porkWellington
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Sorry ladies, rules are rules. Pantsu, and Deni, Ralph won the Superbowl, you both have to go back to Merida.
š· Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit
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>Favourite team wins volleyball match
>Tags Show Feet in Xeet
>Show feet laughs
>AS A MADDAH OF FACK I DUN THINK ABOUT YEWWWW AT ALL HARRREH
You dumb, imbecilic pig.
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People get pretty autistic over their football teams, probably the most autistic second only to politics. It makes no sense to me either. It's not like Ethan is getting a trophy, money, prestige or anything tangible from the Chiefs winning. He's just another fat American living vicariously through athletic men cause he doesn't have the will or fortitude to train himself.
But just to give you an idea of how retarded sportsball makes people, here's an article from 2017 where a guy stabbed his own brother to death after arguing over a fuckin football game.
People riot and get into fistfights way more often about sports than they do politics, it's easily the biggest spergrage anger generator in the world. As an eternal clout/fame/trendchasing retard it's prime time for him to jump on the bandwagon and sap more donos from clueless idiots
Rage Pig
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The laws of W's and L's never fails. I can't believe Ralph is going to get beheaded by the cartel in turn for his team winning the Superbowl. What a big sacrifice for him to make.
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Ralph shares the Chiefs with millions of other fatass fans.
Harry Morris shares Rozy Morris with no other father figures.
These two men are not the same.
Harry Morris shares Rozy Morris with no other father figures.
These two men are not the same.
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Typical Ralph. Has to live off the coattails of other peopleās wins as he has none of his own
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Literally and figuratively cannot be stopped. The credits should roll now. Ethan Ralph secured the nice weather victory.
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lol yeah dude that's why people from every country on earth have dreams of one day visiting Polanco.
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He could be in Boise and heād say the same thing. Wherever Ralph is at any given moment is āMUCH betterā than where his many archenemies are.
Is slighting LA a dig at Daxipad? Did Dax ever respond to his tweets about the gay-ass online game show?
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For sure dude I remember all those Packers Wins Matter protests that took the nation by storm
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Shows what you know. Ralph's getting flown out to be given a medal for his service before being taken on an intimate date by Taylor Swift. In fact, there's been arrangements made to capture Heinous Harry, strap him down, and clamp his eyes open Clockwork Orange style to force him to witness Ralph's glorious victory.
That tweet's from November, so unlikely. Probably an attempted dig at Faith or MWV, even though neither live anywhere near there. To some people, Los Angeles represents the entirety of California, like how Nevada is just Las Vegas, or how New York state is comprised solely of NYC. Ralph's just retarded.
KneeLengthCock
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Faith and her family are in the San Fernando Valley, IIRC. More baby momma shit.
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Lol no theyāre in the northern shithole areas around Sacramento. But I believe Vickers recently said Faith was moving to San Diego. I would love to know how sheās able to afford that. Xanderās real dad must have a very good job.
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Look at his faggot mannerisms. He has the mouth of an Asian grandpa. He used to soyface which we mocked him for. Glad we're still living rent free in his fat head.
A fusion of LA and NYC (presumably he means the city not the state)?
Right, so Polanco is Hell on earth.
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That anti-fat filter is starting to delete his lower jaw and make him look like Leafy's father.
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If Ralph had any real money to his name, you just know heād get addicted to plastic surgery in a quest to fix his shit.
A chin implant would help but you canāt polish a turd. Ralph definitely canāt afford Kybella injections, which permanently kill fat cells and are often used to get rid of a double chin. But I wish he could, because they make the patientās throat swell like a bullfrogās and Ralph would look hilarious like that.
A chin implant would help but you canāt polish a turd. Ralph definitely canāt afford Kybella injections, which permanently kill fat cells and are often used to get rid of a double chin. But I wish he could, because they make the patientās throat swell like a bullfrogās and Ralph would look hilarious like that.
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