Careercow Adam White / Chibi / Chibinekodemyx / Aquana / ShinyAquana - Cringeworthy Speedrunner Extraordinaire, Online Predator, Sexual Deviant, Banned from magnet therapy, Has been to Japan and never shuts up about it, made an ass of himself on national Japanese television

[Super Dilator Duel 3D]

I might be able to answer if spending 300 bucks on the service is worth it if, y'know, I knew what service it is.

Since he mentioned that it has a Discord server, my immediate assumption is that he is intentionally leaving out the name of the service so that nobody follows him in and gets screenshots of his awkward messages. That seems too smart for him, though.

We’ll figure it out once he’s pityposting about the other members kicking him out for sending pictures of his cat sitting on his penis to a dozen more people.

 

[hfuenms83]

300 bucks is a lot for a group class at 12x120mins.

You can get teachers for 1:1 classes at that price, which is much more valuable than a group of weebs who constantly ask dumb questions and slow down the entire class because they don't take homework and study seriously.

 

[TATE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODE!!]

300 bucks is a lot for a group class at 12x120mins.

You can get teachers for 1:1 classes at that price, which is much more valuable than a group of weebs who constantly ask dumb questions and slow down the entire class because they don't take homework and study seriously.

Knowing Cheebs it's really a way to slide into some new jailbait discord server.

 

[Wonathan Joss]

Adam can't go to colossalcon because everyone hates poor wittle chibi

Don't worry chibi, everyone across all conventions is aware of you being a sex pest and hates you

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I like how he puts it as nicely as "everyone who attends hates my guts".
"Had to be the one con I'm banned from for sharing unsolicited cum squirt videos" would be more accurate.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

300 bucks is a lot for a group class at 12x120mins.

You can get teachers for 1:1 classes at that price, which is much more valuable than a group of weebs who constantly ask dumb questions and slow down the entire class because they don't take homework and study seriously.

Yeah but that would require effort and for him to be focused. This way he can larp that he's learning and try to impress everybody else with his knowledge of anime, Kingdom Hearts and whatever Mario game he prefers.

 

[Bango Bongo in the Congo]

Yeah but that would require effort and for him to be focused. This way he can larp that he's learning and try to impress everybody else with his knowledge of anime, Kingdom Hearts and whatever Mario game he prefers.

Did you know he’s been to Japan?

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Did you know he’s been to Japan?

What? He's been to Nihon? The Promised Land?! The land spoken of in whispers known as The Golden Country? Truly he is the son of God himself to have traveled so far and to have deigned to come back and regale us with tales of Pocky, Ramen and... Kung-Fu... that's Japanese right?

And I'm sure he's going to be saying that endlessly to the rest of the rejects in his Discord group.

Part of me now wants to infiltrate it but... I'm not paying money for that. $300 can buy me a lot of things that are more important.

 

[Eadred]

Part of me now wants to infiltrate it but... I'm not paying money for that. $300 can buy me a lot of things that are more important.

Imagine how many magic stone collars you could buy for 300 dollars!

 

[Super Dilator Duel 3D]

Imagine how many magic stone collars you could buy for 300 dollars!

Fool, Chibi's dark energy moon collar is priceless. His grandpa may have spent $15 on it at a Florida tourist trap, but through the incomprehensible power of Adam's giga-autism it has transcended all that you might understand and become an artifact of true strength!

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Imagine how many magic stone collars you could buy for 300 dollars!

Sounds like a better investment. I mean you could turn around and sell those on Etsy for a profit by claiming they have "magical healing abilities" or something. Stupid people love crystals and magic stones.

Fool, Chibi's dark energy moon collar is priceless. His grandpa may have spent $15 on it at a Florida tourist trap, but through the incomprehensible power of Adam's giga-autism it has transcended all that you might understand and become an artifact of true strength!

And that strength manifested itself when he got banned from an anime convention and got made fun of on Japanese TV.

 

[Gornery]

Looks like chibs brother is moving in with his nubian princess.

 

[winterfag]

Lol warning about weird/creepy people on Craigslist when dealing with chibi of all people

 

[Gornery]

Lol warning about weird/creepy people on Craigslist when dealing with chibi of all people

based on his past interactions, i'm pretty sure that commenter is a badly disguised troll trying to gain adams confidence.

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

God help whoever gets duped into signing a lease with our チビ王子.

 

[Super Dilator Duel 3D]

God help whoever gets duped into signing a lease with our チビ王子.

I would bet money he’s going to try to move in with a much younger, attractive girl in the hopes that she’ll become his live-in sex dispenser. If this happens he will probably get kicked out for being inappropriate with her.

 

[Huge Fuckin Nerd]

Sell the house and move to Japan cheebs! Ganbatte!

 

[hfuenms83]

Imagine moving in with someone who does not clean their cum and piss stained room in 2 years time and gives themselve a huge pat on the back when they shove some of the trash under their sheetless matrass.

 

[Eadred]

The only reason to move in with him would be to keep Adam from molesting that poor cat again. But then again his lusting gaze would fall upon the poor soul that just moved in with him. Tough choice to make there.

 

[Fatal Walter]

Yeah, I feel like it might be more appropriate for Chibi to cosplay chubby Kamoshida instead of chubby Joker.

 

[AlmightyMagichan]

If Persona 5 wanted to be more realistic, Chibi would be perfect for the moon confidant.