Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Captain Manning]

Yesterday, I watched a well known cow, dressed as a horse, dunk on a pedo supporter and horse cock connoisseur (Vaush) for 4 hours, in the most savage way possible. He also had choice words for Tipster and Keffals.

He did such a good job that even many Kiwis, who otherwise despise Ethan Klein, were applauding him for it. Laughing with Ethan, and not at him for once.

53K live views. The chat was electrified.

Just think. This could have been Nick. A callback to his roast of Jack Murphy from days of yore. A man who once claimed to detest the sort degeneracy Ethan was mocking, and did it in a way where you didn't doubt his sincerity.

Alas, because of Vaush's pro-pedo positions, I'm sure Masterson and Vito would not approve, and we can't very well have that now, can we?

What a disappointment Nick turned into.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

(Unrelated to the rest of your post but it’s just the line I needed)

The editing in that video is a nice touch because it makes clear that Nick was lying about being led astray by the chatter and also wrong that he didn't know what was being talked about because he was directly referencing the Andrew clip during his seethe session. Nick doesn't watch your channel in the same way he doesn't read this thread.

IIRC they even offered him a percentage of the company if he wanted to buy in. That may have been a joke but I do remember him talking about it as investment opportunity.

Correct. Nick said he had been invited to invest in Balldo and was seriously considering it but the amount they were asking for was too much.

Just think. This could have been Nick. A callback to his roast of Jack Murphy from days of yore. A man who once claimed to detest the sort degeneracy Ethan was mocking, and did it in a way where you didn't doubt his sincerity.

No no no. His fans demand boring law stuff all the time where he reads off a legal news headline from three days ago.

 

[AnOminous]

Yes, when work starts feeling like work, just take a few steps back. Don't force anything. Think happy thoughts.

You know, to someone with an actual job, this would be good advice, but Balldo Man needs to be told anything but this.

Correct. Nick said he had been invited to invest in Balldo and was seriously considering it but the amount they were asking for was too much.

How much is too much? He already invested his entire reputation in turning into Balldo Man. That's basically his public image now. The weird creepy dude who shoves his balls into a bizarre cage and then rams them into people.

 

[Captain Manning]

No no no. His fans demand boring law stuff all the time where he reads off a legal news headline from three days ago.

About that...

I'm pretty sure when people said they wanted him to go back to legal stuff, what they meant was they wanted him to go back to reviewing legal filings in detail. Which is what he cut his teeth doing. This seems to be the position of people like @zyclonPD.

I think him reading stale Trump headlines is his attempt to desperately re-ingratiate himself with Rumble, and not based on an audience request. Doesn't seem to be working very well either

I think it's too late to go back legal filing reviews even if he wanted to though (which he doesn't, because that takes more effort than he wants to give these days). I think most people would question his ability to provide any valid legal insight into anything anymore. He's a shit lawyer, and an even shittier person.

The magic is gone.

 

[AnOminous]

I think him reading stale Trump headlines is his attempt to desperately re-ingratiate himself with Rumble, and not based on an audience request. Doesn't seem to be working very well either

He literally told that whole audience to fuck off. Now he's amazed they actually did.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I think most people would question his ability to provide any valid legal insight into anything anymore. He's a shit lawyer, and an even shittier person.

The magic is gone.

Nick is a textbook case of why you don’t make yourself the product when your followers are coming to you for (ostensible) subject matter expertise. Anyone with two brain cells would milk that shit for all it’s worth without dragging their personal lives or families into the show.

But Nick’s out of control ego convinced him that he wasn’t merely a semi-competent, affable decoder of legal mumbo-jumbo. He himself said recently, on one of the hot tub streams, that law was never the show’s focus — HE was the focus and the channel was simply named after his law firm. I’m not joking or exaggerating, Nick actually said this with a straight face.

 

[Mutthole]

Narcissists live with barely managed rage as they can't cope with social situations properly due to an underdeveloped ego. Every slight must be recorded as an attempt to injure and learned from so that it can't be allowed ever again. He has shown poor coping mechanisms to rejection, which is why it should be no surprise he lives life through the POV of a cuck.

Holy shit, you just described me to a T. How do I overcome this narcissism??

 

[AnOminous]

He himself said recently, on one of the hot tub streams, that law was never the show’s focus — HE was the focus and the channel was simply named after his law firm.

[THIS IS WHAT THIS RETARD ACTUALLY BELIEVES.]

Does he understand his crashing stats basically say he was absolutely fucking wrong about that?

 

[Potatoherder]

Watching him come groveling back to his audience with the kind of content they were their for originally and getting nothing for it fills me with schadenfreude. You told them to fuck off and they did, retard.

He is doing it in such the worse way too. Article reading streams are the death of a channel. Very few people can do them in an entertaining way and Nick seems to be doing them to punish the viewers.

On to the stream:
Better night than i expected for an article read stream for a topic that has already been covered to death by more intelligent people. YT took in $74. JasonOfTGA is paypig of the night with $80 or 53.7%, he is a QAnon person. 'jew' got 19 hits. Nick(31197417) said 6 things but nothing super interesting.

Thunk of the day: the unique chat users have been steady around 3-400 no matter how many 'viewers' he gets.

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[AnOminous]

He is doing it in such the worse way too. Article reading streams are the death of a channel. Very few people can do them in an entertaining way and Nick seems to be doing them to punish the viewers.

The viewers that ALREADY LEFT. You know, after he told them to FUCK OFF. And they did.

He has wine woms and retards now.

There's pretty much no way for him to pull up because he has no audience to get back. The retard wine mom and gay fag catfishing him audience is just not very big.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

It started off with me laughing at the idea that kids become more time consuming as they get older. It ended with me cackling at the idea that "content creator" is a hard job.

Can anyone here honestly say that as they gained their independence, they required MORE of their parents time?

Perhaps if they have more activities? But if the children's activities are ruling the schedule, an balance has been upset.

I think Nick is still blaming his children when post-Rittenhouse (assuredly Post-Depp) he could have paid someone to take them where they needed to go--if he tried hard enough. Send the oldest ones in an Uber or taxi, if you have to. He could have out earned that expense.

About that...

I'm pretty sure when people said they wanted him to go back to legal stuff, what they meant was they wanted him to go back to reviewing legal filings in detail. Which is what he cut his teeth doing. This seems to be the position of people like @zyclonPD.

I think him reading stale Trump headlines is his attempt to desperately re-ingratiate himself with Rumble, and not based on an audience request. Doesn't seem to be working very well either

I think it's too late to go back legal filing reviews even if he wanted to though (which he doesn't, because that takes more effort than he wants to give these days). I think most people would question his ability to provide any valid legal insight into anything anymore. He's a shit lawyer, and an even shittier person.

The magic is gone.

Nick endeared Kiwis and other niche people with niche content and they bonded to him for other news because he had the veneer of respectability and competence. He is quickly learning that his qualifications are objectively bad and the content unappealing to a mass audience. If Nick had gone mainstream, he would have been the person people watch because he is 'the person to watch'. His cult wouls draw people in and they wouls be convinced he is good becuase of how much others say it.

TL;DR: Nick was a marketing psyop.

 

[AnOminous]

I think Nick is still blaming his children when post-Rittenhouse (assuredly Post-Depp) he could have paid someone to take them where they needed to go--if he tried hard enough. Send the oldest ones in an Uber or taxi, if you have to. He could have out earned that expense.

This faggot just automatically blames anyone around him for shit he does himself. So he blames his kids for being a completely useless faggot. It's not me, it's my kids!

Fuck this useless asshole!

Don't believe his lies. His kids have nothing to do with this. It's all him.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

The ring light does not do him any favors. It just highlights how bad his skin is, you have to imagine how bad it is under less favorable light. There’s a reason why fags would spread AIDS at bathhouses, low light environment.

It also makes him look more deranged with his eyes. Looks like he has the eye of the Jew or the gay Sharingan.

 

[Hraf]

Looks like he is coping about his schedule and content heavily and the hug box comes to console him.

Nick can't find the time to work his job, between his 11 PM kid activities and emergency date nights. Kayla doesn't work and inexplicably can't handle household distractions that would prevent him from working. The nanny is bleeding him dry through death by a thousand snacks. The lawsuit is ongoing. The Rumble deal is nongoing. He told the many and varied groups of people who superchatted him to leave. Where is his income going to come from soon?

It might be time that he considers bringing another person into the relationship. Who though? Jamaica is a poor country, and while he may enjoy their skills, none of his Jamaican friends probably have the income needed for his lifestyle. Drexel might have the income and has known Nick from a young age, but he's already been domesticated by that college football whore/pimp/whatever.

So, while he may not be as dark of meat as preferred, MANdy may be the safe choice. MANdy is evidently in love with Nick, by virtue of how long he's stuck around sharing his lewd photos in somewhat intimate settings. Nick has serenaded him and told him that if things were different he'd never be single again. I believe Nick has also said that Kayla would fawn over him too. It's a win-win for everyone! Surely they'd be able to make something work between the three of them. Just something to consider.

 

[Kopasea]

I think Nick is still blaming his children when post-Rittenhouse (assuredly Post-Depp) he could have paid someone to take them where they needed to go--if he tried hard enough. Send the oldest ones in an Uber or taxi, if you have to. He could have out earned that expense.

One of my favorite theories is that Nick's in-laws discovered his grossness around Depp. He previously relied on them to take care of his kids and now he no longer has that so he's now shouldering a responsibility he never had to deal with before.

 

[East_Clintwood]

He himself said recently, on one of the hot tub streams, that law was never the show’s focus — HE was the focus and the channel was simply named after his law firm. I’m not joking or exaggerating, Nick actually said this with a straight face.

Man I wish I could read social cues so I could have figured out what his channel was actually about.

Spoiler: Not a law channel btw

 

[Captain Manning]

He has wine woms and retards now.

FIFY.

The wine moms fucked off as soon as they realized the ass-thong pics made them the subject of ridicule outside Nick's circle jerk. He has nothing but retards now. Any few wine mom's left are demonstrably more retarded than the ones who left.

He literally told that whole audience to fuck off. Now he's amazed they actually did.

This is why I'm wondering what the point would be in him even contemplating going to Anime Matsuri this year.

Last year he threw a conniption fit over Pippa and her fans, and he told the weebs they are weirdos who should just just fuck off. Most importantly, and most recently, is that the Vic case is now undeniably an unmitigated disaster.

Now, I get that there's plenty of people here who hate vtubers and anime, and that's fine. I split the difference in that I dislike vtubers, but (mostly) like anime.

That said, surely all groups would recognize the weirdness of him expecting to go to an anime con now, and receive a warm response. He didn't do so hot last year and, with the way Vic just ended, I think he'd be roundly shit on by the people who attend the con for Vic. Vic being a far bigger draw among the demographic that attends these cons.

This is a type of narcissism bordering on insanity. That people will flock to an anime con to see the great Nick Rekieta. He really thinks he's this great personality, that could successfully grift off anything, and his content is beside the point. Successful grifting usually involves at least pretending you like the stuff you're grifting off of. He was successful with Vic because people believed he cared about Vic and was at least a casual anime fan. Now, not so much. And I doubt him jerking off to Redo of Healer counts for much. Say what you want about weebs, but I don't think most of them are that pathetic. Redo of Healer is trash.

EDIT: Elaboration.

 

[AnOminous]

This is a type of narcissism bordering on insanity. That people will flock to an anime con con to see the great Nick Rekieta. He really thinks he's this great personality, that could successfully grift off anything, and his content is beside the point.

Meanwhile he's now mainly known as Balldo Man. A complete faggot. The guy who lost the case.

 

[Gorton Colu]

It almost feels wrong and it will probably remain unfulfilled, but I desire to see a livestream of a humbled Nick begging for foregiveness and for his audience to come back.

Something about performative smugness and how retarded it makes one look really makes me anticipate the humility saga For the contrast.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

We’re almost at the midpoint of Q1. What’s going on with Rumble apart from crickets, Nick?