you just happened to fall.
And then there are the fancy lad bars with shit like $30 Long Island teas where they bounce your ass at the door before you even get in if you look remotely like you might cause trouble.
But yes, the general rule in the US is any establishment can just say get the fuck out for any reason or no reason, and short of a "NO NIGGERS" sign or other obvious discrimination, they're allowed to.
I used to have a dive bar with a nice kitchen I did this at, but it had dark booths where you could be reclusive, especially on off hours. It is incredibly rude to take up space at the bar itself, which is for people to be social at. The fact he openly admitted he is just instantly a complete asshole to anyone who tries to talk to him shows what kind of person he is. Especially a woman. If a woman is talking to you unsolicited at a bar she's pretty much throwing her pussy at you.
So more confirmation that Rick is a complete fag.
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"I don't suck dick," he lisps
"Those are your delusions again stalker child."
"Those are your delusions again stalker child."
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No time to look into it, but our favorite oinker’s article has appeared on hacked nudes and gathered many comments. But porker himself hasn’t appeared, sadly.
Too bad the second better forum hasn’t created a swatted website listing that almost all are wellness checks lol
Too bad the second better forum hasn’t created a swatted website listing that almost all are wellness checks lol
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>first comment rants about how poor fatrick is being terrorized by the fascist pig KKKops
how can a site be more reddit than reddit itself lmao
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Since Porsalin is taking so long, I decided to make my own documentary on Patrick. It's on the shorter side but hopefully you guys enjoy it.
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Makes me wonder... After the Nadolski hearing, Fat claimed he was going to appeal the decision. Having learned that he was going to need his witnesses to show up to the trial in order to prevail, I imagine Fat told himself that all he needed to do was get his die hard friends from Hooligans to agree to show up to testify, and he would finally get justice against one of those dang dirty stalker children. So, he bursts into the bar, certain that he's about to raise up a mob with pitchforks and torches to hunt down the monsters, only to have everyone say, 'Nah, man, I don't have time to waste on your personal crusade.' He could have then thrown a fit over the employees at *his* bar siding with the stalker children, and then been told to leave and never return.
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Like clockwork the pig of tits returns to threaten eternal prison on us all
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Oh you want to kill a relationship with someone, get them sucked into a lawsuit. Its like loaning money or posting bail.
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Speculation Post: Twitter Refused to Restore Patrick’s Blue Check Because He Spammed Verified Users
Background
According to Mr. Tomlinson, the temporary loss of his Twitter account, and permanent loss of his treasured blue check, can both be pinned entirely on Nazi cyberterrorists spamming reports against him.
(A, A2, A3)
Mr. Tomlinson accepts no blame for the 11-month ban, and insists his account was restored after Twitter realized their “mistake” (A); yet, despite “thousands” of oinks lodged, and over $5,000 in lawyer fees, they refused to restore his coveted blue check since his mid-2019 unbanning.
Even if one were to accept as truth his lie about the cause of the ban, why did Twitter refuse to restore the checkmark after overturning the ban?
Some point to the vague wording of a past Twitter ToS Agreement that states that Verified status “may not be restored” once lost. However, this corporate legalese is likely intentionally vague to allow them to make case-by-case decisions while still seeming to hold a standard. There are many, many pre-Elon instances of banned and de-Verified accounts having their coveted blue check restored; they include athletes (L), reporters (A), politicians, actors (L), and even white supremacist cyber/irl nazis such as Richard Spencer (A).
What if Patrick was right about something, even if only partially and ironically? What if his own spamming, not cyberstalkers’, cost him his blue check?
Spam
(A)
Twitter prioritized catering to the Blue Check elite.
The pleas of the Blue Checks were heard; they could now filter out the insufferable bleating of the non-Verified masses.
So, as long as some pugnacious narcissist did not gain a checkmark and spam Blue Checks with messages and/or tag them into mentions, everything was going to be great!
A tiny portion of Verified users late-stage Veripat at least attempted to feud with before his ban: Mike Huckabee, Charlie Kirk, Ben Shapiro, RadioFreeTom, John Cardilla, Mark Meadows, Alex Jones, Tomi Lahren, Anthony Cumia, Ann Coulter, Kyle Griffin, Eric Trump, Sarah Huckabee Sanders, Stephen Miller, Kelly Anne Conway, Ethan Van Sciver, Roseanne Barr, Steve Bannon, Scott Adams (Dilbert), and Kurt Schlichter.
Kurt Schlichter’s response to Mr. Tomlinson’s behavior may provide valuable to Mr. Tomlinson's coming de-Verification:
(A)
From the screenshot, one can see that Mr. Tomlinson replied to Mr. Schlichter at least once, and mentioned him at least eight times in under four minutes:
Mr. Tomlinson’s aggressive, Katamari Damacy-like tagging was very helpful in boosting his number of “Impressions,” or number of times a tweet of his loaded by another user, a statistic he brags about even to this day.
(A)
This tagging later became a boon for stalker-childs.
Because of the nature of the notification system, Patrick’s collateral spamming of tagged-in parties was at least as bad as that of his intended targets. The strategy of tagging as many people as possible into as many threads as possible, regardless of how irrelevant to their interests, resulted in the requests to be untagged from the thread, mostly from people on his side, as foes were much more inclined to simply block him:
Per Mr. Tomlinson’s instructions, those no longer wishing to be tagged into petty, impertinent threads to farm impressions for him could mute each thread themselves:
Special rules for Special Boys:
Years later, Mr. Tomlinson seems to have softened his stance, but demands no jokes be made about his life ever, even if they are light sarcasm and not jokes
(A)
Reminder of just a few things judgment debtor Tomlinson has gone on record stating ARE perfectly fine to joke about: the Prophet Muhammad (A), the Holocaust, and sadistically murdering his abandoned newborn daughter in front of her mother before murdering her also.
Even the cofounder, then-CEO, and partial owner Jack Dorsey (@jack) could not escape Mr. Tomlinson’s me-me-me tagging:
He would only grow more and more abrasive as he approached his banning:
His frenzied spamming would be terminated in September 2018 when he was banned for the infamous “Pineapple Tweet,” aimed at the most frequent target of his spamming: Donald Trump.
As covered in the OP, Patrick fired off a lunatic run-on ban appeal:
Swore to travel to Twitter HQ:
Then created at least two alt accounts that were also banned, the final being a roleplay account of his catBowie (renamed for social media likes [A}) Mewler.
Mr. Tomlinson would ultimately hire lawyers to recover his Precious.
(A)
They almost look like they got spammed in real life….
Difficult Client
How exactly did Mr. Tomlinson end up with Carrie Goldberg Law representing him? One likely explanation is that Brianna Wu put them in contact. Mr. Tomlinson was still messaging Wu on his alt accounts–yes, even the cat one (A).
(A)
Wu and Goldberg have tweeted back (L) and forth (L) for years. They seem to have met at the 2017 New York Times Tech Fest
(A)
Unsurprisingly, Mr. Tomlinson also spammed the verified @briannawu
Actually getting several replies and mentions in return, the…lets call it, “Patrick spam quotient,” while still high, but much lower than with other Blue Checks:
Compare that to Mr. Tomlinson’s non-correspondence with crush Dana Schwartz. Sir Patrick once valiantly defended m’lady from trolls riled up by her negative hot take on South Park and was ultimately rewarded with 3 mentions, 0 replies, and 0 sex, despite "Old Testament Sex God" Patrick attempting to arrange a meet-up in NYC (A):
Pat to Dana
(L)
Anyway, Patrick also ended up spamming Carrie Goldberg after she handed out a couple of obligatory replies to his office visit pic (A), and complimenting her legal services and her book (A):
the emojis symbolize Goldberg’s slogan, “not fragile like a flower, fragile like a bomb!” (L), used to candy coat poor conduct arising from cluster B personality disorders
Patrick to Carrie
OK, the Ralph Wiggum one kinda stung
Just ignore him and he’ll eventually go away:
Goldberg Law managed to get the ban overturned, minus the checkmark, and Mr. Tomlinson almost immediately resumes tagging @jack (A).
Checkless bums are not eligible for condolences:
(A)
Patrick had a long history of personal attacks on Twitter, being forced to delete many Tweets before his first ban, but one must wonder how many times he had been reported for spam, especially by Verified users. Not long before his ban, he admitted that, in addition to impression-farming, he deliberately used his mentions to antagonize his Twinemies, replying and quote retweeting for maximum effect:
Here Patrick is explaining that he blocked Verified user Ben Shapiro for shitting up his mentions, and why it’s somehow fine when he does it.
(A)
…
I’ll be honest, I completely ran out of steam on this one. The only real point I was trying to get across is that it’s my personal belief that a major factor that cost Patrick his Precious and probably also kept him banned for so long is that he had already been reported for spam MANY times, by foes, neutral parties, and possibly even by his so-called friends.
Twitter really attempted to make their Verified users feel special back in the ‘10s, and reports of their special Verified mentions being shat up by some jackass with his corkscrew tail tangled up in the velvet ropes would not have helped his case at all once he found himself banned for any reason. I speculate that Mr. Tomlinson may have been kicked out of the cool kids’ table largely because the cool kids got tired of him never shutting the fuck up.
Anyway, I’m lazy and want to be done with this. Please accept these previously unseen(?) pigtures in place of a proper conclusion:
Hybrid Lounge was a straight-friendly gay/lesbian bar. Maybe he met Niki there.
This is when he was supposedly suicidal over having the daughter he abandoned stolen from him. He went on some thing where you drink booze on a school bus and drive to an art gallery to drink more booze; then, you get back on the bus and drink more booze so you can drive around to various art installations and drink more booze. Milwaukee!
According to Mr. Tomlinson, the temporary loss of his Twitter account, and permanent loss of his treasured blue check, can both be pinned entirely on Nazi cyberterrorists spamming reports against him.
(A, A2, A3)Mr. Tomlinson accepts no blame for the 11-month ban, and insists his account was restored after Twitter realized their “mistake” (A); yet, despite “thousands” of oinks lodged, and over $5,000 in lawyer fees, they refused to restore his coveted blue check since his mid-2019 unbanning.
Even if one were to accept as truth his lie about the cause of the ban, why did Twitter refuse to restore the checkmark after overturning the ban?
Some point to the vague wording of a past Twitter ToS Agreement that states that Verified status “may not be restored” once lost. However, this corporate legalese is likely intentionally vague to allow them to make case-by-case decisions while still seeming to hold a standard. There are many, many pre-Elon instances of banned and de-Verified accounts having their coveted blue check restored; they include athletes (L), reporters (A), politicians, actors (L), and even white supremacist cyber/irl nazis such as Richard Spencer (A).
What if Patrick was right about something, even if only partially and ironically? What if his own spamming, not cyberstalkers’, cost him his blue check?
Spam
(A)Twitter prioritized catering to the Blue Check elite.
The pleas of the Blue Checks were heard; they could now filter out the insufferable bleating of the non-Verified masses.
So, as long as some pugnacious narcissist did not gain a checkmark and spam Blue Checks with messages and/or tag them into mentions, everything was going to be great!
A tiny portion of Verified users late-stage Veripat at least attempted to feud with before his ban: Mike Huckabee, Charlie Kirk, Ben Shapiro, RadioFreeTom, John Cardilla, Mark Meadows, Alex Jones, Tomi Lahren, Anthony Cumia, Ann Coulter, Kyle Griffin, Eric Trump, Sarah Huckabee Sanders, Stephen Miller, Kelly Anne Conway, Ethan Van Sciver, Roseanne Barr, Steve Bannon, Scott Adams (Dilbert), and Kurt Schlichter.
Kurt Schlichter’s response to Mr. Tomlinson’s behavior may provide valuable to Mr. Tomlinson's coming de-Verification:
(A)From the screenshot, one can see that Mr. Tomlinson replied to Mr. Schlichter at least once, and mentioned him at least eight times in under four minutes:
Mr. Tomlinson’s aggressive, Katamari Damacy-like tagging was very helpful in boosting his number of “Impressions,” or number of times a tweet of his loaded by another user, a statistic he brags about even to this day.
This tagging later became a boon for stalker-childs.
Because of the nature of the notification system, Patrick’s collateral spamming of tagged-in parties was at least as bad as that of his intended targets. The strategy of tagging as many people as possible into as many threads as possible, regardless of how irrelevant to their interests, resulted in the requests to be untagged from the thread, mostly from people on his side, as foes were much more inclined to simply block him:
Per Mr. Tomlinson’s instructions, those no longer wishing to be tagged into petty, impertinent threads to farm impressions for him could mute each thread themselves:
Special rules for Special Boys:
Years later, Mr. Tomlinson seems to have softened his stance, but demands no jokes be made about his life ever, even if they are light sarcasm and not jokes
(A)Reminder of just a few things judgment debtor Tomlinson has gone on record stating ARE perfectly fine to joke about: the Prophet Muhammad (A), the Holocaust, and sadistically murdering his abandoned newborn daughter in front of her mother before murdering her also.
Even the cofounder, then-CEO, and partial owner Jack Dorsey (@jack) could not escape Mr. Tomlinson’s me-me-me tagging:
He would only grow more and more abrasive as he approached his banning:
His frenzied spamming would be terminated in September 2018 when he was banned for the infamous “Pineapple Tweet,” aimed at the most frequent target of his spamming: Donald Trump.
As covered in the OP, Patrick fired off a lunatic run-on ban appeal:
Swore to travel to Twitter HQ:
Then created at least two alt accounts that were also banned, the final being a roleplay account of his cat
Mr. Tomlinson would ultimately hire lawyers to recover his Precious.
(A)They almost look like they got spammed in real life….
Difficult Client
How exactly did Mr. Tomlinson end up with Carrie Goldberg Law representing him? One likely explanation is that Brianna Wu put them in contact. Mr. Tomlinson was still messaging Wu on his alt accounts–yes, even the cat one (A).
(A)Wu and Goldberg have tweeted back (L) and forth (L) for years. They seem to have met at the 2017 New York Times Tech Fest
(A)Unsurprisingly, Mr. Tomlinson also spammed the verified @briannawu
Actually getting several replies and mentions in return, the…lets call it, “Patrick spam quotient,” while still high, but much lower than with other Blue Checks:
Compare that to Mr. Tomlinson’s non-correspondence with crush Dana Schwartz. Sir Patrick once valiantly defended m’lady from trolls riled up by her negative hot take on South Park and was ultimately rewarded with 3 mentions, 0 replies, and 0 sex, despite "Old Testament Sex God" Patrick attempting to arrange a meet-up in NYC (A):
Pat to Dana
(L)Anyway, Patrick also ended up spamming Carrie Goldberg after she handed out a couple of obligatory replies to his office visit pic (A), and complimenting her legal services and her book (A):
the emojis symbolize Goldberg’s slogan, “not fragile like a flower, fragile like a bomb!” (L), used to candy coat poor conduct arising from cluster B personality disorders
Patrick to Carrie
OK, the Ralph Wiggum one kinda stung
Just ignore him and he’ll eventually go away:
Goldberg Law managed to get the ban overturned, minus the checkmark, and Mr. Tomlinson almost immediately resumes tagging @jack (A).
Checkless bums are not eligible for condolences:
Patrick had a long history of personal attacks on Twitter, being forced to delete many Tweets before his first ban, but one must wonder how many times he had been reported for spam, especially by Verified users. Not long before his ban, he admitted that, in addition to impression-farming, he deliberately used his mentions to antagonize his Twinemies, replying and quote retweeting for maximum effect:
Here Patrick is explaining that he blocked Verified user Ben Shapiro for shitting up his mentions, and why it’s somehow fine when he does it.
…
I’ll be honest, I completely ran out of steam on this one. The only real point I was trying to get across is that it’s my personal belief that a major factor that cost Patrick his Precious and probably also kept him banned for so long is that he had already been reported for spam MANY times, by foes, neutral parties, and possibly even by his so-called friends.
Twitter really attempted to make their Verified users feel special back in the ‘10s, and reports of their special Verified mentions being shat up by some jackass with his corkscrew tail tangled up in the velvet ropes would not have helped his case at all once he found himself banned for any reason. I speculate that Mr. Tomlinson may have been kicked out of the cool kids’ table largely because the cool kids got tired of him never shutting the fuck up.
Anyway, I’m lazy and want to be done with this. Please accept these previously unseen(?) pigtures in place of a proper conclusion:
Hybrid Lounge was a straight-friendly gay/lesbian bar. Maybe he met Niki there.
This is when he was supposedly suicidal over having the daughter he abandoned stolen from him. He went on some thing where you drink booze on a school bus and drive to an art gallery to drink more booze; then, you get back on the bus and drink more booze so you can drive around to various art installations and drink more booze. Milwaukee!
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Like clockwork the pig of tits returns to threaten eternal prison on us all
The behavior of a completely sane individual.