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I love that AI generated monstrosity. All of the lovecraftian horror of AI's attempts to draw hands, but in the form of a log cabin type lodge.
Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner
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> Red Room
Isn't a red room an urban legend about livestreamed torture on the Dark Web?
Really makes ya think.
Isn't a red room an urban legend about livestreamed torture on the Dark Web?
Really makes ya think.
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It's a lot older than that. Trickles on back through the years to a story by H. G. Wells.
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I was just thinking of the Simpsons.
RED ROOM! RED ROOM!
RED ROOM! RED ROOM!
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His Plights are reaching critical levels. NEED MORE THOTS!
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I've lost count of how many times Russ has "announced" his totally real "future projects." This is, what, the fourth time Russ has announced "plans" to open a brothel? Fifth? And by Summer 2024! My, aren't we optimistic! I suppose the blueprints for that totally real brothel are just going to magically drop out of the sky, along with a deed for the land and the permits to build on it, to say nothing of the millions of dollars you would need to even begin construction on such a project.
I genuinely cannot understand what goes through his mind when he does this. What is he expecting to happen? Does he think an investor is going to see it and just dump millions of dollars into his lap? Some investor, somewhere, with his money burning a hole in his pocket, is going to see that and think "OH MY GOD! A BROTHEL?! IN NEVADA?! WHAT A NOVEL AND UNIQUE IDEA! HERE RUSSELL, HAVE $500,000,000! MAKE THIS HAPPEN!"
Just... my god, trying to understand Russell makes my head hurt. He defies all logic and explanation.
I genuinely cannot understand what goes through his mind when he does this. What is he expecting to happen? Does he think an investor is going to see it and just dump millions of dollars into his lap? Some investor, somewhere, with his money burning a hole in his pocket, is going to see that and think "OH MY GOD! A BROTHEL?! IN NEVADA?! WHAT A NOVEL AND UNIQUE IDEA! HERE RUSSELL, HAVE $500,000,000! MAKE THIS HAPPEN!"
Just... my god, trying to understand Russell makes my head hurt. He defies all logic and explanation.
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So you could say it's... tightening your head?
Cousin-Larry
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Stop trying before you get the very real trauma lumps.
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AI accidentally re-created Russel Greer. Maybe this is a process similar to Carcinisation.
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He still kinda is a "virgin" in a way. Although it depends on the person, losing your virginity to a prostitute is questionable at least.
The entire point is, no woman has ever WANTED to have sex with him. Yeah they have, because he paid. But they wouldn't have done so if they had the choice.
Which is why he still acts like a virgin despite technically having had sex. The idea of "atleast one person wanted to jump in bed with me" never happened to him.
I don't think he has any concrete expectations at this point tbh.
Doesn't wanna face this is going nowhere but doesn't wanna give up on his hopes and dreams, no matter how unrealistic. I doubt he ever think about whether this will happen or not.
Without his sad copes and fruitless endevours, what is he? A failed person. He will hold on to pointless dreams for the rest of his sad life, not a single one will actually come true and not once will he reflect on any of it.
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Yeah, Russ is what the incels called a "cultural virgin" for that exact reason.
To them, losing it to a prostitute doesn't count at all, and is a shameful thing to resort to. They'd rather have no sex at all.
Pretty sure they came up with that one after CWC paid a hooker and had sex before any of them did and it broke their minds.
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you dont seriously think that chris was the first guy in history who had his first time with a hooker
'it doesn't count if you pay' is a pretty common sentiment, it's not a new idea and it's most certainly not an incel invention
pretty sure a significant amount of women share this idea too, especially the ones who aren't very fond of prostitution
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Of course not.
I just remember the official incel subreddit/forum fixation with Chris and his perma-virginity, with him being forever more of a sexless loser then they ever could be, the guy they'd always be less pathetic than, and then their creation of the term "cultural virgin" around the time Chris got sex from that hooker.
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Wasn't there a girl who WAS interested in having a relationship with Russ years ago? Someone he was in high school with, but he turned her down because she wasn't a 9/10? He could've been having free sex all this time, yet threw that opportunity away?
Stinky, can you correct me on this?
Stinky, can you correct me on this?
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Yeah, according to Russ this did happen. I don't have time to find the screen-cap right now, but basically he said an unattractive girl had a thing for him in HS and he avoided her like the plague. It's quite ironic.
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I think Russ probably has moments when he can bring himself to believe this all will actually happen, narc daydreams/sex fantasies about being a successful and respected brothel owner. But a more cynical part of him probably also understands that this is all bullshit. For Russ it's all about seeming to be this ambitious, hardworking underdog always on the brink of success, with new projects always coming out: songs, music videos, ballot initiatives, luxury resort brothels! Hey conventionally attractive ladies, any one of these things could be his big break, better get with him now before he's too famous for you!! As others have also pointed out, these fake projects are convenient excuses for him to harass professionally attractive thots under the guise of business opportunities. It's also just a sad attempt to front to social media acquaintances from paralegal school or the LDS that he's totally this busy, motivated, about-to-break-through, "inspirational" disabled guy. To his narc mind if he can't appear successful the next best thing is to appear about-to-be-successful.
The humor comes from the way he can't even be bothered to put in the work necessary to build the facade, not to mention the edifice, of success. Case in point, it would have taken 2 minutes to set up an email address for "Wild West Resort" and plug it into the contact section of the one-page website, but Russ lost interest between realizing there should be a contact and creating one. How are the investors supposed to get in touch to give you their millions Russ??
There's also a theory that gets bandied about this thread sometimes which I find interesting: that Russ fails on purpose, that he chooses lawsuits he knows he can't win and projects he knows he can't complete because he likes being the eternal victim of the world's cruelty. I think it's interesting and if it is a feature of Russ' psyche it's probably a subconscious one. I don't think he knows he's trying to fail. I think part of him is deluded enough to hope for success to fall into his lap somehow without work or even a plan. But part of him is also playing a cynical game of always trying to seem close to his big break... always so close but never quite reaching it... surely nobody will notice if none of this ever goes anywhere right??
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This is easily my favourite thing about ol' Ratmouth. He epitomizes the lolcow traits of NEVER FUCKING LEARNING from his mistakes, and continuing to re-try what has already failed in the past.
Not even in an improved form. Just the same thing all over again. Suing Tay-Tay didn't work the first time? Sue her again! 5 dozen e-thots don't respond after he praises them and Venmo's them a dollar? Venmo another few dozen! Surely it will work this time! Heidi Klum didn't offer to suck him his penis (or at least make him famous) after he writes her a shitty jingle? Write her another! Brothel plans went nowhere? Plan another one! It will surely go right this time with everything dropped into my lap without money or effort!
It's glorious and pathetic all at the same time. It's why Slurpy will always be my favourite lolcow until the creator calls him home. To badly paraphrase Hunter S. Thompson: "One of God's own prototypes: A mutant to stupid to live, too funny to die."
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It just never makes sense to me because, at some level, he has to know how utterly unprepared he is. I get that he's trying to put up a front and trying foolishly to lure in hookers/investors/clients, but even then, it's such retarded bullshit that it would never work, and I just cannot comprehend how mind-numbingly braindead he has to be to think this way.
As an example: we know he's using this "wild west" account to solicit insta-thots, but just imagine for a second that the planets align and one of these hookers actually messages back. Naturally, she would inquire about the business. Where's the location? What's the pay rate? Do you have the permits? Do you have land? How big is it going to be? What kind of clientele is he expecting? Do you have investors? Russell has no answers for any of these questions, and he knows it. The entire facade falls apart the minute someone decides to take interest, which renders the entire thing utterly pointless. You make this retarded "announcement" to try and lure people in, and the rare few who are actually dumb enough to take the bait even still won't be dumb enough to fall for it once they perform even a surface-level inspection. Hookers especially need to be inquisitive, given the nature of their lifestyle, and Russ of all people should know this. But of course, he doesn't, because Russell is just the single biggest retard on the entire planet.
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This is a Russ story though. So the validity of the story is in question
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I think Russ always sincerely believes he will succeed in every endeavor. He’s just stupid to an eldritch degree. He set his phone for an incorrect time over a month in advance of the Grande trial which is why he was thirty minutes late. He waits to print out court documents until the day of, or just hours before, court is scheduled to start.
He hires an Eastern European blonde for his music video about the attractiveness of a Hispanic thot. He took the fact that Farrah Abraham never said “no” to his date proposal as a definitive, borderline legally binding “yes.” He also thought Katy Perry would appreciate and consume groceries he sent her from Wal-Mart.
Then there’s the narcissism. When you add that to his innate stupidity you get his reaction to his AGT audition: the low tier employee who watched his initial audition clapped at the end and said “good job.” But Russ didn’t hear a platitude, he heard a guarantee that he would not only be on the show, but that he’d all but already won, too.
He hires an Eastern European blonde for his music video about the attractiveness of a Hispanic thot. He took the fact that Farrah Abraham never said “no” to his date proposal as a definitive, borderline legally binding “yes.” He also thought Katy Perry would appreciate and consume groceries he sent her from Wal-Mart.
Then there’s the narcissism. When you add that to his innate stupidity you get his reaction to his AGT audition: the low tier employee who watched his initial audition clapped at the end and said “good job.” But Russ didn’t hear a platitude, he heard a guarantee that he would not only be on the show, but that he’d all but already won, too.