Samantha Violet Bushart and the Sammieverse - Fat, Illiterate Perpetual Pregnancy Faker and the Various Trash and Tards Surrounding Her

Who is Skylan's biological father?


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If Sammie is actually upset about her father's death, it's because it took attention away from her pregnancy. This pregnancy hasn't been fun for her, it seems. Maybe it'll convince her to stick to fake babies?
We can only hope. Fake babbys are way less traumatizing for all of us, and way more entertaining.
 
If Sammie is actually upset about her father's death, it's because it took attention away from her pregnancy. This pregnancy hasn't been fun for her, it seems. Maybe it'll convince her to stick to fake babies?
I really hope this kids taken and not by family. Its enabling her behavior to breed and dump kids off on her 60 year old mom. I think Sammies lizard brain has a pregnancy fetish. I dont get her thought process but shes also retarded. Wants 10 kids but has 0 custody. Why keep it up? Does she honestly believe she can ever have custody of any baby? Luckily she is fat as hell and getting bigger, itll cause even worse fertility.
 
I really hope this kids taken and not by family. Its enabling her behavior to breed and dump kids off on her 60 year old mom. I think Sammies lizard brain has a pregnancy fetish. I dont get her thought process but shes also retarded. Wants 10 kids but has 0 custody. Why keep it up? Does she honestly believe she can ever have custody of any baby? Luckily she is fat as hell and getting bigger, itll cause even worse fertility.
I think Sammie enjoys the attention from being pregnant as well as the actual proof she be fucking.

I know two separate females who are constantly pregnant and have zero custody of any of their kids, I’m basing my assumptions off them lol.
It's weird to me how she defied the odds and got preggers again and she acts like she has hated every single day of this one.

Also I hate Kim so fucking much.
I feel like she mimics what she sees on tv with her little child-like brain. “Babby make pregnant mom uncomfortable, babby make Sammie uncomfortable.”
 
Luckily she is fat as hell and getting bigger, itll cause even worse fertility.
Don't count on that. Many MSPL heifers who were much fatter managed to have kids. How the sperm donor was able to reach the target is another question.

On another thread (I think IRL Encounters with Deathfats, but I'm not sure) someone told a story of how a morbidly obese woman wanted to get pregnant, so she had HER MOTHER hold up her fupa WITH A BROOM HANDLE while she and her husband were doing the deed so her husband could get in.
 
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Again, I call bullshit. Not necessarily on the pregnancy but on the induction. After 2 c-sections, VBAC is almost impossible. With Sammie's size and previous complications, no doctor would ever allow this. @Thomas Eugene Paris would you not agree?
I think you and @Free the Pedos are both probably correct. It would be insane for an OB to allow a giant multipara (not to be confused with "grand multipara", unless you count all the ghost babbys in Heaven) morbidly obese deconditioned T2D worthless sack of shit like Sammie to try for a VBAC. Then again, unbelievable things do happen, and I'm sure the inevitable VBAC subreddit is full of women (and troons) claiming to have "accomplished" an unattended VBAC after 3 C-sections alone in Kim and Dalton's trailer a decrepit shack with a triplet pregnancy that went to 42+5, and maybe some of the actual women are telling the truth. Who knows.

Also, I actually laughed out loud about Kim's having one of those Owlet monitors on her wish list. Of course she does.
 
So how's Sammy gonna fuck up the funeral? Jump on the casket yelling don't go, Daddy! would be possible, for sure. If they're smart they'll stick her in a room with her phone and some fast food and 'forget' to go get her for the service/interning. Or she'll make out with ET at the grave.
 
I expect Sammie to deliver some kind of pregnant twerking mom tiktok dance from the bathroom of the funeral home during her father's service and I will be confused if we don't get it, or something similar like smiling duck face selfies with her sobbing sisters/mother/children.
 
Birth control should be a requirement for people on public assistance and I’m tired of pretending we should enable this shit.
Or at least, first kid we'll pay for. Second kid we might let slide. Third kid, you're on your own.

Ugh I saw this documentary from the UK about a woman who had 11 kids. She and the father of the last six were legally separated so they could each have their own Council house. Her eldest was turning 18 and was excited that she could get her own Council house. They relocated her to a bigger Council house to accommodate her 11 kids and she bitched about the fact that it was too close to the train tracks. The kicker was when she adamantly declared "No one can tell me how many children I can have." WHAT, lady?
 
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Don't count on that. Many MSPL heifers who were much fatter managed to have kids. How the sperm donor was able to reach the target is another question.

On another thread (I think IRL Encounters with Deathfats, but I'm not sure) someone told a story of how a morbidly obese woman wanted to get pregnant, so she had HER MOTHER hold up her fupa WITH A BROOM HANDLE while she and her husband were doing the deed so her husband could get in.
Sammie has other issues besides fat, it's why lucy is what 8 and shes now having a 3rd after raw dogging random black men for years.

I expect Sammie to deliver some kind of pregnant twerking mom tiktok dance from the bathroom of the funeral home during her father's service and I will be confused if we don't get it, or something similar like smiling duck face selfies with her sobbing sisters/mother/children.
Sundays the service monday will be the burial. I'll be trying to watch closely

After researching ma shart, I think shes legit low IQ like sammie. Her older profile (I shared screen shots long ago) shes very dramatic. Overshares about pa shart cheating. She also posted photos of her dead dog to tell everyone it's dead. Sadly ma shart learned to private her Facebook I'm sure she shares a lot of funny shit.
 
Or at least, first kid we'll pay for. Second kid we might let slide. Third kid, you're on your own.

Ugh I saw this documentary from the UK about a woman who had 11 kids. She and the father of the last six were legally separated so they could each have their own Council house. Her eldest was turning 18 and was excited that she could get her own Council house. They relocated her to a bigger Council house to accommodate her 11 kids and she bitched about the fact that it was too close to the train tracks. The kicker was when she adamantly declared "No one can tell me how many children I can have." WHAT, lady?
Is this it? Looks interesting.

Sammie has other issues besides fat, it's why lucy is what 8 and shes now having a 3rd after raw dogging random black men for years.


Sundays the service monday will be the burial. I'll be trying to watch closely

After researching ma shart, I think shes legit low IQ like sammie. Her older profile (I shared screen shots long ago) shes very dramatic. Overshares about pa shart cheating. She also posted photos of her dead dog to tell everyone it's dead. Sadly ma shart learned to private her Facebook I'm sure she shares a lot of funny shit.
The stuff we have seen points to this being the case, which makes sense. She's just not flat-out retarded or has something wrong with her brain like Sammie and most of the rest of our cast.
 
Yeah I think Ma Shart is typical white trash that's not the sharpest tool in the shed, but doesn't have anything diagnosible.

I'm gonna make a prediction that ET will phone home for good after Skylanders drops and after an obligatory period fantasizing about Antonio's ghost dick, Sammie will get back with Clarnce. Assuming he's not locked up again. She seems to get with Clarnce when she hasn't secured a different NOTW and I highly doubt she remembers she claimed he died last she mentioned him.

As it is I think :politisperg: only sees her occasionally for easy pussy, I can't imagine he'll be interested even in that once the kid drops. I also don't think we've seen the last of Clarnce.
 
Yeah I think Ma Shart is typical white trash that's not the sharpest tool in the shed, but doesn't have anything diagnosible.

I'm gonna make a prediction that ET will phone home for good after Skylanders drops and after an obligatory period fantasizing about Antonio's ghost dick, Sammie will get back with Clarnce. Assuming he's not locked up again. She seems to get with Clarnce when she hasn't secured a different NOTW and I highly doubt she remembers she claimed he died last she mentioned him.

As it is I think :politisperg: only sees her occasionally for easy pussy, I can't imagine he'll be interested even in that once the kid drops. I also don't think we've seen the last of Clarnce.
Yeah, if Sammie's back home with Ma Shart, I doubt she's seeing ET very often.

As for how she'll act at the viewing/funeral, I had an aunt pass a number of years ago. My low IQ cousin (her granddaughter) went crazy at the funeral. She was wailing and falling on the floor and generally making an embarrassing spectacle of herself. I can see Sammie acting like that. She'll be howling about how she wants to be in heaven with her daddy and pretending she's having contractions.
 
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