This seems entirely plausible, and the idea that Patrick rake-stepped into his longest Twitter ban (cutting himself off from the thing he loves most in life) is highly amusing.
This may be the most important post in fatrick lore in the last little while, atalker.
Huh huh huh huh huh prison RULES.
it's a small thing, but pat responding to a post in which he's accused of telling someone "your life is already over, stalker. enjoy prison" by saying "your life is already over, stalker. enjoy prison" is quite beautiful
Prison your life is, already. Enjoy stalker!
I believe his only concept of how a fist is made is from the primarily homosexual practice of a man ramming his fist up another man's asshole.
this looks like he was trolled into doing it
They've tried really hard, too. I mean he'll deny someone is his liver or his toilet. He will literally argue with someone claiming to be his toilet, pointing out they are not in fact his toilet. Somehow he'd "lose" if he didn't. And somehow he "wins" if he points out, repeatedly, that his own toilet is not in fact posting on Twitter, someone is PRETENDING to be his toilet.
Pat on blue sky, or whatever it's called, is hilarious. He fucking hates it and it is so obvious.
patrick truly is just an open and shameless DNC shill. Now that the DNC seems to be turning on creepy Joe, Patso is updating his programmed talking points. He will pretend that was only our delusions that he ever said Biden was the greatest most productive president of our time.
The stupider and more juvenile they are the funnier it becomes because Pat is compelled to respond to everything completely seriously. The one from the OP where someone says he got caught shitting on his neighbour's lawn makes me laugh out loud every time I read it.
He actually did that, though. He routinely just goes out and shits on people's lawns. More people should be aware of this. They wake up, their lawn has a pile of fat guy turds. Those are from Pat!
And considering his diet is so rich in homemade pepperoni, imagine the smell.
I diagnose him with cluster F personality disorder for fat, faggot, and failure. That's just how fat he is, he gets more clusters than regular people.
Fatrick having to pay out Leslie on top of Quasi would be most excellent.
He used to be really fond of the Chicago Sunroof before he got too fat to climb on cars
Another banger post as always, your investigative journalism never ceases to entertain. My favorite part was him seething for literal years about losing the blue check. It really was all he had, wasn't it?
