Corissa Enneking / fatgirlflow and Juliana "J" Aprileo / comfyfattravels - Delusional fat-acceptance lesbian couple, junk-food addicts with expensive taste, denied a mortgage due to excessive Doordash ordering

When will Juliana become bedbound? As of January 2022

  • Within 3 months

    Votes: 33 4.3%
  • Within 6 months

    Votes: 118 15.4%
  • Within a year

    Votes: 206 26.9%
  • Within 3 years

    Votes: 140 18.3%
  • Never

    Votes: 21 2.7%
  • Shes already there

    Votes: 247 32.3%

  • Total voters
    765
Oh, hey, look—it's Corissa, hopping on another TikTok trend.

"I can't sit in it cross-legged..."

Yeah, Corissa; that's Fat Consequence for you.

And how much of a brain-dead consoomer do you have to be to think that buying a $70 chair, and treating it as a disposable item you're just going to throw away in six months (:optimistic:) is a totally valid and acceptable choice?
She sure does consoom a lot, for someone who bitches about cApiTaLiSm all the time.
 
She sure does consoom a lot, for someone who bitches about cApiTaLiSm all the time.
The lefties who complain the most about capitalism are usually the ones most addicted to it from my experience. You don't hear much from the ones actually making a homestead and trying to better practice their values because they have better things to do than complain online.
 
And how much of a brain-dead consoomer do you have to be to think that buying a $70 chair, and treating it as a disposable item you're just going to throw away in six months (:optimistic:) is a totally valid and acceptable choice?
"I guess I have to buy it, it's viral." "It only holds a fraction of my weight, but it's viral." Truly brain-dead npc behavior.

Late, but I'm triggered by J saying we shouldn't eat the dismembered fat bodies candles. How very dare she tell me what to eat. Muh ED!
 
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The calendar is almost exactly as wide as Corissa herself, holy shit

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Juliana: it’s so touching to see white men expressing solidarity and telling people what not to buy to stop genocide! We must fight with our wallets!
Also Juliana: Here’s a book about how to start revolution that I really like! I’m not even halfway done with it but I feel so inspired to fight for liberation! Visit the almost certainly affiliated link on the screen to buy it!

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Not even a cry for solidarity and peace is spared an influencer-esque advertisement. Like asexuals, the most vocal anti capitalists really are the biggest consumers
 
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Also Juliana: Here’s a book about how to start revolution that I really like! I’m not even halfway done with it but I feel so inspired to fight for liberation! Visit the almost certainly affiliated link on the screen to buy it!

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Good thing J’s listening to this as an audiobook. A real book would prevent food-shoveling hands from cramming as much crap as possible in that maw.
 
A detail I missed:


They’re reusing cardboard soda boxes for their watermelon cards. They actually have a stack of them on the table. Contemplating the amount of soda these two women go through in a week is mind boggling.

So, their shitty elementary school drawings appear to be on normal white paper, not the cartons from their soft drinks, but each drawing has a matching piece of carton under it. Are they mailing their drawings in envelopes and using the cardboard to keep them from getting bent in the mail? If so, why not just draw your dumb pictures on white cardstock and make a homemade postcard? It would save postage, meaning more cards could be mailed, and it's not like a slightly battered postcard is going to get any less attention than an envelope full of trash. Plus, a postcard would display their super urgent message about Palestine to everyone involved in the distribution process, not just the final recipient.
They're using expensive watercolor paper for the front and the cardboard on the back to make it a postcard which is...very dumb and unnecessary. I guess they probably had the watercolor paper on hand for some past elementary school type arts and crafts, but that paper will pick up even the slightest bit of dirt on your fingers. They're going to be so grimy.
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Corissa is really packing it back on. The people with IBS/digestive or bowel issues that I've known have all been rather skinny because as much as they liked food, eating ultimately led to unpleasantness. It really adds credibility to massive overindulgence in food being just as much of an addiction as drugs.
 
Corissa is really packing it back on. The people with IBS/digestive or bowel issues that I've known have all been rather skinny because as much as they liked food, eating ultimately led to unpleasantness. It really adds credibility to massive overindulgence in food being just as much of an addiction as drugs.
Food addicts get the added benefit of "You just want me to not eat and die?" as the gotcha to keep eating, so I feel like it's harder to maintain. They say when you quit drugs you have to cut them out entirely, avoid the people who use them, etc. Can't really avoid food. Living with J probably doesn't help. They feed (lol) off one another.
 
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