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Putin's Bananas Ban Backfires as Russians Told to Grow Their Own Fruit​

Russians have been told to grow their own bananas as a shortage looms, days after President Vladimir Putin issued a ban on imports from Ecuador, its largest supplier of the fruit, seemingly over an arms shipment spat.

Oleg Knyazkov, the head of the industry expertise center at Rosselkhoznadzor, the Russian consumer watchdog, told local news outlet Gazeta that he predicts there will be a nationwide shortage of bananas in a month. He advised Russians to start growing them domestically.

His comments come after Putin suspended banana imports from five Ecuadorian companies on February 2, saying the decision was made due to the detection of pests in shipments of the fruit. Weeks earlier, Quito accepted a U.S. offer to exchange Soviet-era military equipment for modern U.S. weapons in a deal worth $200 million.

The United States said that Ecuador's Soviet-era equipment would be sent to Ukraine amid the ongoing war started by Russia in February 2022.

The move was blasted by Russian Foreign Ministry spokeswoman Maria Zakharova, who said Ecuador had made a "reckless decision under serious pressure from external interested parties."

"If we were talking about 'scrap metal,' as it is called in Ecuador, it is unlikely that Washington would offer modern equipment in exchange, and for a rather impressive amount," she said.

Russia imports 90 percent of its bananas from Ecuador, local media reported. State-run news agency RIA Novosti reported that the ban could cause Ecuador to lose up to $754 million in a year.

Newsweek has contacted the Foreign Ministries of Russia and Ecuador for comment via email.

Knyazkov said the 1-month shortage timeline was due to the fact that some shipments from Ecuador sent prior to the ban still haven't reached Russian stores.

He said, however, that this will be a temporary shortage, as partial imports of bananas from India have already been established, but noted that there are still logistical difficulties.

Knyazkov said this temporary shortage could be compensated by growing bananas in Russia. He pointed to successful experiments on the acclimatization of tropical plants in the Krasnodar territory.

Newsweek previously found that shortages of items in Russia were causing price hikes nationwide.

In a rare apology by the Russian president, Putin said during his end-of-year press conference that insufficient imports and increased demand were to blame for hiked egg prices.

"I'm sorry about this problem. This is a setback in the government's work," Putin said on December 14. "I promise that the situation will be corrected in the near future.
 
"I'm sorry about this problem. This is a setback in the government's work," Putin said on December 14. "I promise that the situation will be corrected in the near future.
He should've done a western larp.
"There's an egg shortage, experts say they're bad for you anyway - here's why an egg shortage is ackshually a good thing!"
 
First no McDonalds, then no PornHub, and now no bananas? How do they expect to get any American tourists this way?
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Liberator is disappointed.

Also, obligatory:
 
We'll see I guess, there's plenty of bananas so far, I ate two with kefir after today's training. But if/when there's a shortage, I won't notice, I don't even know of a recipe that calls for bananas except for banana bread.
 
I dont see the backfire here. More sources of fruit domestically? That isn't really a burn.
The Soviet exchange students at my school in the late 80s/early 90s went fucking insane over bananas. There was a party with all of them and one of the girls saw bananas and it led to going to the grocery store and buying about 30lbs of them which lasted ten minutes, mainly devoured by the 15 or so Russians. I don't know if they are as crazy over them now, but at the tail end of the USSR they were a status symbol and only one of them had ever had one. I think that was the biggest culture clash moment until the reciprocal trip where we got to visit an army base and they saw no issue with us just wandering into an armory and picking up RPGs.

Judging by the per capita consumption numbers they still are, the country goes through a million and a half tons a year. Or did, before invading their neighbor, not sure how much they've gotten the last couple years.
 
I don't know if they are as crazy over them now, but at the tail end of the USSR they were a status symbol and only one of them had ever had one.
Wait until I show you the line into the first McDonalds on Pushkinskaya square. I still remember the taste. It wasn't about getting fast food, it was about getting to experience an exciting world completely different from ours.

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Judging by the per capita consumption numbers they still are, the country goes through a million and a half tons a year. Or did, before invading their neighbor, not sure how much they've gotten the last couple years.

Nah, you can still get as much as you want at any grocery store. It is no longer a coveted status symbol, but kids love it, and you need something to top off a protein shake with.
 
So long as he doesn't tell Russians to melt down all their cookware so he can build railroads I don't think this is too much of a loss.
 
No problem. Apparently Syberia was always tropical rainforest according to the zigger.

Why can't they grow bananas there?
 
I remember an article by a western journalist going to East Berlin after the Wall came down, and noting with amusement what the former East Germans were buying in the free market West.

While he spotted some going home with Nikes and Big Macs and porno mags, he also noted a lot of people buying bananas and reams of fresh notepaper.

Took him a sec to realize they were buying things they hadn't been able to get back home, probably for years.

Things for which an sudden abundance of was just as good as grabbing the West's stereotypical consumer goodies.

The communist economy was so moribund, even simple economic utilities like fresh fruit and paper with lines on it were luxuries.
 
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He advised Russians to start growing them domestically.
That seems like it would require a lot of greenhouses.
The Soviet exchange students at my school in the late 80s/early 90s went fucking insane over bananas.
My mom said there was a girl that came from the USSR at her work in the 80s and she had never shaved before and they had to teach her how.
 
The most interesting thing I have to say here is this:

BONE MUSIC.

Also, Slavs are monke. If Hitler had skipped the shit with the Jews and France and just gone straight through Poland to Moscow, 4/20 would be a holiday throughout the Free World.
 
Wait until I show you the line into the first McDonalds on Pushkinskaya square. I still remember the taste. It wasn't about getting fast food, it was about getting to experience an exciting world completely different from ours.

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Nah, you can still get as much as you want at any grocery store. It is no longer a coveted status symbol, but kids love it, and you need something to top off a protein shake with.
The McDonald's was pretty amazing when I was there (March and April, 1991), not long before the tanks rolled on the Kremlin. The kids had pretty much all sided with Yeltsin by then, even before he climbed onto the tanks the coup group sent into Moscow.

Anyway, the McDonald's had a short line for foreigners (can't remember if it was hard currency only, I think it wasn't despite most of the other western places like Pizza Hut requiring hard currency for the special lines), but that wasn't any fun. That line moved really fast, considering, and it was the only really public place where the people were open and friendly. All the Soviet Russians I saw were really closed up in public, just staring at their toes and quietly trudging around, completely opposite of how they were in private. It was really oppressive feeling, but the McDonald's line was like a party with thousands of friends. It was like a festival, with buskers and souvenir sellers. Even in that picture you can kind of see it in the faces you can see. The one other thing about the line that stood out was the lack of thieving gypsy children - there was usually a herd of them in every major public place aside from Red Square. They'd get chased out into St. Basil's Square or wherever. I imagine if was the KGB keeping up appearances.

It had been open for more than a year at that point but it was still surreal and amazing. The picture doesn't give any idea just how massive the place was inside.
 
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