Megathread The Pooner Zoo - A thread for collecting wild Pooners and posting OC Pooners, and anything Pooner related

Narwhal said:
First time I've seen a pooner in the wild. This message was posted in a private Facebook group I'm part of which, I can assure you, has nothing to do with troon shit nor is it a sort of meeting board.

Translation from Dutch:
"Are there any singles here who are looking for friendship or more?
I am ftm and i am 42 years old. I live in Rotterdam. I have pets. I love all animals and don't even kill mosquitos. I love Italy and preferably want to live there. I don't like watching series/movies. I am very serious and I don't really like jokes. I have autism, monophobia, bipolar disorder and gender dysphoria. I would also like to have a child. I like norms and values. I am against drugs."

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I think we've hit the jackpot here, folks. Please form an orderly queue!
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Dood mentioned
 
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Apparently older AAPs can make the AGP smirk too
 
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Tybalt The S@ucy B0y said:
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Apparently older AAPs can make the AGP smirk too
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Looks like any other skinny dyke you could find on the street. Nice girly pose and camera angle too.

Tybalt The S@ucy B0y said:
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Behold, the many faces of yung autoandrophiles. See if you can spot
1. Goofy lil guy (scrunching the face into a smile with the objective of replicating a twelve year old boy)
2. Psychomoding (angling the face downward and glaring up at the camera, makes the forehead look bigger and meant to replicate masculine intimidation)
3. Puffy face (pooners with heart-shaped feminine faces puff their cheeks out to give their face a rounder, and expectantly more boyish, face)
4. Pretty boy smoulder (self-explanatory. Ftm equivalent of troon duck lips)
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Bottom left looks like Pupinia Stewart and I had to do a double take. Got worried for a sec.
 
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Tybalt The S@ucy B0y said:
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hey gurly gurl. strike that pose, perk that booty gurl! yaaasss queen work it! work that camera, twist those hips, swirl that hand! woooo gurl you on fire queen!!!!! that waist looking snatched! what's yo "20cm snatched summer ready hot girl hot hourglass waist" pilates sesh? wooo work that!

Again, whenever these fucking pooners pose the girl/woman socialization comes right the fuck out. troon TIMs can't pose for shit most if not all the time. they don't know their angles, they don't know lighting, camera tricks such as perspective, etc. these TIFs can try ignore all that to appear manly but their hammered-in-by-society need to look good in pics for the gram and look cute override any attempt at looking manly according to our current society's standards.
 
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Hahaha hoooooly shit this thread is such a consistent feelgood romp. Every one of these chicks makes me feel so good to be a man. In all of their little shiny eyes, I was born better than them! This must be how it would feel to see pgymy cannibals in a zoo.
 
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Banditotron said:
Hahaha hoooooly shit this thread is such a consistent feelgood romp. Every one of these chicks makes me feel so good to be a man. In all of their little shiny eyes, I was born better than them! This must be how it would feel to see pgymy cannibals in a zoo.
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Even the most sad and pasty incel only needs to take a tour of the pooner zoo to feel like a chad!
 
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Did you know that every fear a pooner has is true, and not only that, but the reality is even worse? I have met at least dozens of trans"men" in my life due to my profession and not a single one of them wasn't a walking testament to the worst aspects of femininity. I've never gendered one as male when speaking about them, and I've never treated them as a fellow man, not even for a second. Not a single male thing about them, I guess besides trying to troon out in the first place. Normally that's a man's job. Hehehehehe!! Sorry I am just having too much fun thinking about the pooners from reddit doomscrolling this thread. Hi girls!
 
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Narwhal said:
<insane Dutch pooner whose biological clock is rapidly approaching midnight>
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Interesting that she uses "ftm" even in Dutch. Seems to be the case with other major European languages as well, judging from cursory Google searches with "trans" and "(je suis|ich bin|soy|sono) ftm".

As a burger and native English speaker, I feel compelled to beg forgiveness for the mind virus we have unleashed upon the world. (:_(
 
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GettrGriftr said:
The ultimate kill shot. A gender-special comes out as "Look at Me!" at work, and nobody cares

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I came out and nobody noticed

Came out at my work
Got a new name tag and a shiny pronoun pin
I was promised my name would be changed over on the breaksheet they had 3 days knowledge of me coming out and yet it wasn't changed

Nobody noticed my new name tag or my new pin

Not even my closest friend
I asked of he wanted to see it that I'd show him
He said he'd see it next time
Will admit I was pushy and showed him anyway
Which he responded with halfhearted clapping
I asked if he was proud and he just kept clapping and didn't say a word

I was hoping maybe anybody would notice but nothing nobody cared
Not even my friend who said nothing
Just clapped.

That's it.

This was a big step for me and it means a lot
It took so much courage to get here and nobody even cares its like I'm not even there.
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See, this just proves how oppressed these poor trans folx are, and how transphobic society is. Every day. when I turn up to work, the first thing all my co-workers do is line up to give me high-fives, and congratulate me for me being a white cis hetero male.
 
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Snuckening2 said:
See, this just proves how oppressed these poor trans folx are, and how transphobic society is. Every day. when I turn up to work, the first thing all my co-workers do is line up to give me high-fives, and congratulate me for me being a white cis hetero male.
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Thought it was just me. Nice to see another dude bro king homie guy get treated appropriately

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Adding to the list of pooners generally being 5' and under, was the sister of a family member's friend, who we ran into at the gym the other day.

Are they almost all short kings now?
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Yes. Every pooner is a manlet.

I'm curious though, as a lifter myself. What was she doin? What are her numbers? Does she at least look like she lifts or is she a DYEL?
 
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Half the posts are that Larry Lawton looking lady.

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Are you sure you're finished?

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Pussy's itchy. Better sew it up and attach an arm flesh tube.
(Do they sew it up or leave it open for atrophy products to leak out? I don't really care.)

This is a feminist, apparently:
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This one made me sad:
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User's post history is just more depressing stuff. And I encountered a new word: aplatonic. I thought it meant denying the existence of forms, but apparently it has something to do with not wanting friends.
 
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Standardized Profile said:
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Pussy's itchy. Better sew it up and attach an arm flesh tube.
(Do they sew it up or leave it open for atrophy products to leak out? I don't really care.)
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It's taking everything in me not to make a "scratching the itch" joke.

Ngl, nothing short of remarkable how the incel-to-tranny pipeline is being mirrored yet again. Can't get a dick to scratch that itch in your pussy? Better get rid of it and switch to anal like the true gay boy you are inside.
 
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