Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[The Blue Morpho]

Step 1: Wait patiently
Step 2: Rock the soap
Step 3: After 6 years have gross sex with a swamp hag
Step 4: Make 2 grand in superchats
Step 5: Drink malt liquor and slay the trolls

Trust the plan tubez

 

[Mister Baranavichy]

Kek. Waiting for 6 years for this to come along. Yeah Josh, you got it all figured out. You truly are a Playa.

EDIT: That 40oz is going to fuck him up by the time he gets halfway through it.

Considering it feels like he's sick and the last healthy thing that entered his body was artificial, he's either gonna pass out or be destroyed by that time.

 

[Shiba Inu Strike Force]

He gave her a knife

 

[Maldron the Assassin]

I don't want to hear about them having sex anymore. Please make it stop,.

I want the sex tape.

 

[YouGuysAren'tThatSmart]

Happy Valentine's day. Instead of a meal you got a pocket knife. Troo love, toob. Time to suck on titties.

 

[Robert w'E'd Leef]

He gave her a knife

How is this dumb bitch expecting to get this knife on the plane back, assuming she leaves (she won't)?

 

[Bogliacci]

Wait is she saying one of those boxes is for her? Did she acatually ship herself shit so she could stay there?!?!?!?

 

[Bixby Snyder]

A knife...

"Here is exhibit A, your honor."

 

[Mister Baranavichy]

Future murder weapon coming in nicely toobz.

 

[Slim Boglim]

Oof he just let slip she's only there to "own da troles". Backpedaled a bit after it came out but he said it.

Imagine housing a retarded gutter slut for a week to make a statement against your haters and believing it's a win. They're using each other which we already knew but it couldn't be more obvious now.

I mean it IS a win to him. People have been trolling him for years about not having a gf and telling him “he needs to get laid.” Not to mention he’s constantly assured he’d get a gf and have sex if he just waited patiently long enough despite literally everybody constantly mocking him for it.

If I went back 3 months ago and asked if you’d think Cobes would ever have sex ever again for his whole life you’d probably have a hearty laugh and say no just as I did. But despite it all he DID have sex again and he really DID just have to wait patiently for it to happen. The quality of the sex or the woman he’s fucking is irrelevant.

Cobes:
- people said he’d never have sex ever again? He had sex
- people constantly telling him “he needs to get laid” because it triggers him? He’s gotten laid
- constant mockery from people about his “waiting patiently” strategy? He got laid by waiting patiently

Of course he’s gonna treat it as a win. According to the “win conditions” set by the trolls themselves it is quite literally a win. People are just moving the goal post now because they’re buttblasted. “Yeah, well, she’s ugly.” Okay? And? People said he’d never have sex again and he needed to get laid. They didn’t say it had to be with a sane or attractive woman

Bottom line is if you hold it over a guy for years that he’ll never have sex and then he ends up having sex don’t be surprised when he gloats and tries to rub it in people’s faces

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

He always did have a thing for gas station knives. The TSA is gonna have a fun time dealing with Jessica on the way back.

 

[YouGuysAren'tThatSmart]

I want the sex tape.

To torture the people you have chained in your basement?

 

[The Blue Morpho]

Wait is she saying one of those boxes is for her? Did she acatually ship herself shit so she could stay there?!?!?!?

If that's what she meant when she said that, holy shit is that bad news.

The meaning was unclear to me though, she might have just claimed one of his packages. But man if she actually mailed herself a package then we are literally in bogcon 5 right now.

 

[Bixby Snyder]

I believe this is called a Pyrrhic Victory....

 

[Robert w'E'd Leef]

He always did have a thing for gas station knives. The TSA is gonna have a fun time dealing with Jessica on the way back.

"It's a fucking KNIFE, BITCH. GAWWWD, YOU FUCKING BITCH, IT'S A FUCKING KNIFE, BITCH. IS THAT A PROBLEM, BITCH? GAWWWWWWWWWD"

 

[R00k]

Wait is she saying one of those boxes is for her? Did she acatually ship herself shit so she could stay there?!?!?!?

The way i understood it was it was a box of stuff she ordered for him.

 

[YouGuysAren'tThatSmart]

If that's what she meant when she said that, holy shit is that bad news.

The meaning was unclear to me though, she might have just claimed one of his packages. But man if she actually mailed herself a package then we are literally in bogcon 5 right now.

She's a hobosexual like Amberlynn Reid. I bet she "misses" her plane.

 

[Maldron the Assassin]

To torture the people you have chained in your basement?

I came here for a spectacle.

 

[UncommonParlence]

What if Josh is so inexperienced that he thinks this is normal and is willing to put up with it indefinitely?

If anyone is retarded enough to put up with her obnoxious continuous guttural utterances it's cobra.

She's the absolute WORST I've ever seen or heard of. Her hamfisted ball juggling manipulation techniques are so fucking sickening.

The fakest shit I've seen. This bitch would fuck buffalo bill if he had weed at the bottom of his pit. I would love to see the ftw blue god confrontation when he gets out of Jail.

Truth is boglims be nonpredictworthy. There's no telling which way his frog looking ass will jump.

There's non zero odds that he actually still likes her ... baffling as that may be.

Funny Clint had to come verify he was still alive. Fucking cobra IS still smug as he'll.

He has in no way, shape, form, or fashion learned his lesson. He continues to double down.

Did you hear that KFC got rid of the double down? KFC got rid of the double down... KFC. Double down. Double KFC down.

 

[Bogliacci]

Im sick of this succubog muting and hiding shit on the stream