Sex Toy General - We all have them. Even you.

[Crocodylus Acutus]

I didn't know this was a thread...
Sex toys are weird, people (mostly women) who own sex toys are also very weird, the sex toy market is especially weird.
Who is buying alien dildos... And why...?

People who look like this:

As for why? Well I'd rather not think about it.

 

[Less Nasty Old Person]

I didn't know this was a thread...
Sex toys are weird, people (mostly women) who own sex toys are also very weird, the sex toy market is especially weird.
Who is buying alien dildos... And why...?

Mostly male size queens who've progressed beyond champagne bottles, actually.

 

[Catler]

I didn't know this was a thread...
Sex toys are weird, people (mostly women) who own sex toys are also very weird, the sex toy market is especially weird.
Who is buying alien dildos... And why...?

I mean sure they're weird, but so are humans so it's to be expected. I'm not sure why more guys don't own sex toys, they're fun.
The alien ones are bizarre though, especially the ones that "inject" stuff.

 

[Cuntspiracy Man]

Each person's choice reflects their unique preferences. If you're curious about adult content, https://phima1.xyz/phim-18/ seems to offer a positive exploration.

>Jan 29, 2024
motherfucking kiwifarms of all places getting ad bots now

 

[Coolio55]

Each person's choice reflects their unique preferences. If you're curious about adult content, https://phima1.xyz/phim-18/ seems to offer a positive exploration.

Hello! How can I purchase transgender pharmaceuticals? How can I purchase transgender hormones?
Discreet purchase.

 

[SilentDuck]

I didn't know this was a thread...
Sex toys are weird, people (mostly women) who own sex toys are also very weird, the sex toy market is especially weird.
Who is buying alien dildos... And why...?

Far be it from me to judge but I will say I hope those ovipositor people get alien abducted and alien impregnated far beyond their wildest dreams. Whatever that Predalien thing did in that movie times at least 100.

 

[Local Wordmason]

Brought to you by the makers of: "Adult Diaper/Fecal Incontinence General"

 

[Sparkling Yuzu]

@derpherp2 uses a bullet egg vibe to tickle his asshole rather than a mouth. Thank you for sharing with the class.

I don't because sometimes you have no choice, but even then just use lube or a vibe egg or some shit instead of this rimming cope.

 

[derpherp2]

@derpherp2 uses a bullet egg vibe to tickle his asshole rather than a mouth. Thank you for sharing with the class.

Wow you really are retarded, congrats.

 

[Cuntspiracy Man]

@derpherp2 uses a bullet egg vibe to tickle his asshole rather than a mouth. Thank you for sharing with the class.

motherfucker bringing in random unrelated beef he has with another site user into a different thread

shits gay

 

[derpherp2]

motherfucker bringing in random unrelated beef he has with another site user into a different thread

shits gay

Dumbass is also retarded enough to think when I'm fucking someone in the ass I lube my own ass apparently.

 

[Sparkling Yuzu]

when I'm fucking someone in the ass

Degenerate.

 

[derpherp2]

Degenerate.

So can you not take the hint that I'm not willing to fuck you, you weirdass tsundere or are you going to drag me to ANOTHER weirdass thread in BP in some retarded attempt at a PA?

 

[Shidoen]

So what’s new in the world of wasting rubber and silicone.

 

[derpherp2]

So what’s new in the world of wasting rubber and silicone.

I really wish I did not know this thread existed. I'm stunlocked trying to read all this shit. Please help.

 

[Shidoen]

I really wish I did not know this thread existed. I'm stunlocked trying to read all this shit. Please help.

I was once afraid like you when I first discovered this thread, then I realize the people who buy sex toys don’t have enough money to buy a gun so I’m confident in my safety.

 

[Catler]

I was once afraid like you when I first discovered this thread, then I realize the people who buy sex toys don’t have enough money to buy a gun so I’m confident in my safety.

As if some of the sex toys on the market aren't enough to beat a person to death, or at least knock them out.

 

[Shidoen]

As if some of the sex toys on the market aren't enough to beat a person to death, or at least knock them out.

You can’t unsheathe your dildo from your ass sleeve in the time it takes for me to shoot someone in self-defense.

 

[r9k-speaks]

Alright which one of you posted this to /r9k/ I know you're in here.

 

[Shidoen]

Alright which one of you posted this to /r9k/ I know you're in here.

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