Maddox / George Ouzounian / George Schnoz - OG Internet blogger, Author of the NYT bestseller Alphabet of Manliness, Cohost of the Biggest Problem in the Universe, Filer of the Lolsuit. MADDOX BLAST!

Maddox is just a relic of a bygone era where being a super edgelord online was all the rage because of the anonymity of the internet was still considered quaint and everyone had shitty websites. He wasn't able to properly evolve with the times and his shtick didn't hold up once that charm of reading/watching a (in my opinion) lackluster troll wore off.

I honestly can't think off the top of my head anyone popular on the internet at that time that are still successful today.
 
Before I begin let me be clear on feelings on Maddox Pre-Podcasting with an ED quote:
"Maddox (powerword George Ouzounian) is one of the pioneers of internet trolling, flaming, and unwarranted self importance."

Maddox before becoming a Podcaster was great, unfortunately when you try and make yourself a "brand" and become the next Adam Carolla, you lose most (if not all of what makes you great).

Timeline:
Pre podcast:
was great. Pioneered trolling, etc.

Maddox starts a podcast with none other than the only other troll that can match his callibur of trolling; Dick Masterson, author of 'men are better than women.' Dick Masterson is a God Tier troll here is proof if you are unfamiliar
This character alone got him a Job at Spike TV writing for Manswers.

Biggest problems in the universe: Maddox's autism begins: Maddox, rather than playing the character we all know and love, forgets he's a comedian and begins having layers of autism show through.

http://thebiggestproblemintheuniverse.com/episode-6/ Maddox defends herpes (34:45) this isn't anything until it was found out later that his current girlfriend might actually have herpes and thats why he's white knighting.

After a while Dick Begins trolling Maddox whenever he wins. Forces Maddox to watch a minute of titanic every time he loses. Starts beating Maddox with problems and Maddoxs keeps bitching that it is not a contests. The autism on maddox's behalf only ramps up but I will put some more notable examples.

http://thebiggestproblemintheuniverse.com/episode-30/
Despite bring in pedophilia as a "problem", Maddox defends pedophiles.

"Dick: I don't think…I don't want to leave it up to, like, these people who are looking for help and struggling to express their feelings to their therapists. I don't want it to be in the hands of a therapist to sell them down the river for it.
Maddox: Yeah. Right.
Dick: Plus, if I was a pedophile, I wouldn't go to therapy, then. If that were the case.
Maddox: If you knew. Exactly. It deters people from going to get help. Um, so. This is something I keep finding over and over in the literature that I read. Pedophilia is considered a psychiatric disorder, not a moral failure. I was talking to a friend awhile back, who I said…I asked him…obviously, nobody is in favor of pedophilia, right?
Dick: Uh-huh.
Maddox: But I said, "Should we demonize these people to the extent that we are?" because you wouldn't say, like…an autistic person who committed a crime or did something inappropriate. Like…that book and movie, "Of Mice and Men", basically, Lenny, George's brother in the movie, he's a little bit slow. He has some learning development issues, or something like that, and near the end of the movie, he…
Dick: I thought he was full-on exceptional.
Maddox: Well, he may have been. And yeah, that's the correct term we like to use. (laughs) (Dick cracks up) And near the end of the movie…(laughing) Near the end of the movie, he accidentally kills someone. And the punishment he got…they hunted him down and…
Dick: (interjects) Kill him! Yeah.
Maddox: Wanted to kill him, right? Is that just.
Dick: Yes.
Maddox: (scoffs) Okay. Well, I guess that's the end of this debate. (Dick cackles)
Dick: What do you want 'em to do?
(Sound clip: Angelo's mom: " You dumb shit!")
Dick: Sit him down and talk to him about it??!"
...
Maddox: Uh-huh. Yeah, well. You know what, they should have just put him in a choke hold, huh? Um…(laughs) very timely. According to Fred Berlin, a psychiatrist and director for the Sexual Behavior Unit at Johns Hopkins. "We don't know why we experience the sexual desires that we do. For so long we've looked at this as if it's simply a moral issue. People are supposed to have certain attractions. And often, society said if you experience a different kind of sexual temptation or feelings, you're not as morally worthy a person." He said that, "It's not someone's fault that they have the condition, but it is their responsibility to do something about it. Telling me that someone has pedophilia is like someone saying about me that I'm a heterosexual. It doesn't tell you whether I'm kind, cruel, introverted, or extroverted, caring or not caring, intelligent or not intelligent."

http://thebiggestproblemintheuniverse.com/episode-45/ Maddox after spending most of the podcasts life pretending to be a smoth ladies mans doesn't understand how a penis injury works. This will give was to the running joke of "bags of sand", a refernce to the 40 year old virgin because whenever Maddox tries describing sex throughout the whole show, he is always off and describing things no one can relate to. He also shows he is a complete idiot who fell for the MARS ONE scam and believed it was legit and was ready to give money.

http://thebiggestproblemintheuniverse.com/episode-80/ Maddox comes out as anti-Trump shitting out all of the [current year] talking points you'd expect.

I could go on and on in great detail, but it's two years of Maddox slowly turning from Bad-ass troll pirate causing butt hurt on the internet to the faggot who constantly quotes "think pieces" and gets all his opinions from Salon. What you are about to see is Maddox descend into faggotry.

The Best debate in the universe:
When biggest problem ended, there was controversy due to Maddox thanking everyone except Dick, and refusing to even speak his name. It was known things ended badly, it was leaked by private convo that Dick told some random fan that Dick and Maddox aren't friends. He does the show for money and fans, and Maddox cuts out so much content that it pisses him off.

Dick handles it well. Praises Maddox, says it ended due to "Artistic Differences" and that some of the tension on the show was real. (Make sure it is Episode one in link)

Meanwhile, after killing the Podcast; Maddox started going crazy with the Ban hammer. Anyone asking about dick, mentioning Dick or saying Maddox's new show sucked was banned on all forms of social media.

As a result of this the two started two competing podcasts. Dick hit major patreon bank because of how Maddox handled the break up.
(any mention of this to Maddox will get you banned)

And because Maddox gets pissy, Maddox deletes the entire BPITU site. However Dick makes a back up copy

Maddox then had the podcast RSS and itunes feed redirect to HIS new show

Dick talks about his dissatisfaction with shit Maddox is pulling. Says he wanted to end things professionally, starts shit talking Maddox.

Maddox Brings Back the site after Dick goes public about the conversation he had about deleting all the old work and Maddox blocking him like a bitch. Maddox claims he took down everything for "cyber security" purposes. Then gives away bonus paid episodes for free.

Dick gets pissed about the bonus pay episodes being given away for free because he was giving away his cut of those episodes as well. Continues to shit all over Maddox.

Maddox's podcast starts strong, but slowly goes down the toilet in quality.

It comes out that all guests that go one Maddox's show or get a program on his network have to agree to never appear as guests on the Dick show.

Finally, Maddox responds

Basically it boils down to a "it wasn't artist difference", then at the end of the video he says that there were artistic differences. He then tries to make it sound like Dick is a pro-rape maniac and Dick maintains a Rape list (a rape list on 1 of 2 unofficial 8chan boards). Maddox has of course blocks all rating and comments on this.

He also has been banning people who remind him in his 1st book he gave detailed instructions on how to commit sexual assault because "C is for copping a feel"
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He has been hamming up the anti-rape virtue signaling as well. He is in full DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING damage control mode.
https://sli.mg/yJWOa5 <this image has been getting DMCA'd on Imgur

Some comments Maddox made, then deleted
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His audience for his podcast has been in rapid decline as well.

TL;DR?
Maddox used to be the king of shit talk, now he spurgs out, throws tantrums, virtue signals and deletes fucking everything.

No one can fully master the act of shitpost without it taking control of your mentality
 
Maddox is just a relic of a bygone era where being a super edgelord online was all the rage because of the anonymity of the internet was still considered quaint and everyone had shitty websites. He wasn't able to properly evolve with the times and his shtick didn't hold up once that charm of reading/watching a (in my opinion) lackluster troll wore off.

I honestly can't think off the top of my head anyone popular on the internet at that time that are still successful today.

Ah of course. Those were the days, when you could download and email to your friends text files of the Jolly Roger Cookbook and bask in the edgyness of sharing illegal information and sticking it to The Man.

Of course, everything in said text files was pretty much factually flawed and likely to poison you if you actually tried it.

Then again, who would want to be a pro youtuber today? They're all idiots. Pewdiepie? Screaming cunt. Alfie Deyes? Has no real original content. Zoella? Boring as shit. The best YouTube channels are done as a hobby, not a full time job - Periodic Videos, Sandra Lee, TNT Amusements, etc. Once you start obsessing over viewer figures and analytics you start to produce shit and pandering and clickbait.
 
Then again, who would want to be a pro youtuber today? They're all idiots. Pewdiepie? Screaming cunt. Alfie Deyes? Has no real original content. Zoella? Boring as shit. The best YouTube channels are done as a hobby, not a full time job - Periodic Videos, Sandra Lee, TNT Amusements, etc. Once you start obsessing over viewer figures and analytics you start to produce shit and pandering and clickbait.

https://www.youtube.com/user/RedLetterMedia
 
I only heard about the "I'm better than your kids" one. I found it funny. Everything else, I'm just new to, but judging his mental state as of now, he'll probably come out a troon anytime soon.
 
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