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Chris isn’t pulling in banging bitches like Cole though…..
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Chris isn’t pulling in banging bitches like Cole though…..
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I wonder whats Cole's thoughts on 'literally me fr' films like Taxi Driver, Blade Runner 2049, Nightcrawler, etc.
He just didn't care for 2049
But on the bright side, he did enjoy Nightcrawler
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He's not actually a terrible critic, just not terribly inspiring. His contrarianism aside, there's nothing really remarkable about what he does. He has the knowledge you'd expect of someone who graduated film school (although his degree is actually in music), and outside his occasional controversial opinions (like Toy Story 3 or rating that Oscar-bait shit I have forgotten entirely badly just to ruin its perfect score), has about the same opinions you'd expect of someone who graduated film school at the time he got his degree.
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Imagine your younger sibling thinking they’re God and you’re still the more egocentric one
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Incidentally, come to think about it, he was actually right about that movie. I looked it up. Three Oscars. Moonlight. Literally about niggerfaggots.
I have not heard it mentioned since it was the "best picture" of its year.
I have not heard it mentioned since it was the "best picture" of its year.
I never cared for award shows and the Oscars is one major example of how award shows are pointless. Plus, that whole meme where La La Land was robbed for Best Picture over Moonlight was beyond mid-2010s onward SJW propaganda
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It lost me that last little bit of naivete about Oscars being worth anything that I didn't even know I still had after Goodfellas lost to Dances With Kevin Costner.
They are both great movies, but yes Goodfellas is way better and it should've won Best Picture. But then again the Academy preferred Forrest Gump over either Quiz Show or The Shawshank Redemption and American Beauty over The Cider House Rules, The Insider or The Sixth Sense, so I really don't know what to think anymore.
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If Cole ever does decide to chat, I wonder how much we can trust him? I bet he could just make up all kinds of weird stories and we'd be none the wiser.
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I wonder if he could sit through a major motion picture about Chris sodomozing and raping Barb starring Nicole Kidma as Barb, Jonah Hill as Chris, and Selena Gomez as Bella. The film would be titled the Ducks of Greene County.
Chris Pratt as Chris Chan
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JT Marlin
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That really said all it needed to say, didn't it.
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I don't know why people make such a big deal over that, I didn't think Toy Story 3 was that great either. It basically covered the same ground as Toy Story 2.
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What? How is Cole more egocentric than Chris Chan?
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I am surprised, he could make CWC book and get enough weenbucks to have his own craft brewery. Sonichu Sauce.
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It's like when they cast an biracial girl as a redheaded mermaid or a blonde, blue eyed Viking girl who has to tame a wild dragon.
No literally.
If they make a Live Action The Iron Giant and make Hogarth birracial, I'll jump off the Empire State Building.
The Hollywood agenda irks me to end!
Anyways yeah get Seth Rogan to be Chris.
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