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Canadian man steals $180,000 worth of gold coins from Canadian mint. He smuggled them out in his ass.
http://www.slate.com/blogs/the_slat...heist_by_sticking_180_000_in_gold_up_his.html
He's a real butt pirate
http://www.slate.com/blogs/the_slat...heist_by_sticking_180_000_in_gold_up_his.html
He's a real butt pirate
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Best butt pirate ever.
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Serial sexter Anthony Weiner caught sexting with 15 year old girl.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...l-outfits-pressing-engage-rape-fantasies.html
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...l-outfits-pressing-engage-rape-fantasies.html
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Apparently the thief wasn't the only person to shove a gold coin into his anus in this case
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Well that puts my bad day at work into perspective
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The University of Sheffield did a study and found that of 250 children, 0 percent of them liked clowns.
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The Hagerstown Police Department released late Wednesday night two body-worn camera videos from officers who were on the scene after the accident involving a 15-year-old bicyclist striking a car on Sunday.
According to a news release from the City of Hagerstown, staff worked for several hours on Wednesday to process the video in an effort to protect the identity of the juvenile in accordance with Maryland law, as well as the subject whose vehicle was struck in the incident.
Body-worn cameras are constantly buffering a 30-second cycle. During the cycle, only video is captured. The video being released starts in the middle of a buffering cycle and has video only for several seconds before the audio begins, the release said.
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Activist assaults mayor with pie, leaves with stitches and a felony charge after the mayor knocks him out:
http://www.charlotteobserver.com/news/nation-world/national/article103362107.html
http://www.charlotteobserver.com/news/nation-world/national/article103362107.html
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Black Man accused of racism
To be fair, this is Ntokozo Qwabe, a giant asshole who tried to get the statue of Rhodes removed from Oxford University.... while being funded to study there entirely by the Rhodes Foundation. He was BTFO'd by the university Dean who pointed out there were plenty of places he could study where a marble statue wouldn't trigger him.
He went back to SA where he wanted to whip whitey and was even smacking phones out of people's hands with a sodding great stick.
To be fair, this is Ntokozo Qwabe, a giant asshole who tried to get the statue of Rhodes removed from Oxford University.... while being funded to study there entirely by the Rhodes Foundation. He was BTFO'd by the university Dean who pointed out there were plenty of places he could study where a marble statue wouldn't trigger him.
He went back to SA where he wanted to whip whitey and was even smacking phones out of people's hands with a sodding great stick.
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Pie-ing is a fairly time honored method of mocking a public official. It's also a crime, of course, but generally a fairly tame form of assault. People who do this kind of thing and more or less get away with it also often don't use a real pie (this clown used coconut cream), but something like whipped cream in a styrofoam pie plate. You want to avoid any possibility of physically injuring the target.
Here's where this guy fucked up and why he's looking at a felony and not a "you naughty boy."
"Strait said the mayor was talking to dinner guests when a man approached him from the side, grabbed him by the arm, yanked him off balance and slammed a pie into his face."
NO! WRONG!
So is pie-ing someone, really. You could end up shot if you fuck up and make them think you're actually dangerous, which is easy to do these days. But you definitely do not actually physically contact them.
This guy pretty much belongs in prison.
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be sure to click the link for the video which made me laugh like a chuckle fuck when they showed the knife.
http://www.thedenverchannel.com/new...wner-with-knife-in-hudson-family-in-disbelief
Dog stabs owner with knife in Hudson, family in disbelief
Deputies didn't believe the story at first
be sure to click the link for the video which made me laugh like a chuckle fuck when they showed the knife.
http://www.thedenverchannel.com/new...wner-with-knife-in-hudson-family-in-disbelief
Dog stabs owner with knife in Hudson, family in disbelief
Deputies didn't believe the story at first
HUDSON, Colo. -- They say you can't teach an old dog new tricks, but a young dog in Hudson may have accidentally learned something new after stabbing her owner with a knife on Wednesday.
No, you're not reading that wrong.
Celinda Haynes, the owner of a one-and-a-half-year-old Chesapeake Bay retriever dog named "Mia," was rushed to the hospital Wednesday morning after Mia reached over her and stabbed her left forearm with a paring knife.
"[Mia] likes to grab whatever she can to get people to play with her," explained Haynes' daughter, Chanda Stroup to Denver7.
As it turns out, Mia is rather large for her age and was able to climb to the kitchen counter, where she found her new sharp toy.
Trying to get Mia to let go of the knife, Haynes reportedly put treats on the ground and in her excitement, Mia reached over her arm and stabbed the owner when she went for the treats.
"I need to go to the hospital," Haynes told her daughter. "Mia just cut my arm with a knife!"
The wound -- a gash approximately 4-to-5-inches long and a quarter-of-an-inch-wide -- surprised medical staff at Platte Valley Medical Center, who did not believe the story at first. But they were not the only ones.
"I had to make sure I heard that right," said Brent Flot, the town Marshal.
Deputies were dispatched to the hospital as well as Haynes' home to investigate a case of possible domestic violence. At the hospital, officials did not believe the story. Back at the family's home, Flot found blood everywhere, which prompted suspicion.
Deputies contacted Haynes' husband to flesh out any suspicions of domestic violence, but he had been at the DMV renewing his license when the stabbing unfolded.
By the end of the day, Haynes had several stitches on her arm and the family was laughing about the situation.
As for Mia? "She felt pretty bad," Stroup said.
No, you're not reading that wrong.
Celinda Haynes, the owner of a one-and-a-half-year-old Chesapeake Bay retriever dog named "Mia," was rushed to the hospital Wednesday morning after Mia reached over her and stabbed her left forearm with a paring knife.
"[Mia] likes to grab whatever she can to get people to play with her," explained Haynes' daughter, Chanda Stroup to Denver7.
As it turns out, Mia is rather large for her age and was able to climb to the kitchen counter, where she found her new sharp toy.
Trying to get Mia to let go of the knife, Haynes reportedly put treats on the ground and in her excitement, Mia reached over her arm and stabbed the owner when she went for the treats.
"I need to go to the hospital," Haynes told her daughter. "Mia just cut my arm with a knife!"
The wound -- a gash approximately 4-to-5-inches long and a quarter-of-an-inch-wide -- surprised medical staff at Platte Valley Medical Center, who did not believe the story at first. But they were not the only ones.
"I had to make sure I heard that right," said Brent Flot, the town Marshal.
Deputies were dispatched to the hospital as well as Haynes' home to investigate a case of possible domestic violence. At the hospital, officials did not believe the story. Back at the family's home, Flot found blood everywhere, which prompted suspicion.
Deputies contacted Haynes' husband to flesh out any suspicions of domestic violence, but he had been at the DMV renewing his license when the stabbing unfolded.
By the end of the day, Haynes had several stitches on her arm and the family was laughing about the situation.
As for Mia? "She felt pretty bad," Stroup said.
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Originally made a thread but I'm not sure if it would warrant it.
Pedophile is convicted of sexually assaulting a 10 year old girl and is convicted to 19 years in prison. During the sentencing he jumps up and tries to attacks one of the prosecutors before he's tackled to the ground. Now he faces new charges that will put him away for even longer.
He also plans to appeal the sexual assault charges.
http://www.lansingstatejournal.com/...tor-sentenced-sexual-assault-charge/90729038/
Pedophile is convicted of sexually assaulting a 10 year old girl and is convicted to 19 years in prison. During the sentencing he jumps up and tries to attacks one of the prosecutors before he's tackled to the ground. Now he faces new charges that will put him away for even longer.
He also plans to appeal the sexual assault charges.
http://www.lansingstatejournal.com/...tor-sentenced-sexual-assault-charge/90729038/
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Originally made a thread but I'm not sure if it would warrant it.
It would be hard to look like more of a piece of shit.
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Originally made a thread but I'm not sure if it would warrant it.
Pedophile is convicted of sexually assaulting a 10 year old girl and is convicted to 19 years in prison. During the sentencing he jumps up and tries to attacks one of the prosecutors before he's tackled to the ground. Now he faces new charges that will put him away for even longer.
He also plans to appeal the sexual assault charges.
http://www.lansingstatejournal.com/...tor-sentenced-sexual-assault-charge/90729038/
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You know how you can just look at some people and know there's something wrong with them..Originally made a thread but I'm not sure if it would warrant it.
Pedophile is convicted of sexually assaulting a 10 year old girl and is convicted to 19 years in prison. During the sentencing he jumps up and tries to attacks one of the prosecutors before he's tackled to the ground. Now he faces new charges that will put him away for even longer.
He also plans to appeal the sexual assault charges.
http://www.lansingstatejournal.com/...tor-sentenced-sexual-assault-charge/90729038/
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http://www.thecollegefix.com/post/29178/
We used to make jokes about colleges treating their students like children, but it now seems that colleges actually view their students as children.
We used to make jokes about colleges treating their students like children, but it now seems that colleges actually view their students as children.